Player Report: Avalanchee

[KingPhilipIII]

Your Byond Key: KingPhilipIII

Your Character Name: Haythem Castian

Accused Byond Key(if known): Avalanchee

Character Name: Phillip 'Avalanche' Murray

Approximate time and date of the incident (Central US Time for fastest results): This is a constant issue and cannot be dated as a specific time.

What rule(s) were broken: I dunno all of them? Possibly the rule about ERP? Do I need to read the rules to complain about someone breaking them?

Description of the incident: You know, there I was, minding my own business as a drone when suddenly Avalanchee just comes up with his buddies and starts destroying my hive. Like, the nerve of this person to just come up and start griefing me like that, it was absolutely traumatizing. So naturally I run away from him and his buddies and hide somewhere when he clearly metagames by walking straight up to my hiding spot(There were atleast a dozen other spots he could have checked and the fact he checked like six of them before mine is irrelevant.) I proceed to panic and tackle him and claw at him before his metabuddies show up, definitely not drawn by his screaming and start shooting at me. I try to run away when suddenly Avalanchee gets up and was like so fast with his shotgun it definitely had to be hacking and he just killed me and ruined my round. 0/10 he seems to do this to a lot of players so he's definitely a repeat offender.

He's just too robust and you're not allowed to be robust on CM, if you don't kill atleast twice as many friendlies as you do hostiles you're not bald enough to play with us.

If that doesn't convince you, remember when we buffed the SADAR? We can atleast ban him for ERP because of how violently he kept fucking over the alien side with those offscreen gibs.

Evidence (screenshots, logs, etc): I'm a staff slave shouldn't my word be enough proof?

How you would punish the accused: Ban Plz.

[Frans_Feiffer]

Bro, you just made this to get the heat off of your back from the staff report I made on you. Smh, pleb git gud.

[ThesoldierLLJK]

Character witness: Phillip is a shitlord scrub, but he's our shitlord scrub and he's robust to the max ok.

[Avalanchee]

you fuck with me and you end up like this

[Frans_Feiffer]

you fuck with me and you end up like this

BE’d

[x31stOverlord]

Bahahahahhahahabahabahaa. Murray? Robust? Hahahhahahahhhahaahah

[Winter]

He's kind of cute in a hilariously grunty way. It's great.

[Avalanchee]

Bahahahahhahahabahabahaa. Murray? Robust? Hahahhahahahhhahaahah

Should I tell them the story how you played as a crewcut synth because you didn't know how to set a haircut?

He's kind of cute in a hilariously grunty way. It's great.

Aw²