SO: "We need to switch the aSL, Lance Corporal Dee, choose a marine to take your place."
Jackson Dee: "How about Jadon?"
SO: "He doesn't count as a marine."
Jackson Dee: "Why not?"
SO: "I can't trust a crazy-eyed man to lead this squad."
Me: "...............Fair enough."
(I can't remember the SO's name at that round sorry.)