ThesoldierLLJK - CM Dad Application

ThesoldierLLJK · Post by **ThesoldierLLJK** » 19 Oct 2018, 19:54

Byond key: ThesoldierLLJK

Are you familiar with the family responsibilities of becoming the CM dad: Yes, I think I can handle being a father figure to the 100 to 200 sperglords who play on the server at any give time.

Why should we make you a CM dad?
Because I love all my children here even the idiot ones I would have never wanted

Have you ever been banned on CM-SS13 before?
No, but I was made a forever mod so that’s pretty much a fate worse than death

Have you ever been banned on any other SS13 server?
I’m currently wanted in 3 different galaxies

How would you handle all the children of this server who would look up to you as a father figure?

Daily spankings and maybe sometimes giving everyone icecream

What would you have to do if you had to ban one of your “children”

*Cocks Mateba Revolver*

ScreamingIdiot · Post by **ScreamingIdiot** » 19 Oct 2018, 20:03

DADDY GIVE ME MY CUMMIES OWO

z a n e b o t · Post by **z a n e b o t** » 19 Oct 2018, 20:18

shut up dumbass

superjo98 · Post by **superjo98** » 19 Oct 2018, 20:31

Not gonna lie for the longest time I thought Julio was a girl.

ThesoldierLLJK · Post by **ThesoldierLLJK** » 19 Oct 2018, 20:41

z a n e b o t wrote: ↑
19 Oct 2018, 20:18
shut up dumbass

You’re in timeout young man

Hughgent · Post by **Hughgent** » 19 Oct 2018, 20:42

Will you give me special privilege for making everyone drugs all the time?

You know that Sis doesn't do half as much as I do.

ThesoldierLLJK · Post by **ThesoldierLLJK** » 19 Oct 2018, 20:55

Hughgent wrote: ↑
19 Oct 2018, 20:42
Will you give me special privilege for making everyone drugs all the time?

You know that Sis doesn't do half as much as I do.

Do your homework first and we’ll see

Hughgent · Post by **Hughgent** » 19 Oct 2018, 20:57

ThesoldierLLJK wrote: ↑
19 Oct 2018, 20:55
Do your homework first and we’ll see

viewtopic.php?f=94&p=229096#p229096

Here you go Dad. Are you proud of me now?

Sleepy Retard · Post by **Sleepy Retard** » 19 Oct 2018, 21:14

An overall lackluster application, but I'll ask you a few questions - maybe you'll change the Dad Council's opinion on this application.

You see one of your children say, 'I'm bored. Can we restart the round?' How do you respond?

Another one of your children says the fr**k word, what do you do?

Lastly, one of your kids asks you, "Can I stay up an extra thirty minutes?" What do you respond with?

"Go ask your mother."

"No."

"Sure."

GenericUsername · Post by **GenericUsername** » 19 Oct 2018, 21:21

What's your stance on going out to buy cigarettes?

ThesoldierLLJK · Post by **ThesoldierLLJK** » 19 Oct 2018, 21:42

El Defaultio wrote: ↑
19 Oct 2018, 21:14

You see one of your children say, 'I'm bored. Can we restart the round?' How do you respond?

Another one of your children says the fr**k word, what do you do?

Lastly, one of your kids asks you, "Can I stay up an extra thirty minutes?" What do you respond with?

"Go ask your mother."

"No."

"Sure."

Tell the child the round will be over soon, and if he behaves maybe I’ll let him drive the tank next round.

As punishment the child will have to play an entire round as a CT or MT

GO ASK YOUR MOTHER

Sleepy Retard · Post by **Sleepy Retard** » 19 Oct 2018, 21:59

ThesoldierLLJK wrote: ↑
19 Oct 2018, 21:42
Tell the child the round will be over soon, and if he behaves maybe I’ll let him drive the tank next round.

As punishment the child will have to play an entire round as a CT or MT

GO ASK YOUR MOTHER

Excellent answers, besides number one.

The gold standard Dad response is:

"Hello Bored, I'm Dad." Afterwards, you continue with the response you had given.

I'm sure you'd be fine to go through a trial, to see if you really are dad material.

ThesoldierLLJK · Post by **ThesoldierLLJK** » 19 Oct 2018, 22:04

GenericUsername wrote: ↑
19 Oct 2018, 21:21
What's your stance on going out to buy cigarettes?

Only blast spacegreen dip

Frans_Feiffer · Post by **Frans_Feiffer** » 19 Oct 2018, 22:13

I dunno chief...You’re gonna need the head dad, Vadims vote on this one.

Though if it’s any consolation, you’ll always be a dad in my eyes, dad.

GenericUsername · Post by **GenericUsername** » 19 Oct 2018, 22:22

ThesoldierLLJK wrote: ↑
19 Oct 2018, 22:04
Only blast spacegreen dip

but will you ever return? Studies show that 90% of fathers who go out to buy cigarettes never return home

edgardo · Post by **edgardo** » 20 Oct 2018, 17:49

Hi papa, also Dill Carson needs to die

Avalanchee · Post by **Avalanchee** » 21 Oct 2018, 02:03

I wonder how will the CM Mommy react

We have a rather interesting love story in ere'

Build_R_ · Post by **Build_R_** » 21 Oct 2018, 06:54

What if I don't want to be adopted?

Frans_Feiffer · Post by **Frans_Feiffer** » 21 Oct 2018, 12:11

Build_R_ wrote: ↑
21 Oct 2018, 06:54
What if I don't want to be adopted?

Too late

Ketrai · Post by **Ketrai** » 21 Oct 2018, 12:12

Wait, I HAVE A DAD?

David Stormwell · Post by **David Stormwell** » 22 Oct 2018, 10:47

I really want to see cm's mommy react to this

Avalanchee · Post by **Avalanchee** » 31 Oct 2018, 02:49

Yeah uh,

I talked with Emerald Blood and this will probably work, you two sweethearts are going to enjoy working on perma appeals together.

Thread closed by Senior Shitposter
All posts under this one are considered enceri level gay unless an epic cm gamer girl arrives

ThesoldierLLJK · Post by **ThesoldierLLJK** » 01 Nov 2018, 08:20

Avalanchee wrote: ↑
31 Oct 2018, 02:49

Thread closed by Senior Shitposter

I'm invoking my Dad veto as there has not been enough feedback in this thread.

Clutch · Post by **Clutch** » 01 Nov 2018, 10:34

choke me daddy

DefinitelyAlone0309 · Post by **DefinitelyAlone0309** » 01 Nov 2018, 10:35

Can you still do chores working a 9 to 5 job or are you leaving it to your kids ?

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