You know, they say that all CM players are created equal

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You know, they say that all CM players are created equal

Post by Sora9567 » 06 Nov 2018, 16:24

But you look at me and you look at Elder Lurker (27) and you can see that statement is NOT TRUE! See, normally, if you go one-on-one with another marine you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a GENETIC FREAK, and I'm not NORMAL! So you got a 25% at best at beat me! And then you add a Hostile Survivor to the mix? You-the chances of winning drastic go down! See, the 3 way at LV, you got a 33 and a third chance of winning. But I! I got a 66 and two-thirds chance of winning, cause the Hostile Survivor KNOOOWS he can't beat me, and he's not even gonna try! So Elder Lurker (27), you take your 33 and a third chance minus my 25% chance, and you got an 8 and a third chance of winning at LV. But then you take my 75 perchance-chance of winning (if we was to go one-on-one), and then add 66 and two-thirds cha-percents, I got a 141 and two-thirds chance of winnin' at LV! Señior Xeno! The numbers don't lie, and they spell DISASTER for you at LV!

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Re: You know, they say that all CM players are created equal

Post by Hughgent » 06 Nov 2018, 16:30

But you look at me and you look at Doctor Baldy and you can see that statement is NOT TRUE! See, normally, if you go one-on-one with another Surgeon you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a GENETIC FREAK, and I'm not NORMAL! So you got a 25% at best at beat me! And then you add a Hostile CMO to the mix? You-the chances of winning drastic go down! See, the 3 way at Medbay, you got a 33 and a third chance of winning. But I! I got a 66 and two-thirds chance of winning, cause the Hostile CMO KNOOOWS he can't beat me, and he's not even gonna try! So Doctor Baldy, you take your 33 and a third chance minus my 25% chance, and you got an 8 and a third chance of winning at Medbay. But then you take my 75 perchance-chance of winning (if we was to go one-on-one), and then add 66 and two-thirds cha-percents, I got a 141 and two-thirds chance of winnin' at Medbay! Señior Baldy! The numbers don't lie, and they spell DISASTER for you at Medbay!

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Post by Mister Jeether » 07 Nov 2018, 14:13

too much math, my unga brain cant process such high IQ information. Please, simplify in a dunga language that we can understand
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Re: You know, they say that all CM players are created equal

Post by Ketrai » 08 Nov 2018, 05:37

Mister Jeether wrote:
07 Nov 2018, 14:13
too much math, my unga brain cant process such high IQ information. Please, simplify in a dunga language that we can understand
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