The Charlie and Delta

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The Charlie and Delta

Post by Huebone » 21 Dec 2018, 06:26

A Charlie Spec was happily walking along the river when Delta walked next to him.

The Deltards, being very low in IQ, asked the Charlie spec to Join them on their charge towards caves. "Are you mad?" exclaimed the spec. "We just landed on the planet, now you want to go off into the caves and die?"

"My dear Charlie," laughed the Delta SL, "We're Delta, we have the most bestest and mostest marines, you will be medevacced before you even get hurt. Where is the logic in not rushing with us?"

The spec thought this over, and saw the logic of the Staff Sergeant's statement. "You're right!" cried the Charlie. "Am monky!" CO Heinz exclaimed. The spec followed along and halfway into the cave Avalanche Murry gave the spec a mighty PB. As the entire squad with the spec got flanked and overrun, the spec resignedly said:

"Do you mind if I ask you something? You said there'd be no danger in following your squad. Yet you didn't hesitate to break my ribs and give me IB?"

"It has nothing to do with logic," the dying Deltard sadly replied. "I'm Delta, it's in my nature."

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Look, I've heard your cries, and your calls.
I know you're mad at Command. I know you're angry. I know you're angry that those dinosaurs killed your fellow men.
You told me this, and I heard you.
But you shouldn't be angry at your command. If you're angry at command, you're saying that command sent those men to die. But command didn't kill those men. The enemy killed those men. They took your comrades from you. That's the important thing to remember, it was the enemy who took your friends, and you should be really REALLY mad at them.
Before you go back down there, I'm reminding you who your enemy is. The enemy.
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Re: The Charlie and Delta

Post by IrishCow » 21 Dec 2018, 09:38

Never Forget 12/19
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Re: The Charlie and Delta

Post by StephenNelson » 27 Dec 2018, 06:05

Huebone wrote: ↑
21 Dec 2018, 06:26
 A Charlie Spec was happily walking along the river when Delta walked next to him.

The Deltards, being very low in IQ, asked the Charlie spec to Join them on their charge towards caves. "Are you mad?" exclaimed the spec. "We just landed on the planet, now you want to go off into the caves and die?"

"My dear Charlie," laughed the Delta SL, "We're Delta, we have the most bestest and mostest marines, you will be medevacced before you even get hurt. Where is the logic in not rushing with us?"

The spec thought this over, and saw the logic of the Staff Sergeant's statement. "You're right!" cried the Charlie. "Am monky!" CO Heinz exclaimed. The spec followed along and halfway into the cave Avalanche Murry gave the spec a mighty PB. As the entire squad with the spec got flanked and overrun, the spec resignedly said:

"Do you mind if I ask you something? You said there'd be no danger in following your squad. Yet you didn't hesitate to break my ribs and give me IB?"

"It has nothing to do with logic," the dying Deltard sadly replied. "I'm Delta, it's in my nature."

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Re: The Charlie and Delta

Post by blingx3 » 27 Dec 2018, 06:08

What'ch you expect, Deltards and who ever lurkes in that god damn infested swamp can't aim for shite
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