Corrupt-A-Wish

[Jester]

Granted,America never declared independence and now you are a slave who work in a poo mine

I wish that i would be a admin

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Gramted, everyone overthrows you.

I wish Stephen Hawking never got motor neuron disease.

[Triel Wolfblood]

Granted but then democracy was never invented

I wish unknownmurder was knownmurder

[DesFrSpace]

That's a Death Wish, Government fear him, and he is the most wanted on Earth.

Where is the flying cars! Isn't this the future? (Hover car is fine too).

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, it is shown in Cars 2 movie only.

I wish for Viktor Reznov was real.

[Pillow]

Granted except he is brain dead for eternity

i wish I was president

[Triel Wolfblood]

granted but you were so bad citizens lynched you

I wish more peope played this forum game

[Jester]

Granted,so many people played this forum game that i would crash your byond everytime I wish that noobs wouldnt be so stupid

[Butterrobber202]

Error no Wish located resolving issue... Error Code 404 please report this to your fairywork administrator

I wish for GODZILLA that was friendly

[Sligneris]

Wish granted, but it destroys the world by sheer accident.

I wish we had Research and pAIs not removed from CM. =(

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, Research uses marines as test subjects for no reason believing Researchers are Weyland Yutani, as for pAIs are just forgotten junk that no one uses.

I wish Godzilla was hostile.

[Evilkyle24]

Wish Granted, Research uses marines as test subjects for no reason believing Researchers are Weyland Yutani, as for pAIs are just forgotten junk that no one uses.

I wish Godzilla was hostile.

Wish granted. He does nothing but sit on his ass and glare at people all day.

I wish HiT wasn't brokenly strong.

[Sligneris]

You actually saw HIT in action? How?

Granted, now they are young boys fighting with harmless glowing sticks.

I wish to have a power to alter reality.

[Jester]

Granted, you did alter the reality in such a way that your mom didnt meet your father and you wont get borned

I wish that i could be a part of a HIT Squad

[Evilkyle24]

Granted, you did alter the reality in such a way that your mom didnt meet your father and you wont get borned

I wish that i could be a part of a HIT Squad

Granted but because HiT is shit, you ruin the round by killing every alien in ten seconds and the round is over, nobody had any fun.

I wish I could stop making wishes.

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, someone wishes you to be dead, but you couldn't wish thus died a slow pain death.

I wish I created Ion.

[Butterrobber202]

Granted, It blew up in your face.

I wish that HiT Had moar Pusle Rifles ( And HiT Doesnt come that often I've been apart of it Twice, One HiT Soldier = 2 Ravagers )

[Triel Wolfblood]

Granted but all of the rifles got 90% less charge

I wish to have butter

[Jester]

Granted,you got butter but the butter fell on the floor and you slipped on it and you break your neck and die

I wish that aliens will get rekt every round by me

[Butterrobber202]

Granted, You are Rekting and blindsided by a Ravager

I wish when I stole butter it would stop melting in my Bag

[Evilkyle24]

Granted, You are Rekting and blindsided by a Ravager

I wish when I stole butter it would stop melting in my Bag

Granted, it melts before you put it in the bag and you slip and break your neck and die.

I wish I didn't need as many hours of sleep a night.

[Jester]

Granted,you dont need any sleep and in 15 days you become like the creature from The Russian Sleep Experiment


I wish that i will be SATAN

[Evilkyle24]

Granted,you dont need any sleep and in 15 days you become like the creature from The Russian Sleep Experiment


I wish that i will be SATAN

Granted, the you become Some Asshole That Attacks Nuns and you're thrown in the psych ward.

I wish that my stomach wasn't always upset.

[InsertCleverNameHere]

Granted, the you become Some Asshole That Attacks Nuns and you're thrown in the psych ward.

I wish that my stomach wasn't always upset.

Granted, But it's only no longer upset because you finally Bursted

I wish my sprite files would stop corrupting

[Evilkyle24]

Granted, But it's only no longer upset because you finally Bursted

I wish my sprite files would stop corrupting

Granted, the computer just deletes them instead.

I wish I needed less food to survive.