Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by **Tristan63** » 02 May 2016, 19:58

Wish granted but you end up being the criminal and get shot multiple times

I wish I was a 8foot tall space marine

coolsurf6 · Post by **coolsurf6** » 02 May 2016, 20:38

Wish Granted, you always get shot in the back by for being to big of a target.

I wish for a A in the next test I have

Adjective · Post by **Adjective** » 03 May 2016, 10:13

Granted, but the A comes in the form of a variable in a synthetic math log equation.

I wish this thread was locked and left to die.

Shadowling1232 · Post by **Shadowling1232** » 03 May 2016, 10:21

Granted, but I start another one soon after.

I wish for a grenade

DesFrSpace · Post by **DesFrSpace** » 03 May 2016, 13:54

Bull shit, the grenade blow up before you get it.
HOLY SHIT, this THREAD MIGHT ACTUALLY GET CLOSE.

Logi99 · Post by **Logi99** » 03 May 2016, 14:05

DesFrSpace wrote:Bull shit, the grenade blow up before you get it.
HOLY SHIT, this THREAD MIGHT ACTUALLY GET CLOSE.

Wish granted, but your bets lose u $1000000

DesFrSpace · Post by **DesFrSpace** » 03 May 2016, 14:55

Logi99 wrote: Wish granted, but your bets lose u $1000000

>.> That was not even a wish, and you are in debt.

Casany · Post by **Casany** » 19 Jul 2016, 12:05

No wishes to grant, aww darn

I wish a wish that cannot be corrupted

LeDarkLor · Post by **LeDarkLor** » 20 Jul 2016, 00:28

Your wish is so pure that it cleanses all the other things you wished before

I wish to eat some khorne flakes

coolsurf6 · Post by **coolsurf6** » 20 Jul 2016, 01:48

Wish granted. You become sick after a few days due to food poisoning.

I wish for a life of spessmens

YungCuz · Post by **YungCuz** » 20 Jul 2016, 03:06

Wish Granted but it doesn't have enough oxygen.

I wish i could have a Gygax.

Helgraf · Post by **Helgraf** » 20 Jul 2016, 08:07

Granted, but the aliens erp it and it falls apart.

I wish this thread would stop.

Butterrobber202 · Post by **Butterrobber202** » 20 Jul 2016, 09:41

Wish Grant, It gets a 2k16 Reboot

I wish for a very large and long, lets not forget thick...... Wooden 2 by 4

Casany · Post by **Casany** » 20 Jul 2016, 20:03

Wish granted but admins mistake it for something else and ban you

I wish for trump

coolsurf6 · Post by **coolsurf6** » 21 Jul 2016, 01:42

Wish granted, trumpet comes to your door. Though when you try and say that was not your wish, trump builds a wall around you and the trumpet. You must make love with it for trump to release you...

I wish for my friends on the bus to stop burping constantly...

YouTube · Post by **Desolane900** » 21 Jul 2016, 02:27

Wish granted. They stop burping and start farting profusely before the bus gets stuck in traffic.

I wish Senpai would notice me...

Casany · Post by **Casany** » 21 Jul 2016, 03:20

Wish granted, you kill 26 other people and get arrested

I wish I didn't sleep ever

coolsurf6 · Post by **coolsurf6** » 21 Jul 2016, 04:06

Casany wrote:Wish granted, you kill 26 other people and get arrested

I wish I didn't sleep ever

Wish granted, you enjoy staying in bed paralyzed for the rest of your life...

I wish to become robust!

Helgraf · Post by **Helgraf** » 21 Jul 2016, 17:27

Granted, but after 5 seconds aliens wreck your shit.

I wish I could be the ultimate memelord!

coolsurf6 · Post by **coolsurf6** » 22 Jul 2016, 02:31

Wish granted, all the memes are replaced with ear rape and soon you become deaf. If you think about it people would be so fed up with you. You're going to get rekt!

Rey · Post by **Rey** » 22 Jul 2016, 02:45

coolsurf6 wrote:Wish granted, all the memes are replaced with ear rape and soon you become deaf. If you think about it people would be so fed up with you. You're going to get rekt!

You're supposed to make a wish after you've corrupted someone someone else's other ways the game can't go on, I'll just make a wish now since I have nothing to corrupt.
I want to sleep forever.

freemysoul · Post by **freemysoul** » 22 Jul 2016, 05:40

Rey wrote: You're supposed to make a wish after you've corrupted someone someone else's other ways the game can't go on, I'll just make a wish now since I have nothing to corrupt.
I want to sleep forever.

Wish granted, But you ONLY have night terrors about Bill Carson being the CO.

I wish for this CorruptAwish thread to END

coolsurf6 · Post by **coolsurf6** » 22 Jul 2016, 06:07

freemysoul wrote: Wish granted, But you ONLY have night terrors about Bill Carson being the CO.

I wish for this CorruptAwish thread to END

I don't see any wishes to grant but your wish is granted... When it ends your life does too

I wish to know every song in the world so I don't have to listen to the newest and cringy hits and so I have a variety of songs to listen to.

Sancronis · Post by **Sancronis** » 22 Jul 2016, 20:03

Granted, but you always have this one stuck in your head. All the time, forever. Unending. You eventually commit suicide.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

I wish I could time travel back and forth.

coolsurf6 · Post by **coolsurf6** » 22 Jul 2016, 20:09

Wish granted, but at an expense where you are forced to live in that time for 24 days then you can only go back to the present day, aka 24 days since you disappeared. Truth is if you die you are then back to the present day but you're probably not going to have a good week as your entire body is in extreme pain for a whole year... Oh did I mention you can't bring anything though time

(I like writing complex wishes

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I wish for this Town Hall to be a good one!

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