Corrupt-A-Wish

[Martzin]

I wish I could make a character entirely of my choosing exist and live peacefully, without excessive harm coming to them, somewhere within a 10 mile radius of me in real life, and able to make physical and verbal contact with me, existing exactly, in both personality and body, as they did in the fictional world with any and all minor changes necessary to make them possible in real life.

This happens, but as time goes by the fictional world your character comes from leaks into the real world and rips apart the space-time continuum leaving only the character alive and they get lonely and kill themselves.

I wish I could play some Flatout on my old PS2.

[Karmac]

I wish I could play some Flatout on my old PS2.

Wish granted. Except it's a remastered edition where all the controls are swapped around and the graphics somehow got worse.

[NoahKirchner]

Granted, but everyone you care about is drafted, and you become an incorporeal entity capable only of watching them and only them. You cannot communicate, you cannot scream, and you cannot possibly interfere. You can only watch as your friends and loved ones are ravaged by the horrors of war. Only one lives, but dies painfully shortly after due to extensive injuries.

I wish I could make a character entirely of my choosing exist and live peacefully, without excessive harm coming to them, somewhere within a 10 mile radius of me in real life, and able to make physical and verbal contact with me, existing exactly, in both personality and body, as they did in the fictional world with any and all minor changes necessary to make them possible in real life.

Granted, but they absolutely abhor you to the point of making your life a living hell, and everything you do makes them hate you more and more until they snap and gruesomely murder you.

I wish for a star to wish upon.

[Karmac]

I wish for a star to wish upon.

Granted but the star is actually the evil death moon from Majora's Mask and day by day it's getting closer to Earth.

[MrJJJ]

Granted but the star is actually the evil death moon from Majora's Mask and day by day it's getting closer to Earth.

Wish Granted

I wish to ascend

[Karmac]

I keep forgetting I'm supposed to put a wish in there

[Dapper Stache]

I wish to ascend

Granted, but your ascension into a god-like figure takes all of the energy in the universe, so in order to create a new one you have to start slowly killing yourself, or just exist in pure boredom.

Granted, but they absolutely abhor you to the point of making your life a living hell, and everything you do makes them hate you more and more until they snap and gruesomely murder you.

I guess that'd be changing their personality, but either way a couple of the characters I'd legitimately think about would probably murder me unaltered. You're also assuming I wouldn't enjoy getting slowly killed by a character I wished in.

[Casany]

Granted, but your ascension into a god-like figure takes all of the energy in the universe, so in order to create a new one you have to start slowly killing yourself, or just exist in pure boredom.



I guess that'd be changing their personality, but either way a couple of the characters I'd legitimately think about would probably murder me unaltered. You're also assuming I wouldn't enjoy getting slowly killed by a character I wished in.

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I wish that cats ruled the earth and I was their king

[Pythonjet32]

Granted, but a rebellion soon takes place and you're eaten alive as a result.

I wish that every modern video game that has ever existed is combined into one universe.

[Azmodan412]

Granted, but everyone you care about is drafted, and you become an incorporeal entity capable only of watching them and only them. You cannot communicate, you cannot scream, and you cannot possibly interfere. You can only watch as your friends and loved ones are ravaged by the horrors of war. Only one lives, but dies painfully shortly after due to extensive injuries.

I wish I could make a character entirely of my choosing exist and live peacefully, without excessive harm coming to them, somewhere within a 10 mile radius of me in real life, and able to make physical and verbal contact with me, existing exactly, in both personality and body, as they did in the fictional world with any and all minor changes necessary to make them possible in real life.

Wish granted, but someone else controls your body, leaving caged within your own psyche, observing the world but being completely unable to interact within it. Your real body, however, is locked in a comatose state.

I wish to be a snake.

[Karmac]

I wish to be a snake.

wish granted but you are doomed to a life of being stepped on.

I wish for the opportunity to make the greatest autism fort CM has ever seen.

[TheMaskedMan2]

wish granted but you are doomed to a life of being stepped on.

I wish for the opportunity to make the greatest autism fort CM has ever seen.

Wish granted but the fort is so autistic you actually become autistic.

I wish to have a slice of Pizza that never runs out.

[Pythonjet32]

inb4 my wish wasn't granted.

But I'll grant you this one, the pizza slice never runs out, but the pizza is VERY toxic and eating is like eating a thousand nails at the same time.

I wish consoles and PC's would just coexist peacefully.

[Crab_Spider]

Wish granted but the fort is so autistic you actually become autistic.

I wish to have a slice of Pizza that never runs out.

Wish granted, but you become a lardass and lose all congnitive function

I wish I was a loser

[Sancronis]

inb4 my wish wasn't granted.

But I'll grant you this one, the pizza slice never runs out, but the pizza is VERY toxic and eating is like eating a thousand nails at the same time.

I wish consoles and PC's would just coexist peacefully.

Granted, but the mobile phone gamers see the lack of conflict and become as zealous as the current gamers, creating a far more toxic environment in their conflict.

I wish that Vermin Supreme were elected president and could afford his promised policies.

[driecg36]

Wish granted, but you become a lardass and lose all congnitive function

I wish I was a loser

Granted, but you immediately commit seppuku because you can't stand how much of a loser you are.

I wish I was robust at this game.

[NoahKirchner]

Granted, but you immediately commit seppuku because you can't stand how much of a loser you are.

I wish I was robust at this game.

Granted, but you get instantly banned for powergaming with no chance of appeal.

I wish I could legally change my name to "Delicious hunk of man meat".

[Karmac]

Granted, but you get instantly banned for powergaming with no chance of appeal.

I wish I could legally change my name to "Delicious hunk of man meat".

Wish granted but you run into a cannibal the next day and he finds out just how truthful your name is.

I wish I could legally change my name to "Blast Hardcheese"

[Crab_Spider]

Wish granted but you run into a cannibal the next day and he finds out just how truthful your name is.

I wish I could legally change my name to "Blast Hardcheese"

Wish granted but you soon realize you can't hold down a job with a silly name or have any friends.

I wish I could be SCP 682.

[Butterrobber202]

Granted, you are melted down for parts.

I wish Marines didn't get nerfed.

[Jackie Estegado]

Granted, Xenos got buffed.

I wish for AP ammo in prep vendors.

[Crab_Spider]

Granted, 3 AP is in prep venders

I wish I had friends`

[Kerek]

Granted, 3 AP is in prep venders

I wish I had friends`

Your only friends that you managed to get were prisoners you arrested, sadly, they just got executed.

I wish that these damn jamaicans would leave me alone!

[MrJJJ]

Wish Granted, but nothing else leaves you alone, even grass seems to try and annoy you.

I wish for a 775

[HR171]

Wish granted you also get a 776

I wish for more wishes