Corrupt-A-Wish

[manezinho]

Granted but they all make you die slowly

I wish I could be in the CM universe.

[misterjoper]

I wish I could be in the CM universe.

Granted, but by the time you arrive into CM The Almayer has already undergone evacuation.. And you are female by the way.Who is bald as well,

I wish I could befriend xenos when I am survivor. And I wish they would not infect me.

[TheMusician321]

Granted, but by the time you arrive into CM The Almayer has already undergone evacuation.. And you are female by the way.Who is bald as well,

I wish I could befriend xenos when I am survivor. And I wish they would not infect me.

Granted but a wild pred kidnaps you and murders all of your xeno friends.

I wish to be able to make shields out of dead crushers.

[HR171]

Granted but the meat sheilds drip with acid melting you to death

I wish to be able to wish for something that doesnt get corrupted

[emeraldmoonx]

Granted, but it gets corrupted anyways.

I wish I could fly.

[z a n e b o t]

Granted but you fly into a wall.

I wish I could never die.

[HR171]

Granted but you fly into a wall.

I wish I could never die.

granted but you are completely paralysed and brain dead for eternity.

I wish for 2000 slaves who are completely loyal to me

[Crab_Spider]

Granted, but your slaves are idiots and you must explain everything you know to your 2000 slaves, must teach them how to pay taxes, drive a car, and what everything is. One slave is also pregnant.

I wish I was unbanned from MP.

[HR171]

Granted but you immediately get permabanned instead

I wish i was robust

[Crab_Spider]

Granted but you immediately get permabanned instead

I wish i was robust

Granted. Your species is changed every round based on atmos conditions. And for Ice Colony, you become a slime person. For LV and Big-Red you become a shadowperson

I wish I was a shadowperson.

[HR171]

Granted but someone constantly shines a light at you till yer die

I wish people called for CAS when im PO

[Joe4444]

Granted but someone constantly shines a light at you till yer die

I wish people called for CAS when im PO

Granted, but no one knows how to call it in properly and always call it in on marine positions.

I wish for more WO rounds.

[Simo94]

Granted, but no one knows how to call it in properly and always call it in on marine positions.

I wish for more WO rounds.

Granted, but you get point blank buckshotted everytime

I wish I had a railscoped SADAR

[taketheshot56]

Granted but you are not allowed to deploy and the SADAR is useless on the ship.

I wish i could actually hit an alien.

[James5734]

Granted but the alien you shoot is always RPing and you get battle executed 5 seconds later.

I wish the prison map could be put into rotation

[Vibraphone]

Granted but the alien you shoot is always RPing and you get battle executed 5 seconds later.

I wish the prison map could be put into rotation

Granted, but it's not against the rules to smash open windows and melt walls leading to space.

I wish the railscope SADAR was real

[taketheshot56]

Granted, but it's not against the rules to smash open windows and melt walls leading to space.

I wish the railscope SADAR was real

It is real, however the RO refuses to hand it out to marines.

I wish my wish wouldnt be corrupted.

[Crab_Spider]

It is real, however the RO refuses to hand it out to marines.

I wish my wish wouldnt be corrupted.

Granted but you soon run into situations where you would have needed that wish, driving you to suicide.

I have no wishes.

[HR171]

Granted but you soon run into situations where you would have needed that wish, driving you to suicide.

I have no wishes.

Granted but i get your wish instead

I wish for a pet muhreen

[AccointNaim]

That Muhren is an idiot, and kills you.

I wish I could be Checkers 2.0 (That one Survivor thats also a Xenomorph and can speak English and Xenomorph)

[taketheshot56]

That Muhren is an idiot, and kills you.

I wish I could be Checkers 2.0 (That one Survivor thats also a Xenomorph and can speak English and Xenomorph)

You are checkers 2.0 but unlike the CO checkers had who researched you. The CO has you brought to CIC where you are promptly mateba'd

I wish all marines had access to smartguns

[Crab_Spider]

You are checkers 2.0 but unlike the CO checkers had who researched you. The CO has you brought to CIC where you are promptly mateba'd

I wish all marines had access to smartguns

Smart guns are nerfed on mass to compensate and BCs are nerfed as well.

I have no wishes.

[HR171]

you get a wish anyhow and that wish kills you

I wish for a pet (un-retarded) murheen

[TheMusician321]

you get a wish anyhow and that wish kills you

I wish for a pet (un-retarded) murheen

granted but they die instantly from FF.

I wish for 2 quickfire m41as at round start, every round.

[HR171]

Granted but Aoi Bell kills you every time to get you attachments

I wish for a pet un retarded muhreen who is impervious to FF