Corrupt-A-Wish

[DesFrSpace]

Ending 2: You won "more coffee"!
But we ran out of coffee right?
In Corrupt-a-Wish-y's Foundation, RIP post.
Skip to 0:40 seconds https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bbv5B71KmkA
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[InsertCleverNameHere]

I wish to get this thread back on track

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, it was run over by a train full of griefers.

I wish I can transform into any creature or genders.

[MrJJJ]

Wish granted, people become jealous and try to chase you to get the same talent, they however all slip into you, because you a goddamn water slime, so you decided to become a invincible murder with no face to kill them, but you slip on water and go to space…waiting for your next victims…

I wish i had ARMADA tank

[InsertCleverNameHere]

Wish granted but it doesn't work.

I wish I didn't have to work today.

[Triel Wolfblood]

Wish granted you lost your job

I wish for a smile

[Jester]

Granted,you get a smile but the guy which smiled is a psychopath and then he pulls a knife out of his marine backpack and stabs you to death

I wish that Ian wouldnt be fucked in the ass by facehuggers every round

[Triel Wolfblood]

granted but he eats all of the facehuggers and aliens get rekt

I wish that this wish goes neither wrong not bad

[MrJJJ]

Granted, the game loses the point of what it was before, thanks

I wish to be a Spider Overlord

[Triel Wolfblood]

granted but it gone wrong and your stuck in spider nest forever

I wish for derp

[Butterrobber202]

Granted, Herp

I wish the aliens could wear Bomber Jackets

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, they survive blue space cannon.

I wish upon a star.

[Jester]

Granted,you wished open a star but that star wasnt a star it was a falling ship full of aliens and facehuggers

I wish that this forum game would stop

[Triel Wolfblood]

wish granted but it happned in alternate universe

I wish to have clowns on sulaco, HONK!

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, mice are clowns.

I wish I created a new page in this thread.

[InsertCleverNameHere]

Wish granted but Apop deletes it.

I wish there was an easy way to change your Ckey

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, you must learn coding to do it. Coding is easy.

I wish I knew coding, LOL.

[InsertCleverNameHere]

Wish granted, but you're so good at it the Government has you killed as a way to protect mankind

I wish animated sprites weren't so annoying

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, they get in your face at the rare crucial time.

I wish I owned all gaming consoles.

[InsertCleverNameHere]

Wish granted but you can't afford any games.

I wish it wasn't so obvious me and you are just doing this for post numbers

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, we are obviously doing it to overthrow the competition.

I wish Colon Marines existed.

[Evilkyle24]

Wish granted, they die of infection.

I wish we could have higher quality profile pictures.

[InsertCleverNameHere]

Wish granted. However you have to be a staff member.

I wish for no wish.

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, no wish is granted for you but for others.

I wish people would stop trying to fuck up the Corrupt-A-Wish system.

[InsertCleverNameHere]

Granted, people stop trying because they were successful in fucking it up.

I wish I hadn't gotten banned for being fun on accident.