Corrupt-A-Wish

[Evilkyle24]

Granted, people stop trying because they were successful in fucking it up.

I wish I hadn't gotten banned for being fun on accident.

Granted, everyone else starts being fun on purpose and ruins the fun.

I wish I could aim better.

[InsertCleverNameHere]

Granted, but you're now banned for using Aim Bot

I wish I hadn't just sounded like a 12 year old in my granting.

[MrJJJ]

wish granted, you sound like 5 year old now

I wish to make a game mode called "Last Stand" against spiders and aliens

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, it contains bugs. (Suggest it)

I wish I sound more mature.

[Jester]

Granted,now you sound like a old ass man

I wish that UnknownMurder wouldnt be a admin

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, he's a Head Admin.

I wish I became the Host.

[MrJJJ]

Wish granted, however, it lasts only for 1 second before the entire server leaves you and begins a new one with a better host

I wish my wish to not be corrupted

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, one does not simply corrupts your wish and head over to the Mordor.

I wish Mr.JJJ had his Byond Ckey as forum username.

[MrJJJ]

Wish granted, his name is even more idiotic and stupid that only a uncreative asshole can make

I wish to not have my byond ckey to revealed

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, only the hacker knows your IP Address and your personal information everything.

I wish my name was a secret, a name that I would take to my grave.

[Triel Wolfblood]

wish granted but you had no fun and quit

I wish there was moar staff on CM

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, they don't come online anymore.

I wish this new signature is better than everyone's signature.

[Triel Wolfblood]

wish granted its so good everyone made it their signature

I wish apop was online more often

[Jester]

Granted apop is online more often because he was fired from his job

I wish that Unknown would tell me what is his problem with Echo Squad

[Triel Wolfblood]

granted but then he kills you

I wish Jester was funny

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, he humiliates himself and disgraced his family.

I wish no one questions me.

[Butterrobber202]

Granted, they answer you.

I wish Unknown was dead, and in no way this could go wrong

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, he is arisen from the dead and ascends the heaven. He is seated at the right hand of God.

I wish everyone stops killing each other.

[Fire and Glory]

Granted, the server and forums are abandoned.

I wish to be robust.

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, no one stands in your way. You get bored and attempt suiciding, but unable to.

I wish players in GTAV would stop shooting each other.

[Pillow]

Granted, but everyone else also increases in robustness proportional to you.

I wish special squads were actually used in game

[UnknownMurder]

Granted, but everyone else also increases in robustness proportional to you.

I wish special squads were actually used in game

WISH STOLEN. Hahahaha!

Wish Granted, LO gets banned for handing out custom ID.

I wish people wouldn't steal wishes.

[MrJJJ]

Wish Granted, they now eat wishes

I wish to stop this game

[Jester]

Granted,but we are so bored that we start again to play this game

I wish Unknown will get the 200 post in this forum

[MrJJJ]

Granted, but MrJJJ beats him by 888 posts

I wish to wish while wishing for corruption