Corrupt-A-Wish

[Pawoverlord]

Granted, but now you find yourself with only two people per squad, the aliens got them all! The Aliens are coming The Aliens are coming!

I wish I could eat -all- the tacos!

[SASoperative]

Granted, However you than piss off every fastfood burger joint in the world and they call the FBI on you.

I wish you would all shut the fuck up -w-

[Sligneris]

Granted - you're not surrounded by idiots, but you're literally the only one in your team.

I wish the sky was red.

[speedybst]

Wish granted, you are the only player in the server now.

I wish that people hadn't started a new one of these ;~;
(http://cm-ss13.com/viewtopic.p ... lse#p15418)

[Pawoverlord]

Wish granted, The OP of this post didn't know that there was another one! :P Probably should head over there, then!

[Adjective]

Granted, but the other one gets deleted by badmins!

I wish turtles gave birth to live young.

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, they die at birth.

I wish ever since the Dawn of Civilization, there were Internet.

[Adjective]

But mankind goes extinct day #2 into Civ.

I wish Turtles gave birth to 1 egg

[UnknownMurder]

Turtles dies after giving a birth to a single egg.

I wish Civilization was real.

[Evilkyle24]

Granted, but Ghandi nukes everyone.

I wish for Pyrokinesis.

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, you were taken to research facility locked up by researchers for "SCIENCE!"

I wish I had Amaterasu.

[Evilkyle24]

Granted, but you are blinded and therefore can only cast it on yourself.

I wish for Telekinesis, without requiring line of sight.

[Sligneris]

Granted, but literally the only movement you can have objects to do is spinning. It also causes you to spin yourself while doing that.

I want to understand SS13 Chemistry.

[Mizari]

Granted, but you end up blowing up after mixing some chemicals

I wish that I could be a superhero.

[speedybst]

Wish granted, you are killed by the super villian.

I wish that goon chem wasn't completely incomprehensible.

[Evilkyle24]

Granted, but literally the only movement you can have objects to do is spinning. It also causes you to spin yourself while doing that..

I am okay with this.

[Evilkyle24]

Wish granted, you are killed by the super villian.

I wish that goon chem wasn't completely incomprehensible.

Granted, but every idiot understands it now, resulting in polysmoke floods in minutes.

[Butterrobber202]

I wish Aliens would play Normal alien before becoming Queen.

[Evilkyle24]

I wish Aliens would play Normal alien before becoming Queen.

Granted, but they're really shitty at both of them anyway.

I wish that Marines listened to their squad leader more often.

[Mizari]

Granted but they kill their squad leader in the end

I wish that I could walk on water.

[Butterrobber202]

Granted but they kill their squad leader in the end

I wish that I could walk on water.

Granted. Jesus Smites you

I wish Resin had better heath

[Mizari]

Granted but Marines create a new death glare that instantly destroys it.

I wish that Jesus would not smite me.

[Sligneris]

Granted, but only if from now on you'll spent every minute of your life in church, without eating or drinking anything ever again.

I wish that no one will ever ban me anymore. =c

[Butterrobber202]

Granted, You have been Permabanned

I wish for pizza

[Mizari]

Granted, its covered in ants though.

I wish there was a movie showing a huge battle with xenomorphs and marines