Corrupt-A-Wish

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, your health is lower than the original Ian's health.

I wish Battlefield, Call of Duty, and Halo merged into one game.

[speedybst]

Wish granted, it gets cancelled just like last time.

I wish that people would stop asking me to host events at all.

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, admins asks you to host events.

I wish that events never existed.

[Cyclus]

Granted, but now the players are rioting because the rounds are mostly the same.

I wish greytide never existed.

[Mordrehel]

Granted, that never did matter on CM servers, marines now act like greytiders.

I wish we had people with better sense playing marines more often.

[Cyclus]

Granted, but now there are no competent medics.

I wish people didin't push me into facehuggers.

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, aliens pushes facehuggers into you.

I wish Revolver Ocelot was a real person.

[Cyclus]

Granted, but he got killed by a Solid Snake imitator.

I wish that Arsenal Metal Gear got successfully activated.

[Triel Wolfblood]

wish granted but you cant do crap besides getting facehugged.

i wish to have a maxigun

[Cyclus]

Granted, but it is defect and you get overrun by xeno scum.

I wish that there were Xeno changelings.

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, changeling kills the Queen and takes control of the hivemind.

I wish nothing happened to me, but everything happened to others.

[Cyclus]

Granted, everyone else found true love, but you are all alone. (( No offense intended ))

I wish there were cigars in CM that made you feel robust.

[Mordrehel]

Granted, the cigar is an explosive cigar and blows your head off after 30 seconds

I wish the consequence of this wish happened to my granter.

[Cyclus]

Granted, but it only killed the second character of the granter.

I wish i knew how to model.

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, you model a turtle by putting a fancy hat on him, nothing fancy.

I wish I was able to understand sarcasm.

[Cyclus]

Granted, but everyone is serious now.

I wish cyborgs got allowed again on CM.

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, they're just there for shows, not to use, I'm serious.

I wish Cyclus changed his profile picture, when he posts a new post in this thread.

[Cyclus]

Granted, but it's a xeno that robusted all NSS Sulaco members.

I wish UnknownMurder changed his profile picture, when he posts a new post in this thread.

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, he changes his profile picture to a copy of the same profile picture. PROBLEMS?

I wish Cyclus reverts his profile picture back to the old one.

[Cyclus]

Wish granted, but James Flander bursted and is now perfectly the same Xenomorph Warrior.

I wish i had a higher rank on BF4.

[Pillow]

Granted, you max level but the level cap is lifted the day after and everyone but you gets 1000x xp boosts

I wish that there were more event rounds

[InsertCleverNameHere]

Wish granted but they're all really fucking shit

I wish muh spess muhreens stopped dying.

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, aliens starts dying.

I wish a marine realized someone was controlling him.

[Fickmacher]

Granted, but he has an existential breakdown.

I wish that LOs did their jobs.

[Cyclus]

Granted, but a griefer kills them and they RQ after assigning.

I wish that there was a full day Alpha full of robustness.