Corrupt-A-Wish

[FreddeX91]

Wish granted!
Satiating:
sa·ti·at·ed, sa·ti·at·ing, sa·ti·ates
1. To satisfy (an appetite, for example) fully.
2. To provide (someone) with more than enough; glut.
3. To murder someone in their sleep by slitting their throat.

I wish that humanity would get around to colonize Mars already!

[UristmcAxedwarf]

Wish granted,i forget about it a second later.

I wish Dr bright was kyubey but still had the same personality and emotions and this time i don't get denied by johners

[Evilkyle24]

Wish Granted, but rule number 15 states that:
Dr. Bright must never come in contact with anyone under the age of 18. Let him contact them. It's the only way they'll learn. Just because it is a learning experience, does not mean anyone needs to come in contact with Bright.

I wish we actually got shit done in our Black Crusade game.

[UristmcAxedwarf]

Wish granted you managed to get one thing done and that was give up

I wish rule number 15 of the things Dr bright is not allowed to do was gone so he could do his new job as a incubator/kyubey

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted... You're banned.

I wish memes were real.

[Evilkyle24]

Wish Granted... You're banned.

I wish memes were real.

And you hear them outside your house...

huehuehuehHUEHUEHUEHUEHEUHEUBRBRBRBRBRBBBRBRBRBR

And then unknown murder was kill.


I wish for METAHL GHEEERRR rations.

[FatalEYES]

Wish granted. As usual, they taste like shit and only refill a very small amount of stamina.

I wish you can control a Metal Gear in MGS 5

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, only UnknownMurder can control the Shagohad in MGS5.

I wish everyone would stop pronouncing .gif as "jif" instead of "gif" itself.

[Keyword]

Wish Granted, now the format is changed to .jif and everyone pronounces it gif.

I wish it was 2017 already

[UristmcAxedwarf]

Wish granted you are transported through a time vortex but sadly some are not mentally prepared for alternate dimensions

I wish Dr bright was the leader of the SCP foundation and was still a kyubey.

[Evilkyle24]

Wish Granted, I was, mostly because everyone else was dead.

I wish for a life time supply of hot pockets.

[FatalEYES]

Wish granted, you have to eat them frozen.

I wish that all rain were warm.

[Evilkyle24]

Granted, its warm because its piss.

I wish the USCM rations were actually tasty. Then again, I only ever eat the Protein Substitute.

[Adjective]

Player 3: Vrai has joined the match!

Granted, they only taste like dirt, because they are manufactured to taste 'good' only to people that like to taste dirt.

I wish that anyone who dressed their cat's or dogs up in animal clothes got arrested for animal abuse.

[johners12345]

Wish granted, all the animals are euthanized.
I wish for some orange juice.

[Evilkyle24]

Wish granted, all the animals are euthanized.
I wish for some orange juice.

Granted, its poisoned.

I wish for a final decision about what we're doing with Ripleys.

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, it has been decided, it carries cargo!

I wish I was brainiac at school.

[johners12345]

Wish Granted, it has been decided, it carries cargo!

I wish I was brainiac at school.

Wish granted, You get your ass kicked

I wish we ALLOWED ripley's in minor combat

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, RIPLEYS doesn't do anything except stand there.

I wish RIPLEY were NEVER allowed.

[johners12345]

Wish Granted, RIPLEYS doesn't do anything except stand there.

I wish RIPLEY were NEVER allowed.

Wish denied!!!

I wish UM didn't wish for bad stuff

[Atpot]

Wish granted, UM wishes for terrible stuff.

I wish my predator application wasn't so neglected

[GingerCultLeader]

Wish granted. Only because UM was allowed to wish.

I wish I didn't say that UM's wishes were the only valid ones.

[Evilkyle24]

Wish granted, UM wishes for terrible stuff.

I wish my predator application wasn't so neglected

Wish Granted, its denied.

I wish for some fish and chips.

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, it's Unknown wished it was never allowed, then thus, rule-breakers were banned.

I wish I was everything.

[GingerCultLeader]

Wish granted. Everything includes nothing.

I wish I could pet a wild fox.