Corrupt-A-Wish

[Keyword]

Wish Granted, it bites your fingers off.

I wish the Armored Personal Carrier worked so people wouldn't have to resort to RIPLEYs.

[GingerCultLeader]

Wish granted. It only has enough fuel to travel 100 feet.

I wish I could fly a helicopter.

[johners12345]

Wish granted, You crash due to a storm

I wish for a plane

[GingerCultLeader]

Wish granted. I built it.

I wish I were more robust as a marine on CM.

[MikeBluer]

Wish Granted but the aliens became more robust than you and they focus in killing you
I wish a release date for Half Life 3

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, coming soon... 3450 August 3rd.

I wish my profile picture and signature beats all.

[johners12345]

Wish granted, everyone dies

I wish unknown had his old profile picture

[MikeBluer]

Wish Granted but is the marine new in forums one


I wish be a xeno Mother Queen

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, you die.

I wish everyone even I dies.

[MikeBluer]

Wish granted it happen in another universe


I wish be Andrew Ryan

[johners12345]

Wish grant-... wait.. *searches up*
Wish granted. You get killed by colonial marines because this isn't Bioshock.

I wish people stopped wishing for extra-dimensional REALITY ALTERING/BREAKING WISHES X.X

[UnknownMurder]

Wish granted, everyone stops, then continues.

I wish I was Colonel Volgin.

[FatalEYES]

Wish granted, guess who forgot to say "Kuwabara Kuwabara" when they went out in a rain storm. You. Did I mention it was your birthday? Cause it was. Sucks.

I wish I had a moderately normal sleep schedule.

[johners12345]

Wish granted, guess who forgot to say "Kuwabara Kuwabara" when they went out in a rain storm. You. Did I mention it was your birthday? Cause it was. Sucks.

I wish I had a moderately normal sleep schedule.

Wish granted, no one else does
I wish I could sleep well and not have insomnia

[HalfdeadKiller]

Wish granted. You are now Narcoleptic.

I wish I had more orange juice.

[DesFrSpace]

Hey, the Wish-y machine is starting up!
Wait, some small slip of paper come out, read "Dues to new CM's mechanic, all Marine are genetic clone and will be spawn 5 second after death with genetic marines' shits". And that "all Marine's objective is too deploy and die for nothing".
Well, shi-.

[johners12345]

Hey, the Wish-y machine is starting up!
Wait, some small slip of paper come out, read "Dues to new CM's mechanic, all Marine are genetic clone and will be spawn 5 second after death with genetic marines' shits". And that "all Marine's objective is too deploy and die for nothing".
Well, shi-.

MAKE REAL WISHES!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1c_I841J6_M


Wish granted, You get the orange juice in your eyes.

I wish for the meaning to life.

[DesFrSpace]

After johners12345 disocover the meaning of life, he found out that he doesn't like it, and become sick of it.
Thus, after finding out, johners12345's face appear on the news of the most wanted intellect.
Government, you MUST trust them, or you WILL be executed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkqlXm5C8S0

[Evilkyle24]

After johners12345 disocover the meaning of life, he found out that he doesn't like it, and become sick of it.
Thus, after finding out, johners12345's face appear on the news of the most wanted intellect.
Government, you MUST trust them, or you WILL be executed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkqlXm5C8S0

You have to make and grant a wish, follow the format you illiterate cuck.

Cool video though.


You now have more poison orange juice.

I wish I had some god damn starlite armor.

[DesFrSpace]

Rumor of the infamous MXX Armour has gone out, confidentiality file of it having "Starlite" properties.
Upon surviving a NUKE blast, Evilkyle24 was attacked by a school of ferocious Space Carps.

I dream of Space Wars (parody of St@r W@rs).

[johners12345]

Rumor of the infamous MXX Armour has gone out, confidentiality file of it having "Starlite" properties.
Upon surviving a NUKE blast, Evilkyle24 was attacked by a school of ferocious Space Carps.

I wish for Space Wars (parody of St@r W@rs).

Follow the wish format or else.

Wish granted, No one plays it.

I wish for Speedy recognized my love for senpai for her

[Evilkyle24]

Rumor of the infamous MXX Armour has gone out, confidentiality file of it having "Starlite" properties.
Upon surviving a NUKE blast, Evilkyle24 was attacked by a school of ferocious Space Carps.

I dream of Space Wars (parody of St@r W@rs).

You're shitty at giving wishes downsides, if the armor allowed me to survive a nuke, whats a space carp gonna do? I eat them for lunch, literally. Always pack Dylovene.

Also, Senpai Notices you Johners, but files a restraining order.

I wish for thirty gallons of chocolate pudding, eight shotguns shells, twenty pounds of styrofoam, two gallons of Gasoline, two gallons of rubbing alchohol, seven pounds of marshmallows, two containers of whipped cream, a pump action shotgun, a five gallon tub of seeds, and a lawnchair.

[GingerCultLeader]

Wish granted. It crushes you under its weight and blows up in a spectacular fireball when the shotgun accidentally discharges.

I wish early access games were finished games instead of concepts of games.

[Evilkyle24]

You never even asked what I was going to do with all that stuff.
Also, pretty sure I wont get crushed from about 100 pounds of stuff.

[MrJJJ]

Wish granted, since you are sure you won't get crushed by 100 pounds, you decided to say "fuck it" and try to get crushed by 10000000000000000000 pounds, it did not work well, oh and some random grey tider took your armor and is now surviving nukes, great job, you made "Fallout: Grey Shit"

I wish to create infinite weekends