Corrupt-A-Wish

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, it was an intense battle of Chess.

I wish for Metal Gear Solid Phantom Pain is out by tomorrow.

[Mizari]

Granted but theres so many bugs that its unplayable.

I wish that Sniper Wolf was still alive...

[Triel Wolfblood]

Granted but she snipes you

I wish nobody grants this wish

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, I'm wishing someone's wish to be noticed, Mizari begs to be noticed by strangers.

I wish there was a better way of having a person blow into your mouth for CPR.

[Triel Wolfblood]

whaaaaat

[Butterrobber202]

Wish Granted, I'm wishing someone's wish to be noticed, Mizari begs to be noticed by strangers.

I wish there was a better way of having a person blow into your mouth for CPR.

Granted, they use their Dick

I wish for a New Alien class that killed other aliens

[Adjective]

Granted. It only kills the queen.

I wish Hillary Clinton win the presidential elections.

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, Hillary Clinton reunites Neo-Nazi.

I wish there were no leaderships.

[MrJJJ]

Wish granted, now since there is no leaderships, everyone fights, and fights and fights and fights each other, with no smart people to lead them, the humanity becomes Extinct in seconds, oh they also for some reason stealing people skulls and throwing it at each other...creepy

I wish that i would stop seeing aliens rush like chucklefucks and actually plan and not push each other to death

[Mizari]

Wish granted, they all blow up by planting C4 in a strategy.

I wish that UnknownMurder wasn't so mean

[Triel Wolfblood]

Granted but now he is so nice you explode
I wish i was alien when aliens win

[Triel Wolfblood]

Wish granted, they all blow up by planting C4 in a strategy.

aliens use c4?

[Mizari]

Wish Granted, You end up getting banned though

I wish I had something to do right now...

[Evilkyle24]

Granted, but it sucks.

I wish that alien rounds didn't end if someone was still implanted.

[Butterrobber202]

Granted, the round takes a few seconds longer to fire a bluespace missile at them

I wish for Auto Eggs

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, you can't disable the Auto Egg thus, becoming bug, because Rahlzel is too lazy to fix it, and you cannot make any other actions that requires Plasma.

I wish Kojima returns to Konami as the CEO.

[speedybst]

Granted, it was Alien: Resurrection 2

I wish that ya'll would just get in my timezone so i can play on the full server.

[Butterrobber202]

Granted, we fly to you but you pay the Airfair and the internet bill

I wish speedybst used COFFEEEE to enjoy us

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, you have a coffee with "special" whip cream on it by Speedy. Oh, he's inviting kids to try his "special" whip cream.

I wish Pepsi and Coco-Cola company merged.

[Adjective]

Granted, they end up losing their entire fan base and go under.

I wish that Earth undergoes nuclear warfare, the atmosphere dissipates and all of mankind dies. No survivors, no corpses, no evidence of civilization.

[Evilkyle24]

Granted, they end up losing their entire fan base and go under.

I wish that Earth undergoes nuclear warfare, the atmosphere dissipates and all of mankind dies. No survivors, no corpses, no evidence of civilization.

Granted, but it occurs in an alternate dimension which formed and collapsed in under five seconds, and thus nothing changes here.

I wish for a fish.

[speedybst]

Wish granted, its a giant pond grabber, Urist McEvilkyle24 has been missing for a week!

I wish UM hadn't dragged it down to that level. She is irritated upon reading the reply!

[UnknownMurder]

Some guy named UM didn't dragged it down however, a guy named UnknownMurder slammed it in too deep in the sea.

I wish I owned all businesses.

[Mizari]

Granted, they all burn down.

I wish I was a millionaire

[Evilkyle24]

Granted, they all burn down.

I wish I was a millionaire

Granted, you're assassinated by your brother for the money.