Corrupt-A-Wish

[johners12345]

wish granted you RKO yourself

I wish for a muffin button

[kurugi]

wish granted you RKO yourself

I wish for a muffin button

Granted, but you press the launch button before it's installed.

I wish for a cappuccino machine.

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, it makes Hot Chocolate instead.

I wish I had life.

[johners12345]

Wish granted, You lose it.

I wish for cereal

[GingerCultLeader]

Wish granted. It is filled with sour milk.

I wish I could ride a dragon.

[johners12345]

wish granted, It eats you mid-flight

I wish i was good at Commander

[kurugi]

Wish granted, but everyone still calls you a comdom anyway and they don't listen to your orders.

I wish I could be the clown wizard.

[MikeBluer]

Wish Granted but one crazy chemist inject you with chloral using the syringe gun and the n rape/space you.

I wish be good at spriting.

[johners12345]

Sish granted internet does before your recognized.
I wish for s gun

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, according to Google, you get Chekhov's gun. You accidentally shoot yourself.

I wish Johnner never posts in this thread or makes a wish.

[northcote4]

Wish granted. Johnner's posts become invisible to you.

I wish for UNLIMITED POWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, you become Darth Sidious.

I wish I was Luke Skywalker!

[andre1999]

Wish granted, but you die in a freak accident involving ice-scream, a car, and a pack of One Kilograms C4.

I wish i was a Xenomorph.

[Evilkyle24]

Granted, but you're that one with the net cut on his head in AVP. The one that dies.

I wish I had a few cups of copper salts, a few pounds of sawdust, a gallon of diesel, three bananas, a brazier, three prop skulls on spikes, a meat fork, two apples, a ceramic knife, black robes with a hood, a ceramic bowl, and a saucepan.

I dare you to figure out what I'm gonna do with all that stuff.

[andre1999]

Wish granted, but the truck it was coming in was stolen and never found again.

I wish hade a friend just like Jeri the synthetic xenomorph.

[northcote4]

Wish granted. You get Jeri the Not-So-Synthetic Xenomorph.

He gets a bit too touchy-feely.

I wish I knew who dunnut in that game of Cludo all those years ago.

[BadLemonsXI]

Granted. You use illegal means to find out now your wanted for hacking etc. etc.

I wish the sky was red.

[andre1999]

Wish Granted, it starts to rain blood and gibs, people start to panic, the world ends.

I wish everyone knew how to play this and made sense in their granting.

[kurugi]

Granted, but nobody gives a fuck and nothing changes.

I wish the US invested more money into making a metal gear.

[andre1999]

Wish Granted, they make one, try to take over the world using it, gets nuked, they nuke everything, world blows up.

I wish for a cheese wedge.

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, it's made from sour milk.

I wish I control the Metal Gears.

[andre1999]

Wish granted, but they all get destroyed in a freak accident involving them, a vewy angwy fawmew, 3 liters of petrol, and 2 eggs, (do not ask for details.) and none were ever built again due to the accident.

I wish i hade a Adminbus.

[Evilkyle24]

ASKING FOR DETAILS!

Granted, but its shitty.

I wish for a MG-EXCELSUS. And that I knew how to drive it.

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, you intentionally crash.

I wish Oosala was adopted.

[kurugi]

Granted, but it's by Chuck Norris who is now an even more badass cyborg.

I wish I had one of those soda hats that has the straw so I can drink soda without holding it.