Corrupt-A-Wish

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, it's 0.01% Sweet Tea and 0.99% Unsweetened Tea.

I wish I could eat ChickenShizNit8's profile picture chicken.

[canon35]

Granted. It pulls out a tiny combat knife and cuts it's way out of your stomach.

I wish I was the coma doof warrior.

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, you woke up nine years later.

I wish Medical Doctors could use a gun at the last resort.

[Adjective]

Granted, the Doctor gets arrested and beat to death by MP's.

I wish I had more Fiji water, the actual rage in America. (SmartWater is nasty and only people who don't know the life that is Starbucks could love it seeing as it is basically arrowhead water in a different bottle)

[johners12345]

Granted, turkey gets shot and cooked for Thanksgiving.

I wish I had more Fiji water, the actual rage in America. (SmartWater is nasty and only people who don't know the life that is Starbucks could love it seeing as it is basically arrowhead water in a different bottle)

Wish granted it dries up because fuck water

I wish for light

[ChickenShizNit8]

Wish granted, it is so bright it blinds you.

I wish for an accepted Predator Application :3

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, you didn't enjoy being a predator.

I wish I had the balls to make a predator application and got accepted.

[ChickenShizNit8]

Wish accepted, but you get denide anyway

I wish for cheesecake, even though I hate it, cheesecake

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, because you didn't read my wish carefully, so I stuffed the cheesecake in your mouth.

I wish Chicken actually read people's wish word by word.

[Adjective]

Granted, but he cannot corrupt them correctly as a side-effective.

I wish UM would stop replying to this forum thread.

[ChickenShizNit8]

Wish granted, but he replies anyhow (can't reply correctly aye :P)

I wish for bread, lots and lots of bread

[UnknownMurder]

WUsh Tranted, unhaZ poisonous bread


I wush I could repleh propluh.

[ChickenShizNit8]

Wish granted, but it's in Mongolian, all the time

I wish for a red barn

[kurugi]

Granted, but it's a lightish red.
https://youtu.be/adaM1AwloSo

I wish the aliens weren't made of salt.

[johners12345]

Granted, but it's a lightish red.
https://youtu.be/adaM1AwloSo

I wish the aliens weren't made of salt.

Wish granted they are made of acid, You are burned to death

https://youtu.be/6iqnIaT7sAE?t=25s

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Not Detected... Executing Order 66

I wish 9/11 was respected by all countries, nations, and civilizations.

[kurugi]

Granted, but only because they all have terrorist attacks on 9/11 except for Israel and nobody questions why.

I wish the new research system was finished.

[GingerCultLeader]

Wish granted, more holes in Sulaco.

I wish there were no breaches in Sulaco.

[johners12345]

Wish granted, more holes in Sulaco.

I wish there were no breaches in Sulaco.

Wish granted, HCT ( heavy clown team) attacks and honks us to death.


I wish for a steak grinder.

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, Queen Xeno Meat gives marines 'EVOLVE' button. They can evolve into either Vulcans (Mr. Spock), Hulk, or a Time Lord.

I wish Terrorists never existed.

[ChickenShizNit8]

Wish granted, but America never get a reason to invade Iraq, thus no oil reserves. The Middle East dies of oil-floods

I wish for a suit of lightish-red armor

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, you're a Spartan from Halo. You die instantly from a single tap on the back.

I wish I was Master Chief.

[MikeBluer]

Wish Granted Cortana is dead.

I wish be a nuclear operative.

[ChickenShizNit8]

Wish granted. you trip and bump your head on the nuke, knocks you out,







Boom.

I wish for a basket of corgis

[johners12345]

Wish granted. you trip and bump your head on the nuke, knocks you out,







Boom.

I wish for a basket of corgis

Wish granted, Corgi CORGI CORGI CORGI CORGI CORGI CORGI CORGI


I wish for a coke