Corrupt-A-Wish

[GingerCultLeader]

Wish granted. It is flat.

I wish for a Mountain Dew.

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, Mountain Everest dews.

I wish for a drink of Mountain Dew.

[GingerCultLeader]

Wish granted. It is urine.

I wish for a private jet.

[MikeBluer]

Wish Granted but it crash in the ocean.

I wish be a xenomorph empress.

[Evilkyle24]

Granted, you're the worst empress ever. You die in the first marine assault.

I wish I had Sahelanthropus.

[Jack McIntyre]

Granted, but it is destroyed and sent to the bottom of the Mariana Trench

I wish I had my own Private Military Force

[Sargeantmuffinman]

Wish granted but suddenly they all turn against you and shoot you.

I wish for a pet corgi.

[Evilkyle24]

Granted, but it is destroyed and sent to the bottom of the Mariana Trench

I wish I had my own Private Military Force

Granted, but it is infiltrated by an unknown organization that destroys the entire force and your facility before covering the entire thing up.

I wish I had a bionic arm.

[Jack McIntyre]

Granted, but it malfunctions and strangles you to death.

Granted, but it actually has a xeno inside of it that pop and grows up to kill you.

I wish I was sworn into the navy already

[KeyWii]

Granted, but the only job available is Sanitation Engineer.

I wish I could drive a tank again.

[kurugi]

Granted, you get called back for another tour.

I wish I would have joined the military.

[johners12345]

Wish Granted but it crash in the ocean.

I wish be a xenomorph empress.

Don't feel bad. This happened to me.

Granted, but the only job available is Sanitation Engineer.

I wish I could drive a tank again.

Wish granted but you cra- WAIT YOU DROVE A TANK!!"

I wish for a cookie.

[ChickenShizNit8]

Wish granted, you find a out the "chocolate" chips aren't what they seem

I wish for people to wait 2 weeks before making predator application

[MikeBluer]

Wish Granted but all the apps got denied because lore.

I wish live in majula.

[Evilkyle24]

Wish Granted but all the apps got denied because lore.

I wish live in majula.

Granted, but you go hollow and the seeker of the throne puts you down.

I wish I had Big Boss's bionic arm. Try explaining how THAT is going to strangle me.

[johners12345]

Granted, but you go hollow and the seeker of the throne puts you down.

I wish I had Big Boss's bionic arm. Try explaining how THAT is going to strangle me.

Wish granted, You get strangled due to it being a Fan edition Model.

I wish for a cat

[Evilkyle24]

Wish granted, You get strangled due to it being a Fan edition Model.

I wish for a cat

It only replaces your forearm, how do I get strangled by something that only replaces my forearm? Do you think I choke myself with my left hand for no reason sometimes?

The cat is mean and claws the shit out of you.

I wish that

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Quiet didn't die in MGSV

[UnknownMurder]

...MOTHERFUCKER...Wish Granted, YOU DIE.

I wish people wouldn't spoil stuff.

[Evilkyle24]

...MOTHERFUCKER...Wish Granted, YOU DIE.

I wish people wouldn't spoil stuff.

THATS WHY ITS IN A SPOILER UNKNOWN! (You didn't see it coming? Shit man I'm not even AT that part of the game and I wasn't surprised when someone spoiled it)

Also, Worth.

Wish granted, game development stalls because the executives won't tell the coders or actors how the plot goes.

I wish for some god damn poundcake.

[UnknownMurder]

Mother fucking wish granted, it weighs 10000 lb, and it falls on your face.

I wish there was the 3rd Chapter in life.

[Evilkyle24]

Off Topic

Oh and one last thing. I know how she dies. And when it happens, you're going to cry.
Like a lot.

I didn't

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Yes I did

Then I thought about it and realized that its really fucking dumb. Like its so bad it seems to have been written by someone who was mentally handicapped.
Minor spoiler but I was completely wrong. This won't spoil any major plot reveals.

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So in other words, she's alive because the thing that supposedly kills her wouldn't even do anything to her, and she's listed as MIA.

[ChickenShizNit8]

GOD DAMN IT I WASN'T EVEN... FUUUCK.

WHY DO PEOPLE SPOIL SHIT PERIOD? xD

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, people spoils the CIA's plans to invade Russia.

I wish we had a new President already.

[Evilkyle24]

Wish Granted, its steven armstrong.

I wish that people would understand what a FUCKING SPOILER WARNING MEANT.

[johners12345]

Wish Granted, its steven armstrong.

I wish that people would understand what a FUCKING SPOILER WARNING MEANT.

Wish granted, They rage anyway

I wish I knew chemistry