Corrupt-A-Wish

[Pr0fanity]

@Kuruni, Granted but you would only be playing as hulk in space w/o any contact

I wish for a dog

[johners12345]

Wish grante- AAAAND IT'S DEAD.


I wish for a dasani sparkling berry beverage

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, you puke after drinking it.

I wish players followed the rules.

[johners12345]

Wish Granted, you puke after drinking it.

I wish players followed the rules.

wish gra- HAHAHAHAHA YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO GRANT IT!? You are purely mistaken my friend.


I wish for a dasani sparkling lemon beverage.

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, you puke after drinking it.

I wish players followed the rules.

[johners12345]

Wish Granted, you puke after drinking it.

I wish players followed the rules.

Wish granted, The- HAHAHAHA you thought I was gonna grant it? You are mistaken my friend.



I wish for a puppy

[Evilkyle24]

Wish granted, but just after you get attached to it, it runs into the street while you are playing fetch and is run over by a car.

I wish players followed the rules.

[Sebro]

Wish granted, The Rules are mine, and everyone in-game is griefing right now.

I wish for someone to leak everything the dev team has been working on.

[johners12345]

Wish granted, The Rules are mine, and everyone in-game is griefing right now.

I wish for someone to leak everything the dev team has been working on.

Wish granted, They are working on working Joes, New maps, A possible new NPC creature and a real power loader.

I wish for all of the above to be released tonight.

[MikeBluer]

Wish Granted they bug the whole game making it unplayable.

I wish be good at TF2

[bustered1]

Wish granted, but you live in your mom's basement with no love life, no social life, and no friends.

I WISH FOR SANTA TO BE REAL.

[Evilkyle24]

Wish granted but he doesn't visit you because you're naughty, and when he is detected on radar the military shoots him down.

I wish for some god damn peace and quiet.

[johners12345]

Wish gra- AHAHAHA funny. Yeah no..

I wish for Cold War drama

[bustered1]

Wish granted, but the Cold War Drama got negative reviews and everyone blames you for directing it.

I wish I could be an eccentric billionaire.

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, you donate all your money to Colonial Marines.

I wish weren't played like a fiddle, instead played like a puppets.

[Pr0fanity]

Wish granted, but the puppets play a fiddle

I wish for CM's to have tracking bullets.

[bustered1]

Wish granted, they track yourself.

I wish I had my degree in IT already.

[Gentlefood]

Wish granted, but the singularity occurs and all machine constructs have gained sentience and forced mankind back to the Stone Age.

I wish my internet was reliable.

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, it's expensive now.

I wish people were reliable.

[johners12345]

Wish Granted, it's expensive now.

I wish people were reliable.

Wish granted. It was all a dream.

I wish robin William didn't le die.

[Pr0fanity]

Wish granted, but robin williams is in a coma

I wish CM's had a suicide vest.

[Sebro]

Wish Granted, everyone kills themselves in the beginning of next round and you get permabanned for such a horrible suggestion.

I wish for a CM-based server with a WW1 setting with authentic weaponry, based on baycode, and with gasmasks and mustard gas. And with cavalry with playable horses.

[johners12345]

Wish granted I see no downside so it happens. However half of us including you can't play it.

I wish that's robin Williams was alive and well and not in a coma.

[TheTrueDisciple]

Wish granted I see no downside so it happens. However half of us including you can't play it.

I wish that's robin Williams was alive and well and not in a coma.

Wish granted but he gets struck by a massive meteor, killing him and many other people, in the next five minutes.

I wish Predators existed IRL and that they would induct Humans into their ranks and train them and that I would be one of those people.

[Sebro]

Wish Granted, Well, in this reality, the predators are actually alien sloths, and getting accepted to their ranks really just means getting to sit around and watch hunting shows and eat lamb-chops, duck, and potato chips. They're still preds tho, since they still hunt, just not as often, and very lazily(traps and bait).

I wish to eat a Soylent Hot dog, preferably Canadian flavored.