Corrupt-A-Wish

[MrGabol100]

Wish Granted, it bricks your Internet.

I wish people would understand the message I am trying to get to them in Ban Appeal.

Yeah well... It also deleted my ethernet drivers.... so.

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, it's fixed now. Someone was sorry to hear that.

I wish what I've just wished.

[bustered1]

Wish granted same result.

I wish I knew how to set up port forwarding through my wireless adapter for RDP

[TheTrueDisciple]

Wish granted your ban appeal gets denied.

I wish I was muscular.

Wish granted, you gain so much muscle mass you are unable to move.

I wish working out was easier to do.

[bustered1]

Wish granted it's so easy that you need to work out for hours to get a good workout

I wish I could be lazy all day long and get paid while sleeping

[ChickenShizNit8]

Wish granted, you fall into coma

I wish my chicken could be even more adorable while staying 2-D

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, pixel messed up.

I wish Byond had a game similar to Pulsar.

[Mitchs98]

Wish granted. Except the creator had no idea what Pulsar is and instead you get a 2D version of Pong.

I wish marines knew how to aim.

[ChickenShizNit8]

Wish granted, they hit the fueltank right next to you with eagle-eye accuracy.

I wish for a bowl of Cheerios

[Mitchs98]

Wish granted, they hit the fueltank right next to you with eagle-eye accuracy.

I wish for a bowl of Cheerios

Wish granted, except someone pissed in them.

I wish every Sulaco Doctor knew how to perform surgery masterfully and quickly.

[johners12345]

wish denied. You are too funny..

I wish for pizza

[ChickenShizNit8]

Wish granted, it's vegetarian

I wish people WOULD STOP CALLING ME A FUCKING GINGER

[Mitchs98]

Wish granted, it's vegetarian

I wish people WOULD STOP CALLING ME A FUCKING GINGER

Wish granted, everyone now calls you fire crotch instead.

I wish the map would be fixed so cargo would retain power.

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, computers disappears.

I wish Pulsar was updated to next generations.

[DiscountDan]

Wish Granted, but you will permanently break every router you own from here on out.

I wish I had some dignity left.

[johners12345]

Wish Granted, but you will permanently break every router you own from here on out.

I wish I had some dignity left.

Wish granted. Your dignity is stolen.

Wish granted, it's vegetarian

VEGETARIAN!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWaLxFIVX1s

[ChickenShizNit8]

JOHNERS YOU DIDN'T EVEN MAKE A FACKING WISH MAN

[MikeBluer]

I wish be a witch in lifeweb.

[ChickenShizNit8]

Wish granted, you get taken behind the Inn and pumped full of love

I wish for MP's to have more goddamn access

[bustered1]

Wish granted, you get killed for trespassing.

I wish there were more hours in a day so I could go to sleep on time.

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, there are lesser hour in the night.

I wish people would stop dying their hairs to an unique color and get used to it.

[zaeperry99]

Wish granted, Everyone's hair fell out, including yours.

I wish I was a sentient moose statue.

[Mitchs98]

Wish denied, you ruined the game.

I wish Bigby would be less of an ass.

[ChickenShizNit8]

Wish granted, he becomes more of a dick

I wish Anya would FUCK OFF ALREADY

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, she's pregnant.

I wish my next wish will include Anakin Skywalker Vs. Obi Wan Kenobi on YouTube.