Corrupt-A-Wish

[Evilkyle24]

You find a shitty fan-made version with 12 year olds on youtube.

I wish you all have a positively spooky Halloween.

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, everyone's a having a good death on Halloween.

I wish Halloween was tomorrow.

[Evilkyle24]

Wish granted. Time zones apply. It is now Halloween tomorrow somewhere.

I wish I owned Undertale.

[Mitchs98]

Wish granted, it was actually a virus that fried your laptop and stole all your money.

I wish the map would rotate already.

[ItsTheSleepy]

Wishing granted, the map rotates to a 10 tile map.

I wish I could create Ebola in CM.

[Mitchs98]

Wish granted, your the only one possible to be infected.

I wish marines got gud.

[Sargeantmuffinman]

Wish granted, they get gud at dieing by xeno carnaig.

I wish for a fedora.

[Evilkyle24]

Wish granted, it was actually a virus that fried your laptop and stole all your money.

I wish the map would rotate already.

JOKES ON YOU I DON'T USE A LAPTOP!

[Mitchs98]

Wish granted, they get gud at dieing by xeno carnaig.

I wish for a fedora.

Wish granted, it's pink.

I wish we would get spider mines that're controllable from range.

[Sargeantmuffinman]

Wish granted, the spider mines think the xenos are friendly so they avoid them and will only explode on marines!

I wish for a new watch.

[bustered1]

Wish granted it's a barbie 50 cents watch.

I wish I people didn't aggravate me.

[Mitchs98]

Wish granted it's a barbie 50 cents watch.

I wish I people didn't aggravate me.

Wish granted, they murder you instead.

I wish people would stop breaching the planet.

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, they blow the ground to the center of the planet, Sulaco rams the center then lava erupts.

I wish someone made a journey to the center of the earth.

[Mitchs98]

Wish Granted, they blow the ground to the center of the planet, Sulaco rams the center then lava erupts.

I wish someone made a journey to the center of the earth.

Wish granted, your the first and only man nominated and you get nommed by a dinosaur, dinosaurs then invade and kill everything.

I wish there were more MP slots.

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, they team up against Commander and initiated Council Order of who lives and who dies.

I wish there were less MP Slots.

[monkeysfist101]

Wish granted. Not only do we not get to witness an early round pepper spray, but the Noobs run unchecked and prevent the briefing from ending effectively destroying every round.


I wish there could be child survivors. SS13 already has just about everything else, why not kids getting eaten?

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, the marines trains child survivors to be a child soldier.

I wish give me liberty or give me death!

[LordeKilly]

Wish granted, you die from overexposure of anime.

I wish that this thread wasn't composed of only um.

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, you are involved.

I wish Christmas ads can wait until after Thanksgiving.

[LordeKilly]

Wish granted, they've waited for Thanksgiving of 2014.

I wish that Corroders returned

[RhMoore]

Wish granted, but they only corrode you.
I wish I could get a wish without an evil twist.

[Sargeantmuffinman]

Wish granted, you get nothing.

I wish to have a pet cat.

[sicktrigger]

wish granted, it dies and ur sad

i wish that this is the last post ever made in this thread

[Sargeantmuffinman]

Wish granted, but it was shortly deleted afterwards.

I wish to fly.

[MrGabol100]

Wish granted: You fall and open your head, little monger.

I wish to get a 110% morale 100 rifle officer with grenades on the same round I get one extra soldier, then I call in one Halftrack and my ribbon gives it for free.
(The perfect match of Mud and blood 2)