Corrupt-A-Wish

[Sanchez13]

Wish granted, then a Wespe Blitz came and blew up your EVERYTHING, leaving you just 1 wave from getting the Victoria Cross medal.

I wish that Predaliens could be fully implemented, with special Bob Ross-designed facehuggers for the Predaqueen.

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, Predaqueen is the new Empress.

I wish Cyber Monday deals were lower than the Black Friday deals.

[Themaster]

Wish granted. Everything is now free, and everything is bought out. As such, Black Friday deal prices go much higher, making it pointless.

I wish for a tiny kitten that can fit in my pocket.

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, tiny kitten is the size of an atom.

I wish I was one of the experiments of the Manhattan Project.

[Ogard]

Wish Granted, You become a giant anime weaboo samurai from the One Punch Man, but you die in one punch.

I wish that nothing happens on this wish.

[coolsurf6]

Wish Granted, But then nothing ever happens in the whole world form this point on.
I wish i could be a monkey with a fez on.

[Wesmas]

Wish granted, but then your fez catches on fire and you cant take it off.
I wish people would make sense.

[coolsurf6]

Wish Granted, But you cant understand anything they are saying.
I wish that undertale will be the best game ever.

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, then the fanboys of Fallout 4 demands Fallout 4 to be the best game ever while I demand Final Fantasy VII is the best game over, and the rant heard around the world.

I wish we had no issues in the World.

[NoShamNoWow]

Wish granted, but the world was destroyed.

I wish I was mlg.

[Azmodan412]

Wish granted, but you soon die from too much MLG action.

I wish that xenomorphs were real and I could join them.

[Skycave1]

Wish Granted, but the Xenomorphs infect you and you burst in a painful death

I wish that Carson never leads again

[Cyclus]

Granted, Carson is now a member of CC (WY) and controls a robot that gives you orders.

I wish that the American CM server allowed cyborgs to be made.

[coroneljones]

Wish granted, they replace the marines via an uprising
I wish we replaced xenomorphs with the Tyranids

[monkeysfist101]

Granted, but the Necrons take the fun out of it.
I wish that Wey-Yu PMCs could be both friend and enemy, effectively being the wildcard in games.

[coroneljones]

Wish granted,they go nuclear,they go wild

I wish there was an angry marine ERT team

[Sargeantmuffinman]

Wish granted,They get implemented with death squad commando armor,chainlaserswords with power armor equiped with mini-guns.
but there is a:
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That they could be spawned in.

I wish to be an astronaut.

[Azmodan412]

Granted, but your EVA suit explodes when you are space-walking.

I wish I had an infinite supply of Goldfish, the snack that smiles back.

[monkeysfist101]

Granted. You realize they smile because they love you. You feel a pang of remorse and either eat the things that love you or you choose not to and can never enjoy your snack again, tormented that you have an infinite supply.

I wish that we could catch and throw facehuggers back at carriers and facehug them.

[coolsurf6]

Wish Granted but all the facehuggers you throw back are fake

I wish that Space Station 13 logic was in real life

[Azmodan412]

What logic? Wish denied.

I wish I had an M41A assault rifle with canon magazine capacity.

[coolsurf6]

Wish granted but the M41A fires blank rounds. (P.S i could not find what the hell is a canon magazine.)

I wish that my internet was amazing that i could join servers not in Australia and get no lag.

[Azmodan412]

Wish Granted but the servers are flooded with Russians who just play shitty. (Canon magazines are what are allowed in lore, aka the 99 round magazine.)

I wish I could never truly die.

[Skycave1]

Wish Granted, but you get captured by the spess aliens and become a burst slave for them

I wish for the PKP in CM

[coolsurf6]

Wish granted but the PKP can only be spawned when the aliens win.

I wish for my steam account to get unvac banned

(yes that did happen, no joke)