Corrupt-A-Wish

[Skycave1]

Granted, but your other steam account(s) get vac banned in the process.

I wish for there to be more Barrel chargers and quickfires. ((By the way, the Cannon Mag for the MK1 Pulse is 99 rounds. We are using the MK2 with the 30/45/60 round mags ))

[coolsurf6]

(btw the corrupted wish is N/A try again)

Wish granted but all the other attachments are deleted and they are all taken by crappy marines that die in the alien hive.

I wish that OP mechs could be made and moved to the planet/prison.

[coroneljones]

Wish granted,but the xenos can suplex them into nothingness along with the pilot,in one second

I wish i was less OP

[coolsurf6]

Wish granted but due to being less op you get killed when you touch something (instant)

I wish that i became amazing at ss13.

[Cyclus]

Granted, after mastering everything that SS13 has to offer, all SS13 servers close permamently.

I wish that George Melons came back to terrorise all servers.

[Azmodan412]

Wish granted but he singlehandedly causes all BYOND servers to simultaneously crash and all data wiped.

I wish I was Patient 0 of an uncontrollable airborne virus that turned its victims into xenomorphs.

[TortoiseGaming]

Granted , but you can only turn them into larva and they can't ever evolve

I wish I could spawn an unlimited amount of corgis.

[coolsurf6]

Wish granted but they kill everyone and you get perma banned of every server.

I wish to be able to code a completely amazing BYOND game

[ChickenShizNit8]

Granted, it's a 2-D space man game about bald naked men. It's called SS14

Copyright strike

I wish for a lizard

[Azmodan412]

Wish granted but it turns out to be a Komodo dragon and you are eaten alive.

I wish I can BE a lizard.

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, FBI tracks you down for being part of Lizard Squad.

I wish Lizard Squad was eliminated by Anomymous.

[Azmodan412]

Wish granted but Anomymous turns out to be a Lizard Squad spy.

I wish to be able to talk to reptilians, including lizards and people's mothers-in-law.

[coolsurf6]

Wish granted but when you try to talk to people's mothers-in-law, they just get mad and call the cops.

I wish for school to be over this year instantly.

[Azmodan412]

Wish granted, but when school ends, it explodes in Michael Bay fashion.

I wish dragons were real and I can talk to one without being eaten or killed.

[coolsurf6]

Wish granted, but the dragons kill everyone except you would die from sickness or falling of dragons mid flight.

I wish that Unknown Murder becomes a movie director.

[Azmodan412]

Wish granted, but he soon goes bankrupt due to F-class actors demanding too much money.

I wish I was like Prometheus, dying every sunset and reviving every dawn.

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, you miss out life.

I wish I was the movie director for SS13: Colonial Marines.

[monkeysfist101]

Granted. It's a direct-to-Betamax feature film.

I wish we could choose customized armor art in game.

[TortoiseGaming]

Granted but they are only hot pink and neon green

I wish i could shape-shift

[Azmodan412]

Wish granted but you are stuck in one form for at least a week before you can transform again.

I wish I permanently became a dragon who has the power to make other humans dragons.

[coolsurf6]

Wish granted but the people turned into dragons lose their minds.

I wish to not go be a hooman

[Azmodan412]

Wish granted, but you turn into a cat rolling on a pile of money.

I wish I had magic.

[coolsurf6]

Wish granted but you can only summon millions of rotten tomato. (Ps your insparation Which I assume was my gif is I fact a temmie)

I wish to be a robotic dinosaur (wish from a friend)

[Azmodan412]

Wish granted but you run out of battery life/charge in the middle of nowhere.

I wish I could be Medusa from Dota 2.

[monkeysfist101]

Granted. You bleed to death at your next haircut.

I wish I could pull exact change out of my pocket any time I needed to pay for something.