Corrupt-A-Wish

[TortoiseGaming]

Wish granted. but you are quickly thrown off the ship.
(pitch is a musical term)

I wish I could be a fluffy animal for a week

[Azmodan412]

(I know, I was making a joke.)
Wish granted, but it is now hunting season for you.

I wish I became a cyborg.

[Skycave1]

Granted, but you become the second cousin to Bill Carson and hated twice as much.

I wish for Banter to come back in full

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, Sanctum declares a war on the Banter.

I wish the server was up.

[coolsurf6]

Wish granted but the server went to high

I wish to Be a pink fluffy unicorn dancing on rainbows (I could not think anything)

[Azmodan412]

Wish granted but you are poached for your horn.

I wish I could be a cat.

[Cyclus]

Granted, you become a cat but you're unable to move at all.

I wish that i was invincible.

[TortoiseGaming]

Granted. The universe ends the next day and you spend all of eternity lonely.



I wisch I cuold spel.(friend's wish)

[coolsurf6]

Wish granted but you can no notter grammer right.

I wish VRMMO was a real thing (just finished Sword Art Online :P)

[Wickedtemp]

Granted. However EA is in charge of all the VR head-gear units and the games... Enjoy your half-made games.

Of course, you could always buy the 'Season Pass'...

I wish that there were more actual Roleplayers on this server.

[Azmodan412]

Granted, but you end up in perpetual low-pop.

I wish I was IN SAO and actually survived.

[monkeysfist101]

Granted, but you never specify which SAO you're in. You end up spending months inside of a Student Affairs Office. You barely make it out alive.

I wish players wouldn't checkerboard hives.

[Azmodan412]

Granted, but people make chessboard hives.

I wish I was a giant quartz crystal

[TortoiseGaming]

Granted, but a little child takes you for their rock collection. And sticks you in their mouth.

I wish I had more hair.(friend)

[monkeysfist101]

Granted. You gain three feet of hair on each wrist.

I wish that y favorite songs wouldn't get so repetitive that I loathe having ears.

[TortoiseGaming]

Granted. You cease to hear altogether.



I wish my friend would stop making me do these wishes. (Friend)

[Toroic]

Granted. Your friend dies.

I wish I could fly.

[Sanchez13]

Granted. You're launched out of a mass driver into space, flying into a black hole while welded in a locker for being unable to robust the Clown.

I wish that I had 10 shots of Blue Sky and hash each, while having my hand on a nuclear launch button.

[Sadokist]

Granted. You get neither drunk or high and in your depression press the nuke button and kill yourself only to become a ghost and eternally haunt the earth with a sorrowful cry, unable to drink or smoke anymore

I wish I was in Italy :3

[Wickedtemp]

Granted. Welcome to Italy, 1930 AD.

Mussolini would like to have a word with you.


I wish I didn't need to sleep if I didn't want to.

[Skycave1]

Granted, but you always have the need to sleep, but it takes an an hour to pass out.

I Wish I can get smart teams in every game I play ((I've been on a loosing streak in every game that isn't CM and My salt levels finally Passed the dead sea))

[Seehund]

Granted. The teams are good, but you find yourself to be just HORRIBLE. Eventually, you're kicked out and ignored by everybody, which may or may not start a catastrophic spiral of self-abuse, harm and eventually sudoku.

I wish I stopped overthinking things.

[Gentlefood]

Granted, you stopped thinking completely.

I wish the Smartgun actually worked and sounded like the Smartgun.

[Azmodan412]

Granted. The teams are good, but you find yourself to be just HORRIBLE. Eventually, you're kicked out and ignored by everybody, which may or may not start a catastrophic spiral of self-abuse, harm and eventually sudoku.

I wish I stopped overthinking things.

You mean seppuku or hara-kiri?

Granted, but it somehow missed EVERY single shot fired. Ever.

I wish I had a pet xenomorph that didn't try to kill me or hug me.

[coolsurf6]

Wish granted, but the queen came over and killed you and took your pet away from your dead corpse.

I wish to be able to find the updated .dmm for tg station.