Corrupt-A-Wish

[Azmodan412]

Wish granted, but you get a Trojan virus from it that crashes your entire computer

I wish I was a tree. Not just any tree, a tree from Dark Souls 1.

[Webhead000]

Granted, but you sit in eternity watching two godmoding players hit eachother back and forth.

I wish for World Peace.

[Azmodan412]

Granted, but you sit in eternity watching two godmoding players hit eachother back and forth.

I wish for World Peace.

I am PERFECTLY fine with that.

Wish granted, but it is so peaceful everyone's systems calm down so much that they all die in their sleep.

I wish I could fly.

[coolsurf6]

Wish Granted, you can only fly upwards and are completely frozen when doing so. This means you can only go down if you STOP flying.

I wish be able to make puns on the spot when ever I wanted to, bad or good

[Azmodan412]

Wish granted, but you are pun-ished by life in prison.

I wish I can be a bald eagle that can talk.

[Butterrobber202]

Granted, Scientist Experiment on your with Sharp Needles

I wish Apop had 50 Different Clones to work on CM

[Azmodan412]

Wish granted but the server pop gets banhammered for the smallest of reasons.

I wish I was an AI. An insane rogue AI who don't need no core.

[Sadokist]

Granted, you're a rogue Dell computer from 1998

I wish it was hot where I live

[Azmodan412]

Wish granted but everything melts.

I wish I was Giantdad.

[Butterrobber202]

Granted, you crush your Smallmom

I wish SAS Was more SASSY

[Cyclus]

Granted, SAS is so sassy that everybody hates his newly found attitude and he quits being a staff member.

I wish that survivors had a menu that gives them 20 points to pick items that they can recieve upon spawning.

[Sargeantmuffinman]

Wish granted, Survivors can only pick a horn and a cap gun and they cost 20 each.

I wish to have a cup of tea.

[coolsurf6]

Wish granted, you were then spaced and told to drink the hot tea to keep you alive, but you forgot about oxygen.

I wish i got better at osu!

[Ninjah!]

Wish granted, you were then spaced and told to drink the hot tea to keep you alive, but you forgot about oxygen.

I wish i got better at osu!

Granted but there's only 1 song you can play.

I wish for an uncorruptable wish.

[Azmodan412]

ERROR. OVERLOAD OF IMPROBABILITY *explodes*

I wish for people to be less stupid in real life.

[Ninjah!]

ERROR. OVERLOAD OF IMPROBABILITY *explodes*

I wish for people to be less stupid in real life.

Granted but they still ask annoying questions

I wish for the Amazon to grow back fully

[Azmodan412]

Wish granted, but it is just cut down again for more timber.

I wish to be an unwipeable AI.

[Ninjah!]

Wish granted, but it is just cut down again for more timber.

I wish to be an unwipeable AI.

Granted but you run on a potato

I wish for this thread to keep going

[Ralios]

Granted but you can't post on it to keep it going (hehe)

I wish I could be a good commander.

[coolsurf6]

Wish granted, you command one stupid marine.

I wish to be able to run Arma 3 smoothly

[Azmodan412]

Wish granted, but every half hour, you get a blue screen of death, but it runs smoothly each half hour.

I wish I can be a Ravager-rine (A Ravager Marine).

[Ralios]

Wish graaaaaanananananted, but you're on a completely different planet with a hostile species that instantly wrecks you.

I wish someone would corrupt my wish.

[Ninjah!]

Wish graaaaaanananananted, but you're on a completely different planet with a hostile species that instantly wrecks you.

I wish someone would corrupt my wish.

Granted but it's someone elses wish now.

I wish I had a good internet connection everywhere.

[Halinder]

Granted but your computer faces North Korean censorship with Tor disabled.

I wish I could change the world to fit a book's plot (for example, having antimatter from Angels and Demons along with all the Vatican scandal goodness).

[LiquidNightfury]

Granted, but you can't choose which book.

I wish I could close my eyes and transport myself to anywhere in the universe that I've seen, pictures or in person.