Corrupt-A-Wish

[Seehund]

Wish granted, all your subsequent posts are aggressive shitposting and everybody looks down upon you.
(As an aside, get involved! We really don't bite!)

I wish I had the perfect forum avatar.

[LordeKilly]

Wish granted, but the forums explode and the picture is lost.

I wish that warhammer 40k existed and i was a khorne berzerker

[Edgelord]

Wish granted, you get gangbanged by a platoon of guardsmen doing their part for the emprah (I don't know 40k don't judge me).

I wish to be as good at command as Bill Carson

[MauroVega]

Granted,but you are as cowardly as Carson

I wish the server had no lag

[Gentlefood]

Wish Granted there is no longer a server to lag.

I wish there was a good 3D Aliens game.

[LordeKilly]

Wish Granted, but it's unstable, costs 2500 and is only on N64.

I wish I had a corgi shaped car.

(Also edgelord, a khorne berzerker could probably kill 10 platoons of guardsmen with his barehands)

[DesFrSpace]

Stereotype: Exact change? That asian man.
"They": No need, you are assigned 12 credit cards.
So you pull out the exact change, but you have to pay double because of the Oil inflation, high 50% tax and because you are broke, you owe the Bank money.

FilthyFrank want to commit Suduko, why...
Wait FilthyFrank is a fiction character, so if he die today, then he be back tomorrow. Q.Q This is bad.
EDIT: This is a repsone to an old post.

Wish Granted, but it's unstable, costs 2500 and is only on N64.

I wish I had a corgi shaped car.

(Also edgelord, a khorne berzerker could probably kill 10 platoons of guardsmen with his barehands)

You own a Cori shape car, on E-bay, and it purely graphic, thus you can not drive it. Bad news, your car is own by the government, you are screwed. Congratulation *clap*.

[Rey]

What is the last wish?
If there isn't one then, I wish no one could corrupt my wish! Ha!

Also, @Jackserious

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Wish granted, all your subsequent posts are aggressive shitposting and everybody looks down upon you.
(As an aside, get involved! We really don't bite!)

I wish I had the perfect forum avatar.

This is literally the worst, oh my gosh why would you do this to me? Some things are just too cruel.

[matchafrappe]

Wish granted. Your wish is so clean that you can now be considered a bar of soap that the world can use as they see fit.

I wish I could have my yum-yum time with my BFF in the UK.

[DMAN]

Wish granted, but you both get rained on during yum-yum time.

I wish aliens gave me some sweet sci-fi tech.

[Edgelord]

Granted, its sole function is to remind you of embarrassing shit you did in middle school.

I wish for everything in my life to go horribly wrong

[LeDarkLor]

Granted,but everything in your life goes so amazingly good that you commit suicide

I wish i had a skull throne

[matchafrappe]

Wish granted, but you both get rained on during yum-yum time.

I wish aliens gave me some sweet sci-fi tech.

That would make yum-yum time even better, if you understand what yum-yum time means. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[DMAN]

That would make yum-yum time even better, if you understand what yum-yum time means. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

2moist

[DMAN]

Granted,but everything in your life goes so amazingly good that you commit suicide

I wish i had a skull throne

Wish granted, but your mere human posterior can't understand the comfort of a good skull throne.

I wish I had a orchard full of trees that made solid gold apples.

[Killaninja12]

Wish granted, but your mere human posterior can't understand the comfort of a good skull throne.

I wish I had a orchard full of trees that made solid gold apples.

Wish granted, but the apples are poisonous.

I wish I was a Chaos Lawd.

[Pythonjet32]

Wish granted, but you are transported into a happy land and forever tormented.

I wish North Korea would annex U.S.A.

[DMAN]

Wish granted, but you are transported into a happy land and forever tormented.

I wish North Korea would annex U.S.A.

Wish granted, but the US does a counter-compromise and NK is annexed instead.

I wish I could make clones of myself.

[ShortTemperedLeprechaun]

Wish granted, but the US does a counter-compromise and NK is annexed instead.

I wish I could make clones of myself.

Wish granted, but they all realize they are stronger than you alone, and knowing your weaknesses systematically eradicate you.

I wish I actually recieved interesting jobs to do as the CL one round.

[Rey]

Wish granted, but they all realize they are stronger than you alone, and knowing your weaknesses systematically eradicate you.

I wish I actually recieved interesting jobs to do as the CL one round.

Wish granted, you got a cool job that you were dreaming of, but you completely screw it up and now everyone reminds you of that one time you had a chance and blew it.
I wish I would get this wish corrupted.

[DMAN]

Wish granted, you got a cool job that you were dreaming of, but you completely screw it up and now everyone reminds you of that one time you had a chance and blew it.
I wish I would get this wish corrupted.

Wish granted, it's an actual useless wish.

I wish I could fly by warping gravity.

[ShortTemperedLeprechaun]

Wish granted, it's an actual useless wish.

I wish I could fly by warping gravity.

Wish granted, but you can't warp gravity back, so you float into space and suffocate before popping like a grape.

I wish people took the time to rp a little bit before firing on first encounter.

[LordeKilly]

Wish granted, entire server becomes furry friendly and bullets are removed for hrp.

I wish that I was a Salamander Marine

[DesFrSpace]

You are a Sal Marine, but the robust Marine get to be Super Saiyan Marines.

[This post was deleted, and you actually read it, whoa there.]

[DMAN]

Wish granted, but you can't warp gravity back, so you float into space and suffocate before popping like a grape.

I wish people took the time to rp a little bit before firing on first encounter.

Actually, I would become a freeze dried human jerky corpse, learn2science. lol