Corrupt-A-Wish

MrJJJ · Post by **MrJJJ** » 28 Feb 2016, 23:24

ERROR.WISH NOT FOUND. SHUTTING DOWN *BZZZZZZT*

I wish to develop the best AI there can be

Pythonjet32 · Post by **Pythonjet32** » 29 Feb 2016, 11:02

Wish granted, but it went totally rogue.

I wish that Hitler was a Muslim.

Bath Salts Addict · Post by **Bath Salts Addict** » 29 Feb 2016, 11:21

With the financial and numerical backing of apathetic and/or war profiteering Jews the Nazis didn't kill, Germany wins World War II after converting to a Muslim faith.
Also, the Holocaust still happens, but with Africans.

I wish for a George Foreman.

zskninoh · Post by **zskninoh** » 24 Mar 2016, 08:23

Granted, however said George Foreman is defective, cooling stuff instead of heating.

I wish I caught Ebolaids.

Pythonjet32 · Post by **Pythonjet32** » 24 Mar 2016, 10:00

Wish granted, but with you infected with ebolaids, you effectively infected and eradicated the whole human race.

I wish Donald Trump is secretly a Queen ayylium.

LordeKilly · Post by **LordeKilly** » 24 Mar 2016, 10:13

Wish granted, he infects the entire white house but the entire united states armed forces storm in and kill him, declare the united states is in martial law, and create a super military union that results in the world uniting...

But Donald is still dead.

I wish that Adolf Hitler was muslim, but killed himself because he couldn't kill his semite brothers.

Azmodan412 · Post by **Azmodan412** » 24 Mar 2016, 17:44

Wish granted, but people are imitating his actions, leading to suicide cults.

I wish I can have a Viper waifu (from XCOM 2) that didn't try to kill me and who actually loves me for being a disgusting human.

coolsurf6 · Post by **coolsurf6** » 25 Mar 2016, 22:54

Wish Granted, But you are scared for life as your post count stays at 99 and you will never reach 100 posts no matter what you do

Azmodan412 · Post by **Azmodan412** » 25 Mar 2016, 23:19

ERROR. ERROR. WISH NOT FOUND. SHUTTING DOWN.
ERROR. ERROR. MISCORRUPTED CURSE FOUND. SHUTTING DOWN.

I wish people actually read the wish they are meant to corrupt.

tuzz · Post by **tuzz** » 26 Mar 2016, 00:10

Wish granted, but they forget what it is before they reply.
I wish I had a green dress.

Azmodan412 · Post by **Azmodan412** » 26 Mar 2016, 00:15

Wish granted, but when you put it on, you become a hermaphrodite.

I wish I was a Viper from XCOM 2.

freemysoul · Post by **freemysoul** » 26 Mar 2016, 07:26

Granted, but your trapped in a invincible cube of Bullshitium.

I wish for a GOOD Call of Duty game.

Azmodan412 · Post by **Azmodan412** » 26 Mar 2016, 19:26

Wish granted, but you are submitted to a game of 100% Michael Bay level explosions and everyone jihads each other.

I wish scalies like me were not discriminated against.

LordeKilly · Post by **LordeKilly** » 26 Mar 2016, 20:58

Wish granted, but then scalies become worse than furries in society, and you commit seppuku out of shame.

I wish that they'd revive firefly.

Rey · Post by **Rey** » 26 Mar 2016, 22:13

Wish granted, but from now on it's director is Michael Bay tier and you wish you never had that wish, at least when you heard the world 'firefly' before, you could remember it fondly...

I wish I could have all the memes.

coolsurf6 · Post by **coolsurf6** » 26 Mar 2016, 23:40

Wish grated, But due to your ever disire of memes, you lose interest making your wish worthless

I wish for a good DarkRP server on GMOD

Halinder · Post by **Halinder** » 26 Mar 2016, 23:52

Granted, but GMOD is sued by a dozen major companies and is removed from all platforms with no refunds.

I wish I could design a species, God-style.

coolsurf6 · Post by **coolsurf6** » 27 Mar 2016, 00:18

Wish Granted, but it becomes extinct due to the other species overpowering them with knowuage

I wish to become a mod on a server

Azmodan412 · Post by **Azmodan412** » 27 Mar 2016, 02:18

Wish granted but you were downvoted so much you were removed from the Steam Workshop.

I wish I lived in the universe of Warhammer 40k.

Pythonjet32 · Post by **Pythonjet32** » 27 Mar 2016, 12:33

Wish granted, but the Chaos Space Marines captures you and forever enslaves you as a heretic.

I wish for a COD game that has you play as an ISIS soldier.

freemysoul · Post by **freemysoul** » 27 Mar 2016, 13:52

Wish Granted, But the game is only 1 level and you have to suicide bomb a school for Child Orphan Clowns with faces of cute kittens.

I wish the wish that I make didn't get corrupted so much.

Post by **Edgelord** » 28 Mar 2016, 17:28

Wish granted, things go so well for you you get bored due to life having no struggle.

I wish my favorite game series would have a sequel that was even better than the first one.

Skycave1 · Post by **Skycave1** » 29 Mar 2016, 04:17

Edgelord wrote:Wish granted, things go so well for you you get bored due to life having no struggle.

I wish my favorite game series would have a sequel that was even better than the first one.

Granted, but the series gets milked until no good ideas come out, and it's all yearly releases.

I wish it wasn't Persh.

Shadowling1232 · Post by **Shadowling1232** » 06 Apr 2016, 23:35

Granted, but you are persh.

I wish for a wish so pure and uncorruptable that nothing can go wrong.

LiquidRecluse · Post by **LiquidRecluse** » 07 Apr 2016, 12:58

Granted, but it's so pure and uncorruptable that you do not want to make more wishes, thus, becoming bored and leaving this thread forever.

I wish that we were all colonial marines fighting ayyliums and having a good time.

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