Corrupt-A-Wish

[Pawoverlord]

I didn't see any forum games while I was lurkin' so I might as well throw this one up. :P The rules are simple! Someone makes a wish, and you grant it, but with a twist! You can be as creative or literal as you want! An example might be...

I wish I could be a Spess Alien!

Then the next post would be something of the lines of...

Granted, but then Spess Marines came along and killed you, and your sisters!
I wish that I had the ability to shrink in size!

I think you guys get the idea now!

[Alicia Jewel]

Granted, but you can never grow back and get stepped on!

I wish I had a million dollars!

[Pawoverlord]

Granted, but then you slipped on an ice-cube and the hospital bill was a million dollars.

I wish I had an ice cream.

[Archaeological.Cat]

Granted, but it was an already melted ice cream.

I wish I could read minds.

[Gromoi]

Granted, but only your mind
I wish to make a wish

[MrJJJ]

Granted , you confuse the fuck out of everyone as usuall, the Galaxy is now after you
I wish to wish to wish to wish to wishx100 times

[Archaeological.Cat]

Denied.

[Derpislav]

I wish to see HIT in action, just once.

[Sligneris]

Granted, but only on the Russian server (I saw them there, laser swords were weird.)

I wish to survive an entire round as an alien.

[Hailstorm77]

Granted, but you only survive by floating through space forever without being able to do anything.

I wish that Space Marines could listen to their SL's (I know most do I'm talking about those that don't)

[Sligneris]

Granted, but all four SLs order everyone to commit suicide.

I want marines to actually try taking xenos alive.

[Hailstorm77]

Granted but by trying to take them alive they accidently shoot flamethrowers at them while they are handcuffed and they die.

I wish more people had access to PAI's

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, no one joins as pAI as they want to join as Aliens.

I wish no one speaks on this, no one grants my wish, and no one bringing it up.

[Gromoi]

I wish unkownmurder was funny #homicide

[Hailstorm77]

I'm sorry Gromoi I don't think anyone can grant that wish...

[Sligneris]

I wish I could rewind time.

[Pawoverlord]

Granted, but then you discovered true love! Only to find out, you are your own grandpa.
I wish I could know what love is.

[Hailstorm77]

Granted, however it is explained to you by an AI so while you cannot have it you now understand it.

I wish people would pay more attention

[Gromoi]

Granted, but they pay attention to everyone but you and unknown

[Ghostdex]

I wish marines were competent

[Hailstorm77]

I wish marines were competent

Granted the real Marines are more competent but the Colonial Marines become even less competent

I wish whoever was giving the wishes would have to dance for me like a monkey whenever I want them to.

[Gromoi]

granted, but you become a monkey too

[UnknownMurder]

Granted, I'm sorry, what was your wish?
I wish people would start answering and wishing the same post in the post, so that we can get the post that the post we want the post for the post, by the post, of the post.

[Hailstorm77]

Granted however not everyone will be doing this I'm sure. (Even though I also want them to)

I wish that They would hurry up and finish Log Horizon Season 2 Dub so I can watch it Subbed and Dubbed.

[Alicia Jewel]

Granted, but they replace every voice actor with Gilbert Gottfried.

I wish I could join a round without being surrounded by idiots.

EDIT: Guys, I appreciate it, but go to page two and stop granting my wish. xD