Space Station 13 Stories

[Evilkyle24]

Okay, I'll lead with the only time I have ever been banned... okay the first time, I'll post the second one later. This one was lifted after my description of events, as it wasn't entirely my fault... entirely. This is the ban appeal.

Here goes...

This is a lengthy one, but I want to make sure we get all the details down since this is my first ban, so please bear with me.

The beginning of the round, I told my fellow chemist that we should lube some areas and fill the Janitors bucket with space lube as a prank. Admittedly, a mean prank and more of the Clown's job, but nobody gives the clown space lube, ever. My fellow chemist doesn't react, so I create 80 units of Space Lube and throw it into three bottles. I empty one and a third into the space cleaner spray bottle I snagged from right outside chemistry, and walk around looking for the janitor.

After about 30 seconds of not finding him, I spray the outside of the HoP office and book it before the storm happens. Almost immediately people start saying it got lubed, which was the idea to begin with. Almost immediately, my fellow chemist, Tom something-or-other, starts calling for my blood. This irritates me, so I run over and spray the front of medbay. Almost immediately he starts calling for a lynch mob.
Well, I'm a little freaked at how fast THAT escalated, so I run off to escape and hide in the O2 locker. Almost immediately, Tom walks down the hallway with a syringe gun, looks around, and opens the locker. I run to arrivals and dodge a syringe he shoots at me, and hide in an escape pod. The AI starts tracking me at his request.

Well, that plan didn't work out too well, because after 15 seconds of hiding in an escape pod, some random MD finds me. I bolt past her, hearing the AI continue to locate me, and I hide in the bathroom. I brought a change of jumpsuit and a hat, but didn't have a gas mask so I couldn't disguise myself. I request that the AI not try to locate me anymore as a law 1 directive, because Tom was trying to kill me. It obeys this for about 10 seconds before immediately resuming its tracking at Tom's request.

That plan failed horribly, so I start making my way to engineering. Tom finds me, and once again tries to syringe me, but he can't get a clear shot. I would have flipped on Yakety Sax at that point if I had the time, because I was doing a lot of running and dodging. The AI finally decides Law 1 means something, and sets off fire alarms to lock us apart.

That or it was to stop the air leaking from the bomb that blew up the HoP's office, but I only found out about that after Tom tried to blame me for it.

I ran off to engineering, getting the AI to let me in, and snag a rad suit and some Brain Dead's ID, and hide in the Particle Accelerator room. I amp the sing from a level 1 to a level 3 in case Tom comes after me. After about two minutes, Tom runs in. I sit in front of the generator where Tom can't shoot me, and after calling me various insults and stating I was disgracing space lube for 5 lines, he steps over to shoot me.
He promptly stares at the singularity, and falls to the ground in a fit of radiation. Deciding not to just let him die, I pull him away from the Particle Accelerator, leaving his syringe gun on the ground, and drag him to relative safety.

After he stands up and starts trying to bash my head in with a fire extinguisher despite me saving his life, Brain Dead comes back, and starts trying to brain me with a wrench for taking his ID to hide from the mad chemist. Some other engineer joins in the game of "Whack the chemist", and Tom shoots me. Fortunately the rad suit stops the syringe. In red level health now, I load the bottle with my last space lube, and spray the ground, slipping the lynch mob. I drag the murderous Chemist to the front of the Particle Accelerator, the last weapon I have left, to kill him before he kills me. Then Brain Dead runs in, I threw his ID at him during the scuffle, and also falls down puking. I run out before the other engineer can grab a rad suit and beat me to death with a toolbox. I grab the syringe gun, determined to go down fighting this time, and leave Tom puking his guts up in and seizing in front of the Singularity. The moment I step out the door I get bashed by a fire extinguisher, and then I get beaten to death and banned for things I did not do.

After posting this tale in ban appeal, my ban was lifted, apparently the admin was too busy to do a thorough check and just slammed a three day because it looked bad for me at a first glance. After a deeper check resulting from reading this, he lifted it.

[MrJJJ]

Once, this server had a spider event, it was hated by not very smart people, and liked by smart people

So all started with me being a commander, i get dressed and just walk out of my office, only to hear from centcomm that spiders breeded shit tons of eggs in the Sulaco, and we had like, 5-6 minutes to prepare before they mature into giant spiders of rage and death
Obviously, most people started to look for them and equipped themselves with tools such as crowbars, fire extinguishers and etc, hoping to kill them all before they mature
The rest went to armory and equipped themselves asap and started to barricade themselves somewhere
In seconds, 87% of the server pop died from spiders, the rest of us lived and started to hide, hoping to survive
I managed to get bitten a couple of times by spiders along with some people, we were about to die until a admin spawned us like, 10 toxin aid kits to save us from this horrible fate
Then we managed to sneak into my office after staying safely in emergency storage for 10 minutes or so, i saw a warrior just crawl out as we enter, we pull out our guns and he quickly crawls back into the vents, so we start calling centcomm, a purple spider appears behind me and starts trying to kill me, i kill it before it can do much, so we message centcomm
the shuttle got called and it would arrive in 25 minutes
We get HIT sended to us to help fight the "NEW" Spider Empire and that they also declared war on them, thus massive amounts of spiders were being send
After some time, aliens have almost got wiped out, the queen got webbed by spiders (6 to be exact) and most of her aliens died
HIT arrived and was completely unable to do anything other than keep wasting everything they could at the spider horde, which kept coming endlessly and refilling itself too quick
Survivors (etc us) managed to barricade somewhere (cafeteria or medical, don't remember) and try to fight spiders back, we still did not manage to kill them
I died from spiders that were chasing me while i was trying to get to survivors, a alien runner tried to help by helping me fight them, but he had to retreat due to spiders doing massive damage to him, eventually i was in crit, all spiders that were chasing me got killed (there was around 15) and i was hugged, but i died ultimately after some time, the shuttle arrived after waiting the damn 25 minutes so everyone got on the pod who could, that was only 3-5 people who made it, the rest died, then nanotrasen announced the war ended and spider empire gave us a ultrafast pod that got us to centcomm in 10 seconds

People complained a lot in the ooc because they did not realize that going ahead and trying to kill mass amount of spiderlings while not armored or armed is a bad IDEA

[Evilkyle24]

Spawned in on taxi station as chaplain. No admins. Time for fun.

For reference, taxi station is three stations, Sec/Bridge/Mining/Research, Silicon/Med, and Engineering/Cargo... I think. The details are hazy since its never picked, we only ever play Box Station, which is basically our Nostromo but slightly different.

Box Station


Taxi Station


You have to use tiny shuttles called taxis to get between the stations. They have a cooldown of 1-2 minutes each. It sucks.

I grab the locker, get in full chaplain getup with venetian mask and hoodie, then drag the locker with me as I go and recruit random people by telling them its time for bullshit and to put on an outfit.

We get like 5 people in random chaplain garb. We go to the library and grab random adult novels.

Then we see the mime right as the clown joins the mob.

I point at the mime and exclaim A WITCH!!! The logic here is that invisible walls = magic, so therefore a witch.

The cry of WITCH! BURN HER! is echoed by the group.

The mime immediately runs. We track him down and cuff him after mobbing him.

We take him to the chapel and tie him to a chair and throw a bunch of planks at the base of the chair, and I spray welding fuel. The librarian starts reading porn aloud.

Then someone lights a candle.

Everyone files out but the CE, a retard who hung around for no reason, looks back in and see's the Librarian is standing in the fire, still reading.

Then the CE opens the door, and 7 people died.

I got banned for 4 days, And while I'd like to go to the admin and say "No, I didn't kill four people, the CE did when he opened the door over and over again until the hallway was 100+ degrees", I just sat and waited the ban out.

[InsertCleverNameHere]

Taxi Station actually sounds like it would make for a really fun Colonial Marines round. It would kinda be like a Control Point gamemode with the Xenos and Marines constantly fighting for control of the sub stations.

[Evilkyle24]

Taxi Station actually sounds like it would make for a really fun Colonial Marines round. It would kinda be like a Control Point gamemode with the Xenos and Marines constantly fighting for control of the sub stations.

Trust me, its a shit map. Each station is actually really small, and the antags have the difficulty of killing or eating someone in full view of their entire department or in a main hallway.