Book of Chaos

[johners12345]

Post ''rules'' Of life that make life easier. Like this

#1 Don't piss off a woman.
#2 if you need to piss off a woman, Make sure it's a Asian.
#3 With enough forward momentum, A pig could fly.
#4 IF You are in a awkward situation, Just walk up to the person and whisper in their ear '' I have full blown AIDS'
#5 If you are on the train and get weird looks, Look at their shoes.
#6 Ask people to purchase your syphillis randomly.
#7 Read #5 "WHAT'RE THOOOOOSE"
#8 Don't wear clothes when you're in home.
#9 Walk into a group and say the person is dead.
#10 if A girl says am I pretty you say YOU GOT SOME SLICK LEATHER AND A NICE TRUNK!
#11 when in crowded areas, do the safety dance
#12 DO NOT ARGUE WITH IDIOTS, THEY WILL BRING YOU DOWN TO THEIR LEVEL AND BEAT YOU WITH EXPERIENCE!
13-When you want fool people in a market just scream "Allahu Akbar!"
#14 Don't pick a fight with someone you'll know lose.
#15 Don't park in a place that has a meter not showing how much it costs *come back $1000 bill*
#16 If you don't wanna go to work ALWAYS say somebody died
#17 Don't leave a wallet lying around with a woman in the room.

[CaptainBritton02]

Post ''rules'' Of life that make life easier. Like this

#1 Don't piss off a woman.
#2 if you need to piss off a woman, Make sure it's a Asian.
#3 With enough forward momentum, A pig could fly.
#4 IF You are in a awkward situation, Just walk up to the person and whisper in their ear '' I have full blown AIDS'
#5 If you are on the train and get weird looks, Look at their shoes.

#6 Ask people to purchase your syphillis randomly.
#7 Read #5 "WHAT'RE THOOOOOSE"

[MikeBluer]

#6 Ask people to purchase your syphillis randomly.
#7 Read #5 "WHAT'RE THOOOOOSE"

#8 Don't wear clothes when you're in home.

[Unseenbeastman]

#9 Walk into a group and say the person is dead.

[johners12345]

#10 if A girl says am I pretty you say YOU GOT SOME SLICK LEATHER AND A NICE TRUNK!

[Complete Garbage]

#11 when in crowded areas, do the safety dance.

[johners12345]

These are good ones, Here is a REALLY BIG ONE!

#12 DO NOT ARGUE WITH IDIOTS, THEY WILL BRING YOU DOWN TO THEIR LEVEL AND BEAT YOU WITH EXPERIENCE!

[MikeBluer]

13-When you want fool people in a market just scream "Allahu Akbar!"

[UnknownMurder]

#14
Don't pick a fight with someone you'll know lose.

[Sadokist]

#15
Don't park in a place that has a meter not showing how much it costs *come back $1000 bill*
#16
If you don't wanna go to work ALWAYS say somebody died

[Adjective]

#17 Don't leave a wallet lying around with a woman in the room.