Hotel Phoenix ( Hotel California)
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On a dark desert meteor, cool metal parts in my hair
Warm smell of melted rock, rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the night
There she stood in the airlock;
I heard the mission alarm
And I was thinking to myself,
"This could be Heaven or this could be Hell"
Then she lit up a Flashlight and she showed me the way
There were voices down the Hallway,
I thought I heard them say...
Welcome to the Station Phoenix
Such a Horrid place (Such a Terrible place)
Such a painful face
Plenty of room at the Station Phoenix
Any time of year (Any time of year)
You can find it here
Her mind is Trovato-twisted, she got the Gygax bends
She got a lot of ugly, ugly baldies.. she calls friends
How they dance in the Holodeck, sweet digital sweat.
Some dance to remember, some dance to forget
So I called up the Bartend,
"Please bring me my antifreeze"
He said, "We haven't had that spirit here since two thousand fourty Nine"
And still those voices are calling from far away,
Wake you up in the middle of the Shift
Just to hear them say...
Welcome to the Station Phoenix
Such a Horrid place (Such a Terrible place)
Such a painful face
They livin' it up at the Hotel Phoenix
What a Desperate surprise (what a Horrid surprise)
Bring your alibis
Mirrors on the ceiling,
The Green abysinthe on ice
And she said "We are all just prisoners here, of our own device"
And in the Commander's chambers,
They gathered for the feast
They stab it with Their energy knives.
But they just can't kill the beast
Last thing I remember, I was
Running for the airlock
I had to find the hallway back
To the place I was before
"Relax, " said the Warden,
"We are programmed to receive.
You can Quit any time you like,
But you can never leave! "
Warm smell of melted rock, rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the night
There she stood in the airlock;
I heard the mission alarm
And I was thinking to myself,
"This could be Heaven or this could be Hell"
Then she lit up a Flashlight and she showed me the way
There were voices down the Hallway,
I thought I heard them say...
Welcome to the Station Phoenix
Such a Horrid place (Such a Terrible place)
Such a painful face
Plenty of room at the Station Phoenix
Any time of year (Any time of year)
You can find it here
Her mind is Trovato-twisted, she got the Gygax bends
She got a lot of ugly, ugly baldies.. she calls friends
How they dance in the Holodeck, sweet digital sweat.
Some dance to remember, some dance to forget
So I called up the Bartend,
"Please bring me my antifreeze"
He said, "We haven't had that spirit here since two thousand fourty Nine"
And still those voices are calling from far away,
Wake you up in the middle of the Shift
Just to hear them say...
Welcome to the Station Phoenix
Such a Horrid place (Such a Terrible place)
Such a painful face
They livin' it up at the Hotel Phoenix
What a Desperate surprise (what a Horrid surprise)
Bring your alibis
Mirrors on the ceiling,
The Green abysinthe on ice
And she said "We are all just prisoners here, of our own device"
And in the Commander's chambers,
They gathered for the feast
They stab it with Their energy knives.
But they just can't kill the beast
Last thing I remember, I was
Running for the airlock
I had to find the hallway back
To the place I was before
"Relax, " said the Warden,
"We are programmed to receive.
You can Quit any time you like,
But you can never leave! "
long Cool Lizard ( Long Cool woman) I just made this one.
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Saturday night I was down FOB Planet side
Working for the USCM
Sitting in a nest of bad men
bullets and casings piling high
Acid spitting bitch on the west side
Full of people who are doing wrong
Just about to call up the WY man
When I heard this lizard Screeching a sound
A pair of large ass Claws made me open my eyes
My temperature started to rise
She was a long cool Lizard in a black Hide
Just a 15'9" beautiful 'n' tall
Just one look I was a bad mess
'Cause that long cool lizard had it all
I saw her heading to the table
Well, a tall walking big black freak
Charlie squad said, "I hope that you're able, boy
'Cause I'm telling you she knows where it's at"
Suddenly we heard the explosions!
Everybody started to run
Jumping under nests and weeds!
Well, I heard somebody shooting a gun
Well, the SL was pumping my left hand
She was holding my right
Well, I told her, "Get the hell away
'Cause you're gonna be splattered all over the wall
I'm gonna be forgiven if I wanna spend my living"
With a long cool lizard in a black hide
Just a 15'9" beautiful 'n' tall
Just one look I was a bad mess
'Cause that long cool lizard had it all
She had it all, she had it all, she had it all
She had it all
You got it all, you got it all, you got it all
You got it all, got it all, got it all, got it all
Pretty long cool Lizard had it all
Working for the USCM
Sitting in a nest of bad men
bullets and casings piling high
Acid spitting bitch on the west side
Full of people who are doing wrong
Just about to call up the WY man
When I heard this lizard Screeching a sound
A pair of large ass Claws made me open my eyes
My temperature started to rise
She was a long cool Lizard in a black Hide
Just a 15'9" beautiful 'n' tall
Just one look I was a bad mess
'Cause that long cool lizard had it all
I saw her heading to the table
Well, a tall walking big black freak
Charlie squad said, "I hope that you're able, boy
'Cause I'm telling you she knows where it's at"
Suddenly we heard the explosions!
Everybody started to run
Jumping under nests and weeds!
Well, I heard somebody shooting a gun
Well, the SL was pumping my left hand
She was holding my right
Well, I told her, "Get the hell away
'Cause you're gonna be splattered all over the wall
I'm gonna be forgiven if I wanna spend my living"
With a long cool lizard in a black hide
Just a 15'9" beautiful 'n' tall
Just one look I was a bad mess
'Cause that long cool lizard had it all
She had it all, she had it all, she had it all
She had it all
You got it all, you got it all, you got it all
You got it all, got it all, got it all, got it all
Pretty long cool Lizard had it all