Scenario: Alien Apocalypse

[Sadokist]

If Xenos were real... I'd find a way to communicate at my own peril and join them to screw over the human race. I am sick and tired of morons on the road and everywhere.

lol, road to extermination of the human race *escalated quickly*

[Azmodan412]

lol, road to extermination of the human race *escalated quickly*

Who cares? I am sick of the self-destructive nature of mankind and honestly, xenomorphs would be a better bet for me to live.

[Sadokist]

Who cares? I am sick of the self-destructive nature of mankind and honestly, xenomorphs would be a better bet for me to live.

whoa whoa calm down there....don't go shootin' up your school or sumtin .-.

[Azmodan412]

whoa whoa calm down there....don't go shootin' up your school or sumtin .-.

When I say I am sick of the self-destructive nature of mankind, its the senseless violence like what is going on in the Middle-east. A death toll like that and climbing, over a piddling difference between religions.

[Sadokist]

When I say I am sick of the self-destructive nature of mankind, its the senseless violence like what is going on in the Middle-east. A death toll like that and climbing, over a piddling difference between religions.

oh those dumbies have been at it for ages. Islamic faith for ya'

[Azmodan412]

oh those dumbies have been at it for ages. Islamic faith for ya'

May I link a youtube video to you that my father sent to me? Tis a rant, and one of the best rants I know of at that.

[Sadokist]

May I link a youtube video to you that my father sent to me? Tis a rant, and one of the best rants I know of at that.

yea sure

[Azmodan412]

yea sure

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCXHPKhRCVg Enjoy.

[Sadokist]

Yea I mean he's just saying what's been spoken by everyone that isn't an SJW. I agree

[Boltersam]

Genocide is plan B...it's always plan B....how do we genocide? dunno, gonna have to go to plan C

What happens when we use all the letters in the alphabet? use combinations? like, plan XV?

Hmm...suicide is a possibility...just, don't bother with the stress of trying to survive monsters literally bred to kill.

[Sadokist]

What happens when we use all the letters in the alphabet? use combinations? like, plan XV?

Hmm...suicide is a possibility...just, don't bother with the stress of trying to survive monsters literally bred to kill.

eh i'd just book it to the hills and try to survive as long as possible. problem is seems like Xenos are adaptable to all terrain

[Siserith Vassada]

eh i'd just book it to the hills and try to survive as long as possible. problem is seems like Xenos are adaptable to all terrain

if the xenos aint killed early on everything is fucked.

[Sadokist]

if the xenos aint killed early on everything is fucked.

pretty much

[Boltersam]

pretty much

Not to mention Crushers will absolutely destroy tanks... PLAN Z! Everybody make a giant space ship, go away, and self-destruct the Earth!

[coolsurf6]

Not to mention Crushers will absolutely destroy tanks... PLAN Z! Everybody make a giant space ship, go away, and self-destruct the Earth!

Just to point out we can't make a gicantic ship because we will be dead from the aliens before then.

[Sadokist]

Just to point out we can't make a gicantic ship because we will be dead from the aliens before then.

yea good point lol. gonna be hard to get a professional crew together to make a giant space ship with advanced tech that's never been utilized....when we're being attacked by aliens.

[UnknownMurder]

As a owner of the thread, I demand you to explain 'Pulsar: Lost Colony', Sado.

[Sebro]

I mean, they'd only want to conquer right? Why else would they come HERE.

I'd just tell them where all the resistance is hiding and hope their assimilation of Earth helps humanity.

[Azmodan412]

I mean, they'd only want to conquer right? Why else would they come HERE.

I'd just tell them where all the resistance is hiding and hope their assimilation of Earth helps humanity.

Same.

[ChickenShizNit8]

>Barricade House
>Find a way to block scent
>acquire 9mm pistol
>live out my days in my ayylmao proofed house
>look for supplies
>steal whole tofurky from some punk ass bald marine I run into
>Get face hugged by stack of 1000000000+ huggers
>die knocked out from Tofurky

[Jack McIntyre]

Smoke a nice cigar over a mound of dead xeno corpses I had just killed as I reload my weapon and wait for the rest to show up.

[Sadokist]

I mean, they'd only want to conquer right? Why else would they come HERE.

I'd just tell them where all the resistance is hiding and hope their assimilation of Earth helps humanity.

well I mean they breed by making eggs and planting larvae in hosts. so I figure if they were gonna conquer they'd kill us all.

[TopHatPenguin]

I feel like living underground or on a moving train could go okay-ish.

[Egorkor]

obtain frags, rush into the xenos screaming "FUKKEN XENOOOOOS" and get sent out with a bang.

[Sadokist]

I feel like living underground or on a moving train could go okay-ish.

lol, "stop the train for nothing!" *1 day later* "we're out of fuel damnit"