Who the **** are you?

Veradox · Post by **Veradox** » 30 Nov 2015, 16:29

Who the **** is your DND character? http://whothefuckismydndcharacter.com/ A funny meme website designed to be asininely useless for your roleplaying desires. Burn time in STYLE! Oh, the adventures you can have as: A DECISIVE HALFLING BARD FROM A RECENTLY ERUPTED VOLCANO VILLAGE WHO IS A RECOVERING CANNIBAL

A STERN DRAGONBORN FIGHTER FROM A CITY IN THE SHIFTING SANDS WHO DOESN'T UNDERSTAND SARCASM

AN IMPATIENT HALFLING FIGHTER FROM FROM A CITY DEEP UNDER THE MOUNTAINS WHO HAS HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH EVERYONE'S CRAP

Sargeantmuffinman · Post by **Sargeantmuffinman** » 30 Nov 2015, 16:32

What's DND please explain?
Too lazy to look up

Never mind just rememberd.

Sargeantmuffinman · Post by **Sargeantmuffinman** » 30 Nov 2015, 16:33

Also:

MY CHARACTER IS A FUCKING
BRAVE HUMAN PALADIN FROM A CURSED VILLAGE WHO BANGS ON ABOUT THEIR GENEALOGY TO EVERYONE.

xywenx00 · Post by **xywenx00** » 30 Nov 2015, 16:33

determined Elf Wizard from the grave diggers union who has serious daddy issues

Ayy Lmao

KeyWii · Post by **KeyWii** » 30 Nov 2015, 16:45

TACTLESS DWARF BARBARIAN FROM THE NICE PART OF A BAD TOWN WHO IS SECRETLY FOND OF EMBROIDERY

Well...Shit.

Westhybrid · Post by **Westhybrid** » 30 Nov 2015, 16:46

You think you're tough, Veradox?

I'M A BRAVE DRAGONBORN ROGUE FROM A RURAL CONSTRUCTION COMPANY WHO HAD THEIR LOST LEGS REPLACED WITH ENCHANTED WOOD.

Yung · Post by **Yung** » 30 Nov 2015, 16:57

PHILOSOPHICAL HUMAN BARBARIAN FROM THE SALT FLATS WHO WANTS TO BECOME A FAMOUS SINGER

me

coroneljones · Post by **coroneljones** » 30 Nov 2015, 17:02

YOU THINK YOUR CHARACTER IS COOL? MY CHARACTER IS A FUCKING
CRUEL DWARF FIGHTER FROM A STRICT MONASTERY WHO HATES MUSIC
THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE
And a ROMANTIC HUMAN ROGUE FROM A POMPOUS WIZARD SCHOOL WHO IS DYING OF A PLAGUE AND SEARCHING FOR A CURE
I'VE ALREADY FU

ChickenShizNit8 · Post by **ChickenShizNit8** » 30 Nov 2015, 17:06

RELIABLE DRAGONBORN DRUID FROM THE SALT FLATS WHO LOVED, LOST AND NEVER LOVED AGAIN

Fifty Shades of Dragonbone

Veradox · Post by **Veradox** » 30 Nov 2015, 17:08

I'M GOING TO ROLL THE STATS FOR A FUCKING
BITCHY HALF-ORC WIZARD FROM THE BLACK DUNGEON WHO IS UNCOMFORTABLE AROUND OLD PEOPLE (THEY SMELL LIKE DEATH)

NoShamNoWow · Post by **NoShamNoWow** » 30 Nov 2015, 17:24

"CONSIDERATE DRAGONBORN CLERIC FROM BLACK OAK WHO IS MANICALLY OBSESSED WITH ETIQUETTE"

Im ok with this.

Telegnats · Post by **Telegnats** » 30 Nov 2015, 17:26

PEACEFUL TIEFLING RANGER FROM A LAID BACK BEACH TOWN WHO HASN'T BEEN QUITE RIGHT SINCE THE ACCIDENT

Sounds good.

Azmodan412 · Post by **Azmodan412** » 30 Nov 2015, 17:35

DILIGENT HALFLING CLERIC FROM AN UNDERWATER CITY ONCE DRY BY A MAGICAL FORCE FIELD WHO LOST THEIR FAMILY IN A DRAGON ATTACK

Acceptable.

ChickenShizNit8 · Post by **ChickenShizNit8** » 30 Nov 2015, 19:43

CHECK THIS SHIT OUT, I'M GOING TO BE A FUCKING
PLUCKY HALF-ORC WIZARD FROM A QUAINT LITTLE VILLAGE ON A HILL WHO HAS SOME PRETTY SHADY CONNECTIONS

hockeylife68 · Post by **hockeylife68** » 03 Dec 2015, 11:48

YOU THINK YOUR CHARACTER IS COOL MINE IS A FUCKING NATIVE HALF ORC WIZRD FROM THE WAYFERERFOOTHILLS WHO HAS BEEN BEATEN AND IMPRISIONED FOR THERE RELIGIOUS BELIEFS
THAT SOUNDS FUCKING TERRIBLE

LordLoko · Post by **LordLoko** » 04 Dec 2015, 10:48

PROUD HALF-ELF WARLOCK FROM A HIGH-CLASS BROTHEL WHO HAS WOODEN TEETH AFTER THE INCIDENT WITH THE MACE

DerpinMcDerpDerp · Post by **DerpinMcDerpDerp** » 04 Dec 2015, 13:21

BOSSY HALF-ELF ROGUE FROM AN UNDERGROUND NETWORK OF DRAGON CAVES WHO BELIEVES THE UNDEAD SHOULD BE GIVEN A SECOND CHANCE

Dubszor · Post by **Dubszor** » 30 Dec 2015, 02:58

I am a Dank sweet Elf Warlock from the Dank Hollows who can't swim

XenonDragneel · Post by **XenonDragneel** » 09 Jan 2016, 11:44

I'M GOING TO ROLL THE STATS FOR A FUCKING
MOODY DRAGONBORN BARD FROM A BOARDING SCHOOL FOR THE CHILDREN OF MIDDLE-CLASS WIZARDS WHO HAS A TWIN THAT CONSTANTLY IMPERSONATES THEM
GIVE ME A-FUCKING-NOTHER ONE

LeDarkLor · Post by **LeDarkLor** » 18 Jul 2016, 16:22

YOU THINK YOUR CHARACTER IS COOL? MY CHARACTER IS A FUCKING
BITCHY HUMAN BARD FROM THE DUSTY MOUNTAINS WHO MISTRUSTS ANYONE SMALLER THAN THEM

lucashunter608 · Post by **lucashunter608** » 18 Jul 2016, 17:40

YOU THINK YOUR CHARACTER IS COOL? MY CHARACTER IS A FUCKING
PLUCKY ELF DRUID FROM A MERCENARY COMPANY WHO ALWAYS WAKES UP ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE BED

well, that's random

Helgraf · Post by **Helgraf** » 19 Jul 2016, 08:03

YOU THINK YOUR CHARACTER IS COOL? MY CHARACTER IS A FUCKING
CHURLISH ELF MONK FROM AN ISLAND THAT CAN'T BE REACHED BY BOAT WHO IS ON THE RUN AFTER HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH A NOBLE'S DAUGHTER
AND
MEAN HUMAN SORCERER FROM AN UNDERGROUND NETWORK OF DRAGON CAVES WHO WANTS TO SMASH THE CAPITALIST SYSTEM

XenonDragneel · Post by **XenonDragneel** » 22 Jul 2016, 14:44

This post is so old

Sancronis · Post by **Sancronis** » 22 Jul 2016, 19:59

INTOLERANT HALFLING SORCERER FROM A SUPER RELIGIOUS UPBRINGING WHO ACCIDENTALLY TORCHED THE LOCAL TEMPLE AND IS NOW CURSED BY ITS GOD

YungCuz · Post by **YungCuz** » 23 Jul 2016, 09:47

PRETTY CHILL GNOME FIGHTER FROM THE CITY POST OFFICE WHO HAS A BAD GAMBLING PROBLEM

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