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Azmodan412
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Post by Azmodan412 » 05 Dec 2015, 23:45

Spoopy, scary Xenomorphs
Send shivers down your spine
Shrieking Ayys will shock your soul
Seal your doom tonight

Spoopy, scary Xenomorphs
Speak with such a hiss
You'll shake and shudder in bursting
when you hear these lizards roar.

We're so sorry, Xenomorphs
You're so misunderstood
You only want to facehug us
(but I don't think you should)

'Cause Spoopy, scary Xenomorphs
Roar startling, shrilly screechs
They'll sneak to their hive with us
and just won't leave you be

Lizards, unnatural
are shy, what's all the fuss?
But chitinous bugs seem so unsafe
It's semi-serious!

Spoopy, scary Xenomorphs
are silly all the same
They'll dodge and dance slowly by
and drive you so insane!

Sticks and stones will break your bones
They seldom let you snooze
Spooky, scary Xenomorphs
will wake you with a ROAR!


Fooled ya.
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Tyler 'Thrift' Borealis: Slaughterer of stupid xenos, insane motherfucker, and who played tower defense with Predators with an axe.
Predator Duels Won: 1
Predator Duels Lost: 2

BRING IT ON CASANY! I DO NOT CAST DOWN A CHALLENGE!
43 Xenos and counting.

Hunter Games: I am Moon Moon! Destroyer of worlds! Ahuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu!
Moon Moon Victories: x1

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Re: Shitpost

Post by Cooliecan » 10 Jan 2016, 12:50

Is there an instrumental backing? Can you sing this? :>
S p a c e, t h e f i n a l f r o n t i e r .

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Re: Shitpost

Post by Azmodan412 » 10 Jan 2016, 14:58

I hope... I don't know half the shit for that. Jackserious or someone... HAAAAAAAAAAAAAALP!
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Tyler 'Thrift' Borealis: Slaughterer of stupid xenos, insane motherfucker, and who played tower defense with Predators with an axe.
Predator Duels Won: 1
Predator Duels Lost: 2

BRING IT ON CASANY! I DO NOT CAST DOWN A CHALLENGE!
43 Xenos and counting.

Hunter Games: I am Moon Moon! Destroyer of worlds! Ahuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu!
Moon Moon Victories: x1

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Re: Shitpost

Post by Seehund » 10 Jan 2016, 15:16

Azmodan412 wrote:I hope... I don't know half the shit for that. Jackserious or someone... HAAAAAAAAAAAAAALP!
Unfortunately, the closest thing to an instrumental you're gonna get is a MIDI played in the wrong key.
When the voice from the shadows calls you
When the wind whips past your ears
Will you stand when the weight is upon you
Or will you go to your knees in fear?

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