Are you a Bad Luck Larson? (Bad Luck Thread)

[Webhead000]

So, basically, I joked around saying that I'd make a threat about bad luck adventures in CM. Well, instead I thought it'd be neat for everyone to throw around their bad luck adventures.

So the rules are that after every story you let them know if they're a Bad Luck Larson or if they just deserved it because of what they did.



I'll start with a recent story:

So, after running an unsuccessful mission for about, er, an hour, all but two marines were killed or captured by Xenos. I sent a distress beacon, and whatabam whataboom we got free pizza. No tip though, sorry man.

So, there we are, myself, after having lost my bridge officer Liz, the two able-bodied marines, and the rest of the medical staff, all sitting there in the bridge.

So, what does your brave commander do? Well I grab the nearest gun, and take on 4 Xeno bastards by myself without even batting an eye I rush to the closest closet and lock myself in. After being pulled out multiple times, I head to the Disposal unit and jump in.

Well, right then, the Xenos come in and massacre fucking EVERYBODY.
I'm the last alive, and the pizza delivery boy is on the ground with a facehugger on him. (Xenos went to go hunt the marine that ran off)
As he gets up, I quickly tell him to activate the unit.
But, as he does so, he tells me that it's CHARGING. (Great).
As I sigh irl, the Xenos come back and absolutely destroy him.

But here I go, Disposal unit is set, I'm about to get launched across the ship and get the hell out of there!
And then it works! And then it launches me across the room, into a crusher, who then charges me, insta-decapping me and killing the Marines's fearless hero.


Bad Luck Larson strikes again.