CM Carols

[Sargeantmuffinman]

Not really one of the things I would post but meh.

So this thread is all about Christmas carols for the upcoming Christmas holiday and turning them into a CM style type of theme.

Post yours here so we can begin the fun torment.

My twist on the days of Christmas.

On the first day of Christmas, Santa gave to me,
One big bad-ass Queen,

On the second day of Christmas, Santa gave to me,
Two SADAR launchers,
And one big bad-ass Queen,

On the third day of Christmas, Santa gave to me,
Three chest busters,
Two SADAR launchers,
And one big bad-ass Queen,

On the forth day of Chrsitmas, Santa gave to me,
Four Squad leaders,
Three chest busters,
Two SADAR launchers,
And one big bad-ass Queen,

On the fifth day of Chrsitmas, Santa gave to me,
FIVE RAVAGERS,
Four Squad leaders,
Three chest busters,
Two SADAR launchers,
And one big bad-ass Queen,

On the sixth day of Chrsitmas, Santa gave to me,
Six marines,
FIVE RAVAGERS,
Four Squad leaders,
Three chest busters,
Two SADAR launchers,
And one big bad-ass Queen,

On the seventh day of Chrsitmas, Santa gave to me,
Seven angry aliens.
Six marines,
FIVE RAVAGERS,
Four Squad leaders,
Three chest busters,
Two SADAR launchers,
And one big bad-ass Queen,

On the eigth day of Chrsitmas, Santa gave to me,
Eight bombardments,
Seven angry aliens.
Six marines,
FIVE RAVAGERS,
Four Squad leaders,
Three chest busters,
Two SADAR launchers,
And one big bad-ass Queen,

On the ninth day of Christmas, Santa gave to me,
Nine hull breaches,
Eight bombardments,
Seven angry aliens.
Six marines,
FIVE RAVAGERS,
Four Squad leaders,
Three chest busters,
Two SADAR launchers,
And one big bad-ass Queen,

On the tenth day of Christmas, Santa gave to me,
TEN ALIENS,
Nine hull breaches,
Eight bombardments,
Seven rookie baldies.
Six marines,
FIVE RAVAGERS,
Four Squad leaders,
Three chest busters,
Two SADAR launchers,
And one big bad-ass Queen,

On the eleventh day of Christmas, Santa gave to me,
Eleven xenos dancing,
TEN ALIENS,
Nine hull breaches,
Eight bombardments,
Seven rookie baldies.
Six marines,
FIVE RAVAGERS,
Four Squad leaders,
Three chest busters,
Two SADAR launchers,
And one big bad-ass Queen,

On the tweltfh day of Christmas, Santa gave to me,
Twelve Iron bears,
Eleven xenos dancing,
TEN P.M.C,
Nine hull breaches,
Eight bombardments,
Seven rookie baldies.
Six marines,
FIVE RAVAGERS,
Four Squad leaders,
Three chest busters,
Two SADAR launchers,
And one big bad-ass Queen,

I'm sorry.

[hockeylife68]

Muffin that was beautiful..

[Azmodan412]

*sobs at the sheer beauty.*

[Azmodan412]

Gun shots ring
Are you listening
In the road
Blood is glistening
A horrible sight,
We go PTSD tonight
Walking in a weeded wonderland

Gone away, is the Rasputin
Here to stay, is the Queen-bug
She screechs a song
As we go along
Walking in a weeded wonderland

In the colony we can build a fort now
And pretend that it is very safe
We'll circlejerk and sit
Around on our ass
But CO can order us
All to die.

Later on
We'll conspire
As we lay in a checkerboard
To face unafraid
The xeno that camps
Walking in a weeded wonderland

333rd post.

[Stivan34]

That is great muffin, That is great.