What in the Warp?!

Azmodan412 · Post by **Azmodan412** » 19 Jan 2016, 15:44

Why throw the axes in the first place?

Mmm, I will see what I can do... No promises though.

My gifts are *slurp* designed for the Ultrasmurfs *sluuuurp* and their ilk.

DMAN · Post by **DMAN** » 24 Jan 2016, 00:17

What do you think of the Tau?

Azmodan412 · Post by **Azmodan412** » 24 Jan 2016, 11:55

Pussies, the lot of em.

I do not believe there are any psykers among them so I don't really care one way or the other.

Dose gits don't even krump der enemies face ta face.

I'm wit Gork.

Why remove the fun bits from their friends?

I am *slurp* Ambivalent.

MrJJJ · Post by **MrJJJ** » 26 Jan 2016, 02:28

What do you think of the Eldar and the Dark Eldar?

Also, did the Mary Sue (You know who i am referencing if you know grey knights) disappear from the warp yet?

Azmodan412 · Post by **Azmodan412** » 26 Jan 2016, 10:31

I am sure none of my brethren have a good opinion of them so... their gods were all wondrously tasty. Dark Eldar, hmm... I enjoy them.

Warpmaggots.

I am constantly frustrated at their inability to be corrupted. Dark Eldar are besides the point.

I'm more focused *slurp* on the Imperium.

Moa pointy helmets!

DMAN · Post by **DMAN** » 27 Jan 2016, 02:44

What's your current thoughts on the Emperor?

Azmodan412 · Post by **Azmodan412** » 27 Jan 2016, 02:58

The Anathema bruised a cheek getting Magnus's soul back. Motherfucker.

Why should I care about a CORPSE?

So many plagues, so little *slurp* time.

What I wouldn't give to have his ball in my court...

Humie warboss? Wez crush em!

DerpinMcDerpDerp · Post by **DerpinMcDerpDerp** » 27 Jan 2016, 10:47

Why do I feel like Nurgle is the only chaos god who actually cares atleast a bit about his followers

Azmodan412 · Post by **Azmodan412** » 27 Jan 2016, 10:52

Because plagues require *slurp* careful maintenance. I like my *slurp* followers because they do their job.

DMAN · Post by **DMAN** » 27 Jan 2016, 11:33

I defend Khorne for not catering to pansies and wimps. Speaking of that, what's your favorite way to break in a new follower, all chaos gods?

Azmodan412 · Post by **Azmodan412** » 27 Jan 2016, 12:18

An arena of bloodshed and carnage.
Depends if they give their souls to me. I then test them rigorously.
I break them in all kinds of ways, dollface...
If they can live *slurp* through my plagues...
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

DMAN · Post by **DMAN** » 27 Jan 2016, 12:39

What do you think of this warp-video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9QukbyOMRc?

Azmodan412 · Post by **Azmodan412** » 27 Jan 2016, 14:00

Heh heh...

DerpinMcDerpDerp · Post by **DerpinMcDerpDerp** » 18 Feb 2016, 12:58

METAL BAWKES

Boltersam · Post by **Boltersam** » 18 Feb 2016, 14:04

Khorne's followers are loud. Slaaneshi marines have loud music.

CONNECTION!??!??!

MrJJJ · Post by **MrJJJ** » 28 Feb 2016, 23:36

*Throws CREEEEEEEEEEEEED At the warp*

WAKE UP, ITS TIME TO SHINE AND ANSWER

LordLoko · Post by **LordLoko** » 29 Feb 2016, 12:44

CREEEEEEEEEEEEEED

Goddam guy hiding Lemon russ tanks behind bushes

Disco Dalek · Post by **Disco Dalek** » 29 Feb 2016, 20:00

LordLoko wrote:CREEEEEEEEEEEEEED

Goddam guy hiding Lemon russ tanks behind bushes

Once again, you're a victim of tactical genius. Those tanks are merely a distraction. The bushes that hid them are in fact two Emperor class titans and an Apocalypse class battleship.

Azmodan412 · Post by **Azmodan412** » 02 Mar 2016, 00:41

Sorry, I was on hiatus, and no one cared. So... back into it I guess...

Music? The only music I like is the sounds of screams!

Oh stop being a dick in the mud, Khornie-cob.

Azmodan412 · Post by **Azmodan412** » 17 Jun 2016, 16:02

Disco Dalek · Post by **Disco Dalek** » 17 Jun 2016, 16:26

I personally prefer this one

Also, just to get the ball rolling, Necrons > Chaos.

Azmodan412 · Post by **Azmodan412** » 17 Jun 2016, 16:28

Nonsense. With Khorne-dog's berserkers and my sorcerers, the skeleton-machines won't stand for long.

Azmodan412 · Post by **Azmodan412** » 06 Apr 2017, 03:14

After a loooooooong hiatus, I am hereby necroing this thread To all new arrivals, ask any question to the Chaos Gods and get an answer, or two. Remember, Gork n Mork qualify for answers. I shall check this thread daily!

~The God-Emperor of Mankind

Casany · Post by **Casany** » 06 Apr 2017, 07:41

This one goes for EVERY god
What would you be right now if you were not a chaos god/god at all?

Azmodan412 · Post by **Azmodan412** » 06 Apr 2017, 11:45

Casany wrote:This one goes for EVERY god
What would you be right now if you were not a chaos god/god at all?

I will answer for us all, if we were not gods we'd be floating balls of warpstuff. Oh and humanity and everything would implode on itself.

You dun speek fer us ye tentacley git, Me an Mork ah te Orks!
Gork's roight.

What an inane question answer, Tzeentchydear. You may have been a floating ball of warpstuff but I was made doing what I do best, and that is everyone. *wink*

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