The legend of Cub

Post by **Sadokist** » 07 Mar 2016, 22:02

So I was in the mini-chat and Cub came in and some people didn't know the legend of Cub so I figured that i'd make a story and people could add to it. By the way if you don't know who Cub was he was the dedicated janitor. He made everything very clean and was very nice.......but history is warped so i'mma warp it some more.

It all began long long ago in a galaxy far far away. Guy woke up named Cub like "fuck, i'm tired as shit man FUCK! whatever gotta start cleanin' shit" and fuckin walked into the cafeteria got some pizza n shit and Leo Backburn was like throwin' milk everywhere and Isaac Miller was pissin' on the floor, Cub was like "fuckin' retards" and shot both of em with a .38 special he named "Betsy". Isaac Miller survived the bullet, went through his jaw he was lyin' on the ground like "no.....no plz", Cub was like "hasta la vista fgt" and shot 4 more rounds into his skull. Then he cleaned that shit up with a mop while all the other non chucklfuck marines went on about their own business (mind you he shot Leo and Isaac in the middle of everybody they just didn't give shit)...

ok yall can add

TheCubscout · Post by **TheCubscout** » 07 Mar 2016, 22:05

Ahh yes, I remember that moment vividly.

coroneljones · Post by **coroneljones** » 08 Mar 2016, 07:59

Cub then invented a Mop Rifle,with an underslung Super Soaker,loaded with water,lube and foam

It was truly a weapon worthy of a janitor,cleaning everything

Post by **Edgelord** » 11 Mar 2016, 13:58

Cub was forever haunted when he forgot to put up a wet floor sign and his one true love slipped and flew out of an airlock. He vowed he would never again clean neglectfully.

johners12345 · Post by **johners12345** » 17 Mar 2016, 20:20

I know this is for "legends"

But I have a TRUE story involving cub scout and Curtis Weeter, I doubt he even remembers this. But it was the first time I actually met cub scout in person and had a roleplay moment with him. But it's always stuck with me.

It was dark times aboard the U.S.S Sulaco. The aliens had boarded, and the few marines remaining were running around holding them off while the evac shuttles were 15 minutes away, it seemed bleak, but running from the terrible beasties, maintenance tunnel by maintenance tunnel, was the GREAT CUB SCOUT! dodging aliens left and right as he screamed for help while running, But he was soon cornered by a ravager, and as he was being closed on, a great voice yelled out

" CUBBBB!!!"

IT was than that a VERY, VERY.. VERY! GREAT man, Curtis Weeter, The last of the Delta's who was wearing a both a delta and alpha head set rushed forward, he quickly switched out his smg for his rocket launcher ( This was when you could one hand them) and let out a single shot, BOOM! ( this was before the Sulaco could be damaged by rockets if I remember correctly) The ravager was crit'd, than just as quickly as before the great Weeter had swung out his smg and fired out ten bullets, the great beast roared out in agony as it fell dead at Cub's feet. Who was ( obviously) attempting to NOT clean it up. Cub smirked weakly at Weeter, who stood proudly in victory with his riot shield and his SMG, after he had put it away, the two men shaked hands, Cub graciously thanked the VERY GREAT Curtis weeter, But OH NO!

A evil hunter pounced weeter from behind! it seemed like the end of our great hero! that was until the VERY GREAT ( though slightly less great) Cub picked up WEeter's SMG and shot the hunter into crit, where than he proceeded to GUT the evil beast! Weeter had been saved by Cub! Weeter graciously thanked cub and made a terrible joke ( I Forget it), WEeter proceeded to help Cub into the armory to get armor and weapons. Where they graciously parted...

It was only ten minutes later until the VERY GREAT WEETER! fell... TO a spitter >.>

But! It was while holding off the whole hive while others ran for the escape vehicles.. in the end.. They all made it away.. thanking Weeter.. and cub.. Who left his escape shuttle to stop being a wimp, and went down with weeter protecting the remaining marines..

They were put in the hall of fame, honored as great heroes!

Post by **Sadokist** » 17 Mar 2016, 20:40

Lol *applauds* quite the story there. Little did we know Cub could use a firearm. The beast was unleashed that day.

johners12345 · Post by **johners12345** » 17 Mar 2016, 20:57

Sadokist wrote:Lol *applauds* quite the story there. Little did we know Cub could use a firearm. The beast was unleashed that day.

It was more terrifying seeing him take down four aliens

Post by **Sadokist** » 17 Mar 2016, 23:44

johners12345 wrote: It was more terrifying seeing him take down four aliens

so you gonna start playin' again?..... ;-;

johners12345 · Post by **johners12345** » 19 Mar 2016, 19:07

Sadokist wrote: so you gonna start playin' again?..... ;-;

I dunno...

P.s I came on for like, one round.. I need to get a real computer screen because the 48 inch tv I play on makes the items too small to see

MrJJJ · Post by **MrJJJ** » 20 Mar 2016, 22:00

And then cub, once saw a MP beating to death some pajamarines, Cub did not care, he just kept cleaning all the blood, then he was attempted to be beaten by griefers, he still cleaned, everyone seemed like trying to stop him, but he kept cleaning, he was too good of a janitor to be stopped.

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