Crazy cat

[qsleepy]

So Drinknig the uh chat log takes too long though I would write this here form y loyal fans joshuu and joshuu



Anywho doing animal control for cash and helping some aqqaintances get off the ground. Easy job quick cash people are terrifed of small animals fucking stupid money man like people will pay you 300$ to remove a bird from their house haha. but you gotta advertise and stuff so its isnt THAT esay but yes, that easy.



So I really started to get good because if I could catch an animal quickly my day was over and shit I got paid the same right? I had this cat (made me laugh out loud and snort thinking abour it just now) feral cat right fucking thing was 14 lbs not a small cat. Pissing all over these peoples cars and house haha wanted me to get rid of it.


Thing was stupid as fuck same trap samefood same spot trap it every time. The trap would get signaled I'd be lazy show up EIGHTEEN fucking hours later cat is still in the cage just pissed. At first you feel bad until the animal does it 4 times and you have to go their on your off time to trty and get this dumb fucker.


This is how getting this cat worked. You would walk up to the cage, 90% of the time it had been outside overnight and is not happy at all. You can talk to it, try to suck its dick, cover it, have food, fucking jingle a toy anyhting it doesn give it afuck a ferral cat hates you from birth 99.5% of the time.

So you walk up and pick this cage up the first time not knowing that a cat can not only have its arm COMPLETELY out o the cage, bur also SWIPE AT YOU.


I am 6'2 190=220 lbs, I can hold that cage far away from me, and that cat still almost got my legs. Crazy.


It doesn't end there. These creatures dont have bones. So after I would walk like a couple paces forward, the cats wwould see the truck coming and start going FUCKING NUTS. This one I mention squeezed out of the smallest space i've ever seen WHILE I WAS DRIVING DOWN THE FUCKING ROAD LIKE THREE MINUTES AFTER I CAUGHT HIM FOR THE FFOURTH TIME..





ANd to you, crazy feral cat, you are everything I am. Just one fucking asshole that refuses to die. Good luck out there, bud, we need cats like you.


CHEERS BROTHERS

[Azmodan412]

Fun fact: Cats have no collarbones, so wherever they can fit their heads, they can squeeze into.

[Sadokist]

Fun fact: Cats have no collarbones, so wherever they can fit their heads, they can squeeze into.

Also one of the reasons they can absorb impact so well when falling.