so a german guy walks up to a bar

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so a german guy walks up to a bar

Post by TeknoKot » 08 Apr 2016, 13:19

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Post by Sargeantmuffinman » 08 Apr 2016, 14:28

B.A.R

Browning automatic rifle.....
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Re: so a german guy walks up to a bar

Post by TeknoKot » 08 Apr 2016, 14:39

we need WW2 guns in CM. for shits and giggles.
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Post by zskninoh » 08 Apr 2016, 14:52

lol, that thing weighs 20 pounds.
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Re: so a german guy walks up to a bar

Post by Sadokist » 08 Apr 2016, 14:54

i see wat u did there

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Re: so a german guy walks up to a bar

Post by MauroVega » 08 Apr 2016, 14:56

Would be interesting if someday we had all weapons replaced by WW2 guns
the Sadar could be a Panzerfaust,Maybe a thompson as M41A?
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Re: so a german guy walks up to a bar

Post by AishaKitty » 08 Apr 2016, 16:32

MauroVega wrote:Would be interesting if someday we had all weapons replaced by WW2 guns
the Sadar could be a Panzerfaust,Maybe a thompson as M41A?
MFW the M41A is actually also just a thompson, also all airsoft M41A's are built off thompsons.
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Re: so a german guy walks up to a bar

Post by Felkvir » 11 Apr 2016, 13:45

.. And finds out that the B.A.R is unmanned, because the wielder was already shot by 7.92x57 mauser rounds from a MG42.

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