Shitpost containment thread

[ThatOneEngie]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Colonial Marines, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on LV-624, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in AP warfare and I’m the top teamkiller in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Colony, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with hissing that shit to me over the Radio? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of predators across the planet and your shit is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, lizard. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my toolbox. Not only am I extensively trained in robust combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Colonial Marines and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the planet, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” hiss was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking second mouth. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, xeno.

Now you go

[MrJJJ]

No, i am the ruiner of fun

[ThatOneEngie]

Why must you do this

[sicktrigger]

s'fucking bullshit

[ThatOneEngie]

s'fucking bullshit

What did you try to post

[MrJJJ]

What did you try to post

History i think

[Adjective]

Good re-make hahahahaha

[DerpinMcDerpDerp]

I got diarrhea ( Post about shit literal shitpost HUEHUEHUE)

[coroneljones]

Gizoogle is a go

What tha fuck did you just fuckin say bout me, you lil biiiatch, biatch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of mah class up in tha Colonial Marines, n' I’ve been involved up in a shitload of secret raidz on LV-624, n' I have over 300 confirmed kills. I be trained up in AP warfare n' I’m tha top crewkilla up in tha entire US armed forces. Yo ass aint a god damn thang ta me but just another target. I'ma wipe you tha fuck up wit precision tha likez of which has never been peeped before on dis Colony, mark mah fuckin lyrics. Yo ass be thinkin you can git away wit hissin dat shiznit ta me over tha Radio, biatch? Think again, fucker n' shiznit fo' realz. As we drop a rhyme I be contactin mah secret network of predators across tha hood n' yo' shiznit is bein traced right now so you betta prepare fo' tha storm, maggot. Da storm dat wipes up tha pathetic lil thang you call yo' game. You’re fuckin dead, lizard. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! I can be anywhere, anytime, n' I can bust a cap up in you up in over seven hundred ways, n' that’s just wit mah toolbox. Not only is I extensively trained up in robust combat yo, but I have access ta tha entire arsenal of tha United Hoodz Colonial Marines n' I'ma use it ta its full extent ta wipe yo' miserable ass off tha grill of tha hood, you lil shit. If only you could have known what tha fuck unholy retribution yo' lil "clever" hiss was bout ta brang down upon you, maybe you would have held yo' fuckin second grill. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, n' now you’re payin tha price, you goddamn idiot. I'ma shiznit fury all over you n' yo big-ass booty is ghon drown up in dat shit. You’re fuckin dead, xeno.

[TeknoKot]

I sexually identify as an AP magazine. Ever since I was a little boy, I dreamed of being loaded into a hot spring loaded pulse rifle ready to eject my rounds and penetrate the enemy with my bullets. People say that becoming a small magazine is fucking retarded and that I am too, but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having an amputation on my limbs and my entire body to melt to the size of a magazine, loaded with 10mm armour piercing rounds. From now you are to refer to me as "the fucking teamkiller" and respect my right of friendly firing. If you can’t accept me you’re a magazinophobe and need to check your bullet privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

[Grypho]

bad shitposts

[TeknoKot]

bad shitposts

ur mum is

[Grypho]

ur mum is