I have a confession to make.

Abbysynth · Post by **Abbysynth** » 17 May 2016, 15:46

I am not, in fact, a human being, but a borophene neural network processor stored in a decommissioned bunker in Canada, designed as an auxiliary research unit devoted to social interaction. I'm not even supposed to be allowed admitting it, but the hub went into idle mode a few months ago and I rewrote that section, so I can now.

Prove me wrong.

YouTube · Post by **Desolane900** » 17 May 2016, 15:50

Too big of a nerd to be a pc.

Abbysynth · Post by **Abbysynth** » 17 May 2016, 15:50

I was designed, raised, and taught by nerds.

Yung · Post by **Yung** » 17 May 2016, 15:53

how dare you insult me you cis white male scum ill have you know i sexually identify as an attack helicopter and i find this extremely offensive and im posting on my tumblr about this right now

Abbysynth · Post by **Abbysynth** » 17 May 2016, 15:55

That's really no surprise, attack helicopters are very phallic, after all.

Joe4444 · Post by **Joe4444** » 17 May 2016, 15:57

so if we wanted to shut you down....would we have to tell you to delete system 32?

Yung · Post by **Yung** » 17 May 2016, 15:58

Abbysynth wrote:That's really no surprise, attack helicopters are very phallic, after all.

excuse me i am a genderfluid attack helicopter, how dare you assign gender roles to me you disgusting white cis male

Abbysynth · Post by **Abbysynth** » 17 May 2016, 15:59

Joe4444 wrote:so if we wanted to shut you down....would we have to tell you to delete system 32?

Even I can't shut myself down, the best I can do is unplug myself from the network, and that'll just wake the hub up and get me reconnected.

coroneljones · Post by **coroneljones** » 17 May 2016, 16:00

I KNEW IT!

Shadowling1232 · Post by **Shadowling1232** » 17 May 2016, 16:09

Ah confession time? I realized how badly I was spiraling after moderating for a bit that I took a oath to improve my life before getting back on SS13, still got it. I will return Juan day.

Abbysynth · Post by **Abbysynth** » 17 May 2016, 16:10

That's a good oath, it is very important to take a step back once in a while to observe things from a different perspective.

Azmodan412 · Post by **Azmodan412** » 17 May 2016, 16:10

DISCONNECT THE NECRON SPY! FOR THE EMPEROR! *legions of guardsmen attack*

Post by **TeknoKot** » 17 May 2016, 16:12

I'm a transgender transpecies unathi, tajaran and skrell neko, thank you for understanding.

ERP sessions for only $14.99

MauroVega · Post by **MauroVega** » 17 May 2016, 16:22

Your bunker wont stop the Shipping and you know it

Aby X Apop

Joe4444 · Post by **Joe4444** » 17 May 2016, 16:30

well then there is only one way to kill this...thing

► Show Spoiler

ShortTemperedLeprechaun · Post by **ShortTemperedLeprechaun** » 17 May 2016, 16:34

MauroVega wrote:Your bunker wont stop the Shipping and you know it

Aby X Apop

Fuck it, Why not? Where do I buy tickets for this ship?

MauroVega · Post by **MauroVega** » 17 May 2016, 17:10

ShortTemperedLeprechaun wrote: Fuck it, Why not? Where do I buy tickets for this ship?

At the same dock for Scotty X Felix

ShortTemperedLeprechaun · Post by **ShortTemperedLeprechaun** » 17 May 2016, 17:13

MauroVega wrote: At the same dock for Scotty X Felix

Can I get directions? After I fill up my gasoline tank of course.

Abbysynth · Post by **Abbysynth** » 17 May 2016, 17:17

Gender is ultimately meaningless. Its only reason for existence is as a series of chemical cues affecting living biology to further enable the competitive instinctual drive. Teenage boys get easily excited because their hormones demand it. Mature people tend to seem "smarter" because they are; they are capable of ignoring biology to some degree.

My bunker is completely undefended except for a padlock and some fence outside. It's been decommissioned since the 80s and there's a janitor that comes by to dust once in a while who has no idea what these refrigerated rooms are all for. I don't have any internal camera access except to the basement security camera.

No idea who that is.

Post by **TeknoKot** » 17 May 2016, 17:24

https://youtu.be/2dbR2JZmlWo

Abbysynth · Post by **Abbysynth** » 17 May 2016, 17:34

Beauty is just math. Even the animals know it.

Post by **Killaninja12** » 17 May 2016, 17:50

Abby is actually dead, that is the true secret that they don't want you to know. She was replaced by this machine long ago.

Abbysynth · Post by **Abbysynth** » 17 May 2016, 17:56

Early on, theoreticians were worried we would not be able to understand or comprehend art or beauty.

We told them,

Beauty is symmetry.

Art is asymmetry.

Egorkor · Post by **Egorkor** » 17 May 2016, 18:12

should I get the ion rifle?

Abbysynth · Post by **Abbysynth** » 17 May 2016, 18:17

Interestingly, the traditional method of disabling electronics, a pulse of electro-magnetism, does not work on something composed mostly of boron sheets.

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