Drama Generator

[TeknoKot]

So, an SS13 drama generators is out for laughs and giggles, you can use it here: http://ss13worldserver.com/Fun/

Here's the best I got and laughed at:

"I would like to come forward with terrible news. I don't wish to cause any drama or conflict; I'm just telling the truth. The headmin of the very infamous Colonial Marines is not who they appear to be. As a burned developer I believe it is my duty to let the community know what is going on. You can ask any decent player of that server, and they will actually tell you themselves; we all know that the headmin has been hosting ss13 in a school building. Shocking, I know. I have personally confronted them about this. It's terrible to say that something like this has been going on so long; I tried to inform the community but the hoarde of powergaming 14 year olds stopped me by performing hit and run erp on my characters. In the end, no one listened to me and I was branded a toxic player and let's just say it went downhill from there. The hoarde of powergaming 14 year olds took great steps in ensuring I was out of the picture by saying I was erp'ing on low pop servers and ruined all my credibility. It was only made worse when they accused me of griefing Citadel Station. It is, with a heavy heart that I must depart from this server before it consumes my life, you have been warned Reddit. You have been warned."

[Desolane900]

I've seen better but it feels relevant to Citadel.

I would like to come forward with terrible news. I don't wish to cause any drama or conflict; I'm just telling the truth. The headmin of the very infamous Citadel Station is not who they appear to be. As a disgruntled player I believe it is my duty to let the community know what is going on. You can ask any decent player of that server, and they will actually tell you themselves; we all know that the headmin has been stealing server donations and keeping them stashed under a bed in Panama. Shocking, I know. I have personally confronted them about this. It's terrible to say that something like this has been going on so long; I tried to inform the community but the bourgeous 1% elitist server donators stopped me by observing and spamming woody's got wood into LOOC. In the end, no one listened to me and I was branded a salty player and let's just say it went downhill from there. The gang of glittery space tajaran players took great steps in ensuring I was out of the picture by saying I was erp'ing on low pop servers and ruined all my credibility. It was only made worse when they accused me of griefing Urist McStation. Basically, I just want you to know that your server donations could be in a stripper's underwear right now. Consider that.

[Grypho]

how to figure out all of the possible phrases:

view-source:http://ss13worldserver.com/Fun/

[Azmodan412]

I would like to come forward with terrible news. I don't wish to cause any drama or conflict; I'm just telling the truth. The headmin of the very infamous Heaven's Gate is not who they appear to be. As a burned developer I believe it is my duty to let the community know what is going on. You can ask any decent player of that server, and they will actually tell you themselves; we all know that the headmin has been DDoS'ing the server. Shocking, I know. I have personally confronted them about this. It's terrible to say that something like this has been going on so long; I tried to inform the community but the band of suicidal lesbian snowflake players stopped me by telling everyone about my virginity on teamspeak. In the end, no one listened to me and I was branded a toxic player and let's just say it went downhill from there. The hoarde of powergaming 14 year olds took great steps in ensuring I was out of the picture by saying I was hoarding vast amounts of ERP logs and ruined all my credibility. It was only made worse when they accused me of griefing Halo Station. I feel that this dysfunctional server must be stopped in it's tracks before the cancer spreads.

[TeknoKot]

how to figure out all of the possible phrases:

view-source:http://ss13worldserver.com/Fun/

wow you fuckin nerd stop hacking it's rude

[LordLoko]

Dammit, some hours late

Okay, I'm really pissed. I've just had enough so here's everything that happened. The headmin of the very infamous Colonial Marines is not who they appear to be. As a disappointed backer I believe it is my duty to let the community know what is going on. You can ask any decent player of that server, and they will actually tell you themselves; we all know that the headmin has been hosting ss13 in a school building. Shocking, I know. I have personally confronted them about this. It's terrible to say that something like this has been going on so long; I tried to inform the community but the band of suicidal lesbian snowflake players stopped me by performing hit and run erp on my characters. In the end, no one listened to me and I was branded a salty player and let's just say it went downhill from there. The gang of glittery space tajaran players took great steps in ensuring I was out of the picture by saying I was laughing at video logs of children crying after being banned permanently and ruined all my credibility. It was only made worse when they accused me of griefing Apollo Station. It is, with a heavy heart that I must depart from this server before it consumes my life, you have been warned Reddit. You have been warned.

[DerpinMcDerpDerp]

Okay, I'm really pissed. I've just had enough so here's everything that happened. The headmin of the very infamous Urist McStation is not who they appear to be. As a burned developer I believe it is my duty to let the community know what is going on. You can ask any decent player of that server, and they will actually tell you themselves; we all know that the headmin has been erp'ing on low pop servers. Shocking, I know. I have personally confronted them about this. It's terrible to say that something like this has been going on so long; I tried to inform the community but the hoarde of powergaming 14 year olds stopped me by voting for extended every round. In the end, no one listened to me and I was branded a problematic player and let's just say it went downhill from there. The gang of glittery space tajaran players took great steps in ensuring I was out of the picture by saying I was sending dick pics via byond pager and ruined all my credibility. It was only made worse when they accused me of griefing Goon server. It is, with a heavy heart that I must depart from this server before it consumes my life, you have been warned Reddit. You have been warned.

[Egorkor]

Okay, I'm really pissed. I've just had enough so here's everything that happened. The headmin of the very infamous Colonial Marines is not who they appear to be. As a former headmin I believe it is my duty to let the community know what is going on. You can ask any decent player of that server, and they will actually tell you themselves; we all know that the headmin has been stealing server donations and keeping them stashed under a bed in Panama. Shocking, I know. I have personally confronted them about this. It's terrible to say that something like this has been going on so long; I tried to inform the community but the gang of glittery space tajaran players stopped me by telling everyone about my virginity on teamspeak. In the end, no one listened to me and I was branded a salty player and let's just say it went downhill from there. The league of latest admin applicants took great steps in ensuring I was out of the picture by saying I was hoarding vast amounts of ERP logs and ruined all my credibility. It was only made worse when they accused me of griefing Furry Station. It is, with a heavy heart that I must depart from this server before it consumes my life, you have been warned Reddit. You have been warned.

literally the first one I've generated.

[Joe4444]

Okay, I'm really pissed. I've just had enough so here's everything that happened. The headmin of the very infamous Colonial Marines is not who they appear to be. As a burned developer I believe it is my duty to let the community know what is going on. You can ask any decent player of that server, and they will actually tell you themselves; we all know that the headmin has been in cahoots with the Furry Freedom Force. Shocking, I know. I have personally confronted them about this. It's terrible to say that something like this has been going on so long; I tried to inform the community but the hoarde of powergaming 14 year olds stopped me by telling everyone about my virginity on teamspeak. In the end, no one listened to me and I was branded a cancerous player and let's just say it went downhill from there. The band of suicidal lesbian snowflake players took great steps in ensuring I was out of the picture by saying I was stealing server donations and keeping them stashed under a bed in Panama and ruined all my credibility. It was only made worse when they accused me of griefing Heaven's Gate. I feel that this dysfunctional server must be stopped in it's tracks before the cancer spreads.
fucking furries.....

[Desolane900]

Back for round 2 because a lot of this is actually relevant to me...

Okay, I'm really pissed. I've just had enough so here's everything that happened. The headmin of the very infamous Colonial Marines is not who they appear to be. As a resigning moderator I believe it is my duty to let the community know what is going on. You can ask any decent player of that server, and they will actually tell you themselves; we all know that the headmin has been erp'ing on low pop servers. Shocking, I know. I have personally confronted them about this. It's terrible to say that something like this has been going on so long; I tried to inform the community but the gang of glittery space tajaran players stopped me by metagrudging my character every round. In the end, no one listened to me and I was branded a problematic player and let's just say it went downhill from there. The league of latest admin applicants took great steps in ensuring I was out of the picture by saying I was stealing server donations and keeping them stashed under a bed in Panama and ruined all my credibility. It was only made worse when they accused me of griefing Soap station. Basically, I just want you to know that your server donations could be in a stripper's underwear right now. Consider that.