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freemysoul · Post by **freemysoul** » 17 Jun 2016, 09:41

What is your true Slav lifeblood?

Derpislav · Post by **Derpislav** » 17 Jun 2016, 11:04

freemysoul wrote:What is your true Slav lifeblood?

Spama.
Spama is my lifeblood.
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GarlicBread · Post by **GarlicBread** » 17 Jun 2016, 11:19

Where do aliens get their weed from?

SnickerMeDoodle · Post by **SnickerMeDoodle** » 17 Jun 2016, 12:10

Aisaka Taiga or Asuka Langly Soryu?

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or

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Derpislav · Post by **Derpislav** » 17 Jun 2016, 12:34

SnickerMeDoodle wrote:Aisaka Taiga or Asuka Langly Soryu?

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or

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I had to consult Spama.

Based on this I pick Aisaka.

"Yuss my friends, yuss". I don't even dislike Eeeighouuus.

Sargeantmuffinman · Post by **Sargeantmuffinman** » 17 Jun 2016, 13:38

Molotov or potato bomb??

DerpinMcDerpDerp · Post by **DerpinMcDerpDerp** » 17 Jun 2016, 13:39

how2getlaid

Sarah_U. · Post by **Sarah_U.** » 17 Jun 2016, 14:34

+1 for all the replies you've sent to me. You made me laugh xP

DMAN · Post by **DMAN** » 17 Jun 2016, 15:51

Is there ever too many spider man memes?

Azmodan412 · Post by **Azmodan412** » 17 Jun 2016, 16:00

Iz ther enuff dakka?

Derpislav · Post by **Derpislav** » 17 Jun 2016, 19:37

Sargeantmuffinman wrote:Molotov or potato bomb??

Potato bomb. Can be re-used for vodka.

DerpinMcDerpDerp wrote:how2getlaid

1. crawl into a chicken
2. wait

DMAN wrote:Is there ever too many spider man memes?

Azmodan412 wrote:Iz ther enuff dakka?

Wez kan add mor dakka, 'un tis iz rezpektd by Mork 'un Gork 'lredy. Enuff dakka is unrech... unrea... un... not happn'n

Varnock · Post by **Varnock** » 17 Jun 2016, 19:47

WAAAAAAAAGH?

coolsurf6 · Post by **coolsurf6** » 18 Jun 2016, 01:28

How do you run away from certain doom?

GarlicBread · Post by **GarlicBread** » 18 Jun 2016, 03:47

are synths people too?

KeyWii · Post by **KeyWii** » 18 Jun 2016, 03:56

What's the airspeed velocity of an Unladen Swallow?

ShortTemperedLeprechaun · Post by **ShortTemperedLeprechaun** » 18 Jun 2016, 04:03

KeyWii wrote:What's the airspeed velocity of an Unladen Swallow?

What do you mean? An african or european swallow?

KeyWii · Post by **KeyWii** » 18 Jun 2016, 04:10

ShortTemperedLeprechaun wrote: What do you mean? An african or european swallow?

ShortTemperedLeprechaun · Post by **ShortTemperedLeprechaun** » 18 Jun 2016, 04:11

My questions.

Why did you decide to play as loki, a female, instead of a male?

When can we get the ord x derp fanfic?

Why did you swap from your old avatar to a fursona sorta deal?

What is your favorite past time?

What's your favorite snack?

Favorite battle music?

Favorite card game?

Wickedtemp · Post by **Wickedtemp** » 18 Jun 2016, 05:54

If you had to peel a fruit, what kind of fruit would it be, and why?

Derpislav · Post by **Derpislav** » 18 Jun 2016, 08:56

Varnock wrote:WAAAAAAAAGH?

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

coolsurf6 wrote:How do you run away from certain doom?

Sideways.

GarlicBread wrote:are synths people too?

ShortTemperedLeprechaun wrote:My questions.

Why did you decide to play as loki, a female, instead of a male?

When can we get the ord x derp fanfic?

Why did you swap from your old avatar to a fursona sorta deal?

What is your favorite past time?

What's your favorite snack?

Favorite battle music?

Favorite card game?

Because it's impossible not to play CM as an overly badass Rambo expy. Overly badass men are the standard to the point of being able to predict who will be an action movie's protagonist solely by gender.
Overly badass women are rare. If I'm going to play knowing I'll eventually fall into Rambo tropes, I'll play a character that will have a sliver of something unique while pinning people to walls with machetes.
Just kidding. I rolled a dice, it said "female", so female it was.

When you force someone to write it.

It's an inside joke.

Arson, murder and jaywalking. Forest trips too.

Mint chocolate.

Exanima's OST - Augury.

I can't remember the name right now, but it went like this: every player has a deck full of mindscrew inducing LSD trip-like illustrations. The current "narrator" picks one out of his deck, describes it in short, and places on the table image facing down. Others pick cards they think suit the description the most and also place them image down. Cards are shuffled and players have to guess which image was the original one.
We banned the description "Meanwhile in Russia" because it was too universal.
Narrator said "Game over." I picked a card showing two interlocking rings. People were torn between congratulating me and kicking me from the table.

Wickedtemp wrote:If you had to peel a fruit, what kind of fruit would it be, and why?

Orange. It smells nice.

LordeKilly · Post by **LordeKilly** » 18 Jun 2016, 10:29

how did you achieve this level of dorkiness you swedish bork

Ocnjak20 · Post by **Ocnjak20** » 18 Jun 2016, 10:38

This be gud my Poland comrade? Cheeki Breeki?

freemysoul · Post by **freemysoul** » 18 Jun 2016, 15:52

Derpislav wrote:Spama.
Spama is my lifeblood.
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Then you ARE not true slav, because true slav knows it is the Mayonez.

coolsurf6 · Post by **coolsurf6** » 18 Jun 2016, 20:58

How do you get drunk?

DMAN · Post by **DMAN** » 19 Jun 2016, 00:52

Does one mix a charge up and a squat without certain doom? Is there a technique? I've killed too many people charging my squats and destroying them with gravity anomalies, so maybe it's just to be expected? Maybe it's because I'm a freedom boy and we can't squat without discharging a squat in a theater.

Borf?

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