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Re: Ask Derp.

Post by Joe4444 » 23 Jun 2016, 14:14

on a scale of 1 to cheese how derp can a derpslav get?

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Re: Ask Derp.

Post by Sargeantmuffinman » 23 Jun 2016, 14:55

Where's your Ushanka?
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Re: Ask Derp.

Post by Derpislav » 23 Jun 2016, 19:11

Sargeantmuffinman wrote:Where's your Ushanka?
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Re: Ask Derp.

Post by ShortTemperedLeprechaun » 23 Jun 2016, 20:12

Derpislav wrote:Image
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Derp is fucking glorious with that ushanka.
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Re: Ask Derp.

Post by Rey » 23 Jun 2016, 21:15

So you have the ushanka. Good, good...(b-b-ball-...) i.imgur.com/wSq459e.mp4
I'm guessing your honorary slav tracksuit, and flat cap are around as well?
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Re: Ask Derp.

Post by Durper » 25 Jun 2016, 06:53

Derp can you show us your nipples? even one will do
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Re: Ask Derp.

Post by northcote4 » 25 Jun 2016, 07:41

Durper wrote:Derp can you show us your nipples? even one will do
L-lewd...
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Re: Ask Derp.

Post by Derpislav » 25 Jun 2016, 09:17

Durper wrote:Derp can you show us your nipples? even one will do
Ok.
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Re: Ask Derp.

Post by northcote4 » 25 Jun 2016, 09:39

Derpislav wrote:Ok.
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Re: Ask Derp.

Post by coolsurf6 » 25 Jun 2016, 22:21

northcote4 wrote: Inappropriate content pls remove
I fucking cant look at this! It killing me inside!
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Re: Ask Derp.

Post by Derpislav » 27 Jun 2016, 18:29

coolsurf6 wrote:How do you get drunk?
Just like the rest of the world.
First I get a nice bottle of vodka, then...
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Re: Ask Derp.

Post by Varnock » 27 Jun 2016, 20:27

Do people die when they are killed?

Is Spama made of spam?

Why does your avatar keep changing?

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Re: Ask Derp.

Post by YungCuz » 29 Jun 2016, 00:39

What is best Cheeki breeki?
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Re: Ask Derp.

Post by Derpislav » 31 Oct 2016, 00:56

YungCuz wrote:What is best Cheeki breeki?
The cheekiest.
Varnock wrote:Do people die when they are killed?

Is Spama made of spam?

Why does your avatar keep changing?
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Re: Ask Derp.

Post by Warnipple » 31 Oct 2016, 07:20

Favourite TV show?
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Re: Ask Derp.

Post by DeadLantern » 31 Oct 2016, 07:46

Derpislav wrote:Image
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Re: Ask Derp.

Post by Derpislav » 03 Dec 2016, 21:21

Warnipple wrote:Favourite TV show?
I don't really watch TV so I guess if I had to say based on how many episodes I watched, that'd be Steven Universe.
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Re: Ask Derp.

Post by Helgraf » 04 Dec 2016, 06:48

Are you a furry?

Why do you stay with us?
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Re: Ask Derp.

Post by Derpislav » 02 Feb 2017, 18:01

Helgraf wrote:Are you a furry?

Why do you stay with us?
90% ironically

Because the regulars make it worth it.
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Re: Ask Derp.

Post by Karmac » 02 Feb 2017, 20:19

When will you be making a guide on how to construct a Rube Goldberg machine that dispenses protein bars all across the Sulaco, because lord knows we'd pay money for that.
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Re: Ask Derp.

Post by Martzin » 02 Feb 2017, 21:12

can you cook?
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Re: Ask Derp.

Post by Snypehunter007 » 02 Feb 2017, 21:36

List of staff from top to bottom? (favorite at top, least favorite or just not interacted with on the bottom) (WHOLE staff team)
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Re: Ask Derp.

Post by Helgraf » 02 Feb 2017, 21:40

Snypehunter007 wrote:List of staff from top to bottom? (favorite at top, least favorite or just not interacted with on the bottom) (WHOLE staff team)
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Re: Ask Derp.

Post by coolsurf6 » 03 Feb 2017, 19:47

Snypehunter007 wrote:List of staff from top to bottom? (favorite at top, least favorite or just not interacted with on the bottom) (WHOLE staff team)
I need this in my life!
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

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Re: Ask Derp.

Post by shyshadow » 03 Feb 2017, 23:17

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