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Derpislav · Post by **Derpislav** » 16 Jun 2016, 20:26

Yep. Literally anything.
Especially amusing questions will be editted into this post.

GarlicBread · Post by **GarlicBread** » 16 Jun 2016, 20:31

Are you really a slav tho?

Azmodan412 · Post by **Azmodan412** » 16 Jun 2016, 20:32

Depends. How into sadomasochism from playing this server are you?

Sarah_U. · Post by **Sarah_U.** » 16 Jun 2016, 20:36

Do you think cats are our righteous masters and bringers of truth in this world?
Or in short, do you like cats?

Derpislav · Post by **Derpislav** » 16 Jun 2016, 20:37

GarlicBread wrote:Are you really a slav tho?

The slaviest. There's a bottle of vodka in my room at all times, not only when brother in law visits.

Azmodan412 wrote:Depends. How into sadomasochism from playing this server are you?

That much.

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Sarah_U. wrote:Do you think cats are our righteous masters and bringers of truth in this world?
Or in short, do you like cats?

I'm owned by one. It established it's rule by marking every surface of my house with it's fur. My face is also a surface.

coolsurf6 · Post by **coolsurf6** » 16 Jun 2016, 20:45

How much of a derp can one person be?

Derpislav · Post by **Derpislav** » 16 Jun 2016, 20:46

coolsurf6 wrote:How much of a derp can one person be?

Thiiiis much: ------>

completelynewguy · Post by **completelynewguy** » 16 Jun 2016, 20:48

Is Russian love rope just rubber bands?

Derpislav · Post by **Derpislav** » 16 Jun 2016, 20:49

completelynewguy wrote:Is Russian love rope just rubber bands?

In Democratic Poland paracord ties you.

coolsurf6 · Post by **coolsurf6** » 16 Jun 2016, 20:54

Whats your opinion on the Alien "Being too OP" situation?

How do you feel about predators?

Do you love being a moderator?

How difficult is it dealing with people on the server?

How much time do you spend on the server?

(Seriously i could go on forever and i do want these questions answered)

coolsurf6 · Post by **coolsurf6** » 16 Jun 2016, 20:59

How does one grow up to be as strong as the mighty Apophis?

Derpislav · Post by **Derpislav** » 16 Jun 2016, 21:02

coolsurf6 wrote:Whats your opinion on the Alien "Being too OP" situation?

How do you feel about predators?

Do you love being a moderator?

How difficult is it dealing with people on the server?

How much time do you spend on the server?

(Seriously i could go on forever and i do want these questions answered)

It rustles my jimmies because facehuggers are still used as slap-based helmet removal/one-hit knockouts. But the moment carrying huggers by non-Carriers gets introduced, it will be perfect. Hell, without huggers xenos could afford even more buffs.

0/10 no Gelonvia.

Hell yeah, it caused me to develop a sense of self-worth.

People who actually want the situation to be resolved are a pleasure to deal with. People who join as "Donald 'Hitler' Trump" and start shooting randomly - even easier. And then there are these guys that bait other people into breaking rules and turn out to be goddamn lawyers when it comes to their interpretation...

Varies wildly on how I'm feeling currently. From 24 hours in a row to two days without logging on.

coolsurf6 wrote:How does one grow up to be as strong as the mighty Apophis?

Consume lots of pills you get during your service. They're good for you, soldier.
There are also rumours that his sexy voice is the source of his power.

Varnock · Post by **Varnock** » 16 Jun 2016, 21:03

How long before this thread overwhelms you?

How long before all these images lead to us tracking you down?

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Derpislav · Post by **Derpislav** » 16 Jun 2016, 21:05

Varnock wrote:How long before this thread overwhelms you?

How long before all these images lead to us tracking you down?

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Is Ord no longer your beard?

Three.

You're welcome anytime.

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coolsurf6 · Post by **coolsurf6** » 16 Jun 2016, 21:07

I'll let some other people ask, i dont want to ask every question so no one else can join in the fun!

Consume lots of pills you get during your service. They're good for you, soldier.
There are also rumours that his sexy voice is the source of his power.

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Derpislav · Post by **Derpislav** » 16 Jun 2016, 21:11

Now there will be.

Varnock · Post by **Varnock** » 16 Jun 2016, 21:18

There's a question, who's Sligneris?

Sarah_U. · Post by **Sarah_U.** » 16 Jun 2016, 21:23

With some tweaking do you believe Alien: Colonial Marines could be an awesome game for multiplayer?

Do you prefer roleplay or shooting mindlessly?

Do you try to convert the population to bastet's true and only religion?

InterroLouis · Post by **InterroLouis** » 16 Jun 2016, 21:34

What are the proper rituals for summoning Xur'Sie?

GarlicBread · Post by **GarlicBread** » 16 Jun 2016, 21:41

Are you as cheeki as Breeki?

Post by **Killaninja12** » 17 Jun 2016, 05:21

Will you always remember when I first found out you were gay? :O

Rey · Post by **Rey** » 17 Jun 2016, 06:50

Are you still a bay?

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Sargeantmuffinman · Post by **Sargeantmuffinman** » 17 Jun 2016, 06:58

Can you squat like slav?

Rey · Post by **Rey** » 17 Jun 2016, 07:11

Sargeantmuffinman wrote:Can you squat like slav?

Oh my god MuffinMan, you can't just ask slavs if they can squat!

Derpislav · Post by **Derpislav** » 17 Jun 2016, 09:34

Varnock wrote:There's a question, who's Sligneris?

My waifu. He doesn't know that yet, though.

Sarah_U. wrote:With some tweaking do you believe Alien: Colonial Marines could be an awesome game for multiplayer?

Do you prefer roleplay or shooting mindlessly?

Do you try to convert the population to bastet's true and only religion?

It would make a nice Left 4 Dead substitute.

Whynotboth.jpg

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InterroLouis wrote:What are the proper rituals for summoning Xur'Sie?

Order a heavy pulse rifle through Requisitions. Xur'Sie will appear from a random unobserved direction faster than physically possible, ready to do your bidding.

GarlicBread wrote:Are you as cheeki as Breeki?

As cheeki and breeki as they come.

Killaninja12 wrote:Will you always remember when I first found out you were gay? :O

Yes.

Rey wrote:Are you still a bay?

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Sargeantmuffinman wrote:Can you squat like slav?

My squats are so stable I don't need a tripod for a machine gun.

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