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Scammer Joke

Post by coolsurf6 » 12 Jul 2016, 05:30

Hello! My name is Jack Olsen and i am calling you to talk about some problems you've been having with your computer. If you could please follow these instructions so i can hand you over to a BYOND Certified Technician to help with your problem. Please look at the bottom left of your keyboard and you should see 4 flags. Yes? Yes ok so now hold that down and click the letter R for Robert. Do you see a box? Ok? Good now in that box type in http://www.support.me.
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(Its a legit website but they use it for their illegal scams)

Ok now do you see a another box? Good now type in this. #-#-#-#-#-#.................
OK... Ok now download the program and i will pass you onto the BYOND Certified Technician
{Music}
{Music}
Ahh Hello my name is John Owen and i am here to help you. So do you see my cursor moving on your screen? Good now we have detected that some foreign addresses have been attempting to steal information from your server. This can be fixed by connecting you to a secure server so i just need you to do one thing and let go of your mouse so i can scan your computer for wiruses.
{CMD}
{Tree Command}
{Random gibberish comes up}
{slow text slowly writes}
{Colonil Marnes Hacker Detected}
As you can see from this scan that there is something fishy going on with your computer.



Now i give you the chance to continue or make your own of this! To be honest i got a call from one and i saw some videos about it which were god damn hilarious! I might continue this but i want to just teach you that

DO NOT FALL FOR THIS TRICK! IF YOU GET A CALL RECORD THE NUMBER AND GO TO MALWAREBYTES SCAMMER BLACKLIST AND REPORT IT!

Thats all...
:)

Oh and one last video that was quite funny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJDBsTC5P4k&t=0s
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
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Re: Scammer Joke

Post by coroneljones » 12 Jul 2016, 06:57

I only trust De-throned Nigerian princes that are related to me in some way and need my money for reasons unknown to me
But they did promise to pay me back in a fortune.
Still waiting....
I am Crornel Jrones, grorious admin of Coronial Mahreens. U ar arr nast Trorr and will be ding dong bannu. U critizize Xenos? Ding dong Bannu. U no rike grorious adminnu? Ding dong Bannu. U comrpain about Marine nerfs? Dingdong bannu. U comprain about grorrious adminnu? O yoo betta bereev dat's a bannu. It has come to my Grorrious attention dat nasty trorr has been imidatingu me on serveru, dis is a shamfrul dispray and unacceptaboo so dey ding dong bannu. End of Rine -----------------Rine ends here.'
-Credit goes to SovietCyanide
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