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If you were host for 1 round

Post by Casany » 03 Aug 2016, 19:03

If you were the host of this server for 1 round, what would you do? I would Make everyone but the survivors aliens. And then have three predators spawn.
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Re: If you were host for 1 round

Post by lucashunter608 » 03 Aug 2016, 19:04

I would make all marines Bill Carsons and spawn them in the thunder-dome to battle themselves with canes

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Re: If you were host for 1 round

Post by nodnodnod » 03 Aug 2016, 19:05

Permaban some guy named Casany.

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Re: If you were host for 1 round

Post by Casany » 03 Aug 2016, 19:08

nodnodnod wrote:Permaban some guy named Casany.
That hurts man... It hurts..
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Re: If you were host for 1 round

Post by Toroic » 03 Aug 2016, 19:25

I'd make all the marines preds and make all the xenos elite T3

Also, monkeyguns and all the clothing would become schoolgirl outfits.
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Re: If you were host for 1 round

Post by InterroLouis » 03 Aug 2016, 19:27

I think they've already done that one. Making all the clothing schoolgirl outfits, I mean.

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Re: If you were host for 1 round

Post by Renomaki » 03 Aug 2016, 21:27

I myself would love to pit the marines against a different threat for a round. Spawn several waves of.. Killer robots? Slavers? Zombies? The possibilities are endless!

It would be a nice change of pace from fighting the same enemy all the time...
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Post by slc97 » 03 Aug 2016, 21:31

I would force all of you to be my friend. (I'm so lonely)

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Re: If you were host for 1 round

Post by KeyWii » 03 Aug 2016, 21:33

Open source the code
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Re: If you were host for 1 round

Post by slc97 » 03 Aug 2016, 21:37

KeyWii wrote:Open source the code
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Re: If you were host for 1 round

Post by EMT_321 » 03 Aug 2016, 22:02

I would increase the tick rate without telling anyone and watch the chaos.

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Re: If you were host for 1 round

Post by completelynewguy » 03 Aug 2016, 23:01

Iron Bears vs. Marines and Dutch's Dozen vs. Weyland PMCs vs. Deathsquad.

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Re: If you were host for 1 round

Post by YungCuz » 09 Aug 2016, 17:01

Make Bill Carson count towards Xenos
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Re: If you were host for 1 round

Post by zskninoh » 09 Aug 2016, 18:36

Kill the server.
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Re: If you were host for 1 round

Post by NoahKirchner » 09 Aug 2016, 18:57

I would make the ayyliums spawn on the sulaco, on the bridge and the marines spawn in engineering/cryo and have a fight across the ship with a definite front line :D
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Re: If you were host for 1 round

Post by monkeysfist101 » 12 Aug 2016, 09:37

I would shut it down for a round to teach you kids some damn manners. Shoot, back in my day, we played with C20's and security armor and we LIKED it!
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Re: If you were host for 1 round

Post by EXOTICISME » 12 Aug 2016, 10:02

Whitelist myself

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Re: If you were host for 1 round

Post by Sarah_U. » 12 Aug 2016, 11:55

I'd most likely just sit back and watch stuff resisting from the temptation of spawning IBs as non-antags and missionaries of communism.
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Re: If you were host for 1 round

Post by Shyguychizzy » 12 Aug 2016, 14:35

Perhaps on a high pop round basically once the round starts, there are a quite a few xenos players, switch all marines to xenos and xenos players into random marines.
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Re: If you were host for 1 round

Post by InterroLouis » 12 Aug 2016, 14:55

No, spawn the marines in the caves, and give them implant guns that infect xenos with MarineBursters, which are baldies which burst from the chest of xenos. Aliens would spawn on the Sulaco, and would need to collect gear(different types of jelly depending on what you want to evolve to) from jelly vendors, and would have to take the shuttle or pod to the planet to investigate a distress signal from a hive. There would be three survivor slots which would be jellyless random T1 xeno castes. Marines would all have machetes and XenoTasers(for tasing xenos so you can implant them).

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Re: If you were host for 1 round

Post by Helgraf » 12 Aug 2016, 16:26

PERMABAN EVERYONE EXCEPT FOR MYSELF AND I WOULD BE SO LONELY.
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Re: If you were host for 1 round

Post by Neray » 12 Aug 2016, 22:42

Check Carson's IP.
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Post by Logi99 » 15 Aug 2016, 10:21

I would steal the source and put it on pornhub c:
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Re: If you were host for 1 round

Post by SagaSword » 15 Aug 2016, 16:00

Shit post meme pictures and music all over the server...

And then spawn A shit ton of Alien NPCs on sulaco and watch the havoc. Muhahahaha!
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Re: If you were host for 1 round

Post by Desolane900 » 15 Aug 2016, 19:34

I'd fire all the shit staff. And make Saul Freytia an official meme.
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