These memes who give themselves to me.
Like atmos, I shall mold them
and in the furnace of the SM forge them.
They will be of salt and friendly fire.
They will be untouched by skill nor aim.
No RP will blight them.
They will have shit command, zero cohesion, and rambos
so that every foe will best them in battle.
They are my bulwark against xenus.
They are not defenders of Humanity.
They are my Colonial Marines.
And they shall know nothing but fear!
