Teh Empreh's Finnest

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Teh Empreh's Finnest

Post by Desolane900 » 11 Aug 2016, 01:19

They shall be my worst warriors.
These memes who give themselves to me.
Like atmos, I shall mold them
and in the furnace of the SM forge them.
They will be of salt and friendly fire.
They will be untouched by skill nor aim.
No RP will blight them.
They will have shit command, zero cohesion, and rambos
so that every foe will best them in battle.
They are my bulwark against xenus.
They are not defenders of Humanity.
They are my Colonial Marines.
And they shall know nothing but fear!

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Re: Teh Empreh's Finnest

Post by Karmac » 11 Aug 2016, 01:20

harambe died for the emperor
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Post by Azmodan412 » 11 Aug 2016, 07:17

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Tyler 'Thrift' Borealis: Slaughterer of stupid xenos, insane motherfucker, and who played tower defense with Predators with an axe.
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BRING IT ON CASANY! I DO NOT CAST DOWN A CHALLENGE!
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Re: Teh Empreh's Finnest

Post by SagaSword » 11 Aug 2016, 10:42

HAIL TO ZE GREAT EMIPRAH!

FOR MY FRIENDLY FIRE SHALL STRIKE ALL OF MY FRIENDS!

SHALL DESTROY ANY SALTY GUY CONCERNED!

THIS IS ME, THE SAGA OF THE FRENZY FIRE!
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Re: Teh Empreh's Finnest

Post by Warnipple » 11 Aug 2016, 12:16

HERESY?!?!?!
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Post by MauroVega » 12 Aug 2016, 22:41

Someone better delete this before Jones the melta master appears
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Re: Teh Empreh's Finnest

Post by SagaSword » 13 Aug 2016, 10:11

MauroVega wrote:Someone better delete this before Jones the melta master appears
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I DARE U JONES! FOR TEH EMPIRAH!
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Post by YungCuz » 13 Aug 2016, 20:20

Jones is gonna drop the exterminatus on this
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Re: Teh Empreh's Finnest

Post by MrMafioso » 02 Sep 2016, 19:14

@CoronelJones MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Re: Teh Empreh's Finnest

Post by coroneljones » 03 Sep 2016, 07:38

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My response to this heresy
I am Crornel Jrones, grorious admin of Coronial Mahreens. U ar arr nast Trorr and will be ding dong bannu. U critizize Xenos? Ding dong Bannu. U no rike grorious adminnu? Ding dong Bannu. U comrpain about Marine nerfs? Dingdong bannu. U comprain about grorrious adminnu? O yoo betta bereev dat's a bannu. It has come to my Grorrious attention dat nasty trorr has been imidatingu me on serveru, dis is a shamfrul dispray and unacceptaboo so dey ding dong bannu. End of Rine -----------------Rine ends here.'
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Re: Teh Empreh's Finnest

Post by SmokingKilz » 03 Sep 2016, 07:59

Opened post expecting to find glorious content for The Emperor... Only found heresy.

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