Teh Empreh's Finnest
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Teh Empreh's Finnest
They shall be my worst warriors.
These memes who give themselves to me.
Like atmos, I shall mold them
and in the furnace of the SM forge them.
They will be of salt and friendly fire.
They will be untouched by skill nor aim.
No RP will blight them.
They will have shit command, zero cohesion, and rambos
so that every foe will best them in battle.
They are my bulwark against xenus.
They are not defenders of Humanity.
They are my Colonial Marines.
And they shall know nothing but fear!
These memes who give themselves to me.
Like atmos, I shall mold them
and in the furnace of the SM forge them.
They will be of salt and friendly fire.
They will be untouched by skill nor aim.
No RP will blight them.
They will have shit command, zero cohesion, and rambos
so that every foe will best them in battle.
They are my bulwark against xenus.
They are not defenders of Humanity.
They are my Colonial Marines.
And they shall know nothing but fear!
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Re: Teh Empreh's Finnest
harambe died for the emperor
Garth Pawolski, or is it Powalski?
Back in action.
Back in action.
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Re: Teh Empreh's Finnest
Tyler 'Thrift' Borealis: Slaughterer of stupid xenos, insane motherfucker, and who played tower defense with Predators with an axe.
Predator Duels Won: 1
Predator Duels Lost: 2
BRING IT ON CASANY! I DO NOT CAST DOWN A CHALLENGE!
43 Xenos and counting.
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Re: Teh Empreh's Finnest
HAIL TO ZE GREAT EMIPRAH!
FOR MY FRIENDLY FIRE SHALL STRIKE ALL OF MY FRIENDS!
SHALL DESTROY ANY SALTY GUY CONCERNED!
THIS IS ME, THE SAGA OF THE FRENZY FIRE!
FOR MY FRIENDLY FIRE SHALL STRIKE ALL OF MY FRIENDS!
SHALL DESTROY ANY SALTY GUY CONCERNED!
THIS IS ME, THE SAGA OF THE FRENZY FIRE!
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Re: Teh Empreh's Finnest
HERESY?!?!?!
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Re: Teh Empreh's Finnest
Someone better delete this before Jones the melta master appears
“Treat your men as you would your own beloved sons. And they will follow you into the deepest valley.”
― Sun Tzu, The Art of War
What happens when marine RP collides with standard RP
Natalia 'Nutella' Quiroga
― Sun Tzu, The Art of War
What happens when marine RP collides with standard RP
Natalia 'Nutella' Quiroga
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Re: Teh Empreh's Finnest
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I DARE U JONES! FOR TEH EMPIRAH!MauroVega wrote:Someone better delete this before Jones the melta master appears
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Re: Teh Empreh's Finnest
Jones is gonna drop the exterminatus on this
http://i.imgur.com/b9XSpih.png Ayyliums
^When you join and the janitor role is taken.^
I am here in the shadows.....
http://colonial-marines.com/download/fi ... &mode=view
^Closely watching.^
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^When the RO causes problems.^
^When you join and the janitor role is taken.^
I am here in the shadows.....
http://colonial-marines.com/download/fi ... &mode=view
^Closely watching.^
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^When the RO causes problems.^
- MrMafioso
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Re: Teh Empreh's Finnest
@CoronelJones MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Now inb4 Emperor Bill Carson comes and fight us!
Now inb4 Emperor Bill Carson comes and fight us!
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Re: Teh Empreh's Finnest
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I am Crornel Jrones, grorious admin of Coronial Mahreens. U ar arr nast Trorr and will be ding dong bannu. U critizize Xenos? Ding dong Bannu. U no rike grorious adminnu? Ding dong Bannu. U comrpain about Marine nerfs? Dingdong bannu. U comprain about grorrious adminnu? O yoo betta bereev dat's a bannu. It has come to my Grorrious attention dat nasty trorr has been imidatingu me on serveru, dis is a shamfrul dispray and unacceptaboo so dey ding dong bannu. End of Rine -----------------Rine ends here.'
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Re: Teh Empreh's Finnest
Opened post expecting to find glorious content for The Emperor... Only found heresy.
The overzealous XO
"What is your Duty?
To serve the Emperor's Will.
What is the Emperor's Will?
That we fight and die.
What is Death?
It is our duty.
What is your Duty?..."
"What is your Duty?
To serve the Emperor's Will.
What is the Emperor's Will?
That we fight and die.
What is Death?
It is our duty.
What is your Duty?..."